DUmmie FUnnies 01-05-05 ("Stand Up, Senator"---Pied Piper Pitt Bloviates)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 5, 2005 | DUmmies, Pied Piper Pitt, PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

This is the first time in a couple of weeks that I was able to do a DUFU without feeling exhausted because I was able to catch a glorious 10 hours of sleep last night. The reason is that I went out walking for about 3 hours yesterday while listening to Rush on a portable radio. Does anybody out there know the deal on the PORTABLE satellite radios. If I could get one of those I could walk 5 or 6 hours per day while listening to talk radio. Talk radio in the daytime this area, with the exception of Rush, is HORRIBLE so a satellite radio would be great since it would allow me several extra hours of walking time which makes me sleep very easily. For some reason I can walk for hours on end while listening to talk radio but become tired if I walk less than a mile WITHOUT listening to talk radio.

Anyway, enough with my physical problems and on to my other problems, namely my search for a literary agent or book publisher for the DUmmie Funnies book. If you are in one of the previous mentioned categories, please contact me at PJ-Comix. Oh, and a FREE satellite radio would be a nice addition to whatever fat book contract you offer me.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[KoRn]

FIRST!

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Ping (SECOND!)

[Flux Capacitor]

TWELFTH!!!

-Dan

[littleleaguemom]

This guy teaches innocent kids??? Gosh, my son's current hs history teacher is as whacked as Pitt. I've often wonder whether he hangs out on DU; he comes up with the same propaganda.

[Carling]

There is real, tangible fraud in Washington State, yet the DUfi continue to dwell on a state that Bush won handily.

I can only think that these people are insane. Seriesly.

[TheBigB]

Where's the obligatory DUmmie post to SEND MORE MONEY TO BEV HARRIS!? SEND MORE MONEY NOW!!

[The_Victor]

You ARE the Dude of the Year to us too Will!

Let me be the first to nominate Pitt for Dudie of the Year.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

This guy teaches innocent kids???

No he indoctrinates them (Hear that Boston?) because if he taught them they could make an informed decision and realize that he is a whack job. Boston area FReepers need to FReep this guy at his school just so his coworkers and students can see what freak he is.

[queenkathy]

Thanks for the ping. I was just there lurking and I honestly don't know how you can do it! I read the thread about Pat Robertson and although I know he triggers a lot of different emotions in people, they way they are putting him down is just too much for me to take. I've had my fill for one day.

[homemom]

Just so I get this all straight--tomorrow, Jan. 6th, is when the Senate makes it officially official that the PRes. is going to remain the Pres. for FOUR MORE YEARS!!! Is that right?

(Unless, of course, Tinkerbell comes along and sprinkles Kerry Fairy Dust on all the senators . . . )

Thanks for the laughs!

[granite]

William Pitt: Lytel was at a rally where he said Boxer may stand up.
Reader 1: Lytel was at a rally where he saw a boxer stand up
Reader 2: Lytel said to Sally that he saw a boxer give up.
Reader 3: Lysol was used on Sally when a boxer threw up on her.

[hchutch]

And think, in 2006, Sirius has the King Of All Media. :)

[PJ-Comix]

Thanks for the ping. I was just there lurking and I honestly don't know how you can do it!

It was pretty easy today since I had plenty of sleep last night. It was when I didn't have much sleep for the past couple of weeks that it was sort of difficult. Often I would just barely finish DUFUing and then practically collapse on my keyboard. Actually there were a few times when I would fall asleep while DUFUing and then wake up to finish it off. That is why a portable satellite radio would be great. I can walk for hours on end while listening to talk radio on it. Such excercise allows me to sleep easily and naturally. Local daytime talk radio here, with the exception of Rush, is HORRIBLE.

[granite]

More Pitt

Some seem to think I claimed absolutely that Boxer would stand up



...and are now zapping me for posting wishes as fact. In fact, the Boxer claim was made by another DUer who was at the rally where Lytel made the statement. The DUer mentioned my name as having been there.

If you do a search - always a good idea before you claim someone here said something they didn't, especially if you aren't able to be at your computer a lot - you will see that my information was based entirely upon reporting what Lytel said, and saying I would try to confirm it, and then saying I was unable to confirm it.

My blog entries on the matter, which reflect exactly what I posted here:

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We have Senators?
Monday 03 January 2005 @ 09:10

I am told by David Lytel, who has been lobbying Senators to stand with Conyers, that Tubbs-Jones is actively considering standing up, and if she asks Senator Boxer to do the same, Boxer will stand as well.

I have no way to confirm this until tomorrow, but Lytel is giving me the phone numbers I will need to get that confirmation. He seems to think something will pop on this some time tomorrow. I will run this to ground with alacrity when the sun comes up.

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Heading home
Monday 03 January 2005 @ 09:45

I am done here. Lytel gave me the numbers, and I will run the Tubbs-Jones story down in the morning.

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Clarity
Tuesday 04 January 2005 @ 01:01

I cannot vouch for Mr. Lytel's version of things until I have spoken with these people myself. There may very well be nothing to this other than another source offering wishes as fact. When I attempted to pin him down absolutely on the matter I got a lot of if and then if and then if and then if...

I will run this dog to ground on Tuesday as best I can. In the meantime, if you are one living and dying with every passing page of this tale, hold the celebrations. This needs to be confirmed.

And one last bit, in the form of an apology: I was blogging tonight at this protest on a device about the size of a pack of cigarettes, and everyone was yelling Senator this and Senator that...and I posted something about 'Senator' Tubbs-Jones...who is, of course, a Congresswoman. Somewhere in the zoo I garbled the report that if Rep. Tubbs-Jones steps forth, Senator Boxer will come along for the ride. My sincere apologies for any confusion.

Let's...be careful out there.

[Flux Capacitor]

----nice piece . . . but all for naught, I fear . . .won't be any senators standing up . . . because Kerry doesn't want them to . . . simple as that . . .----

Kerry has returned to his rightful place as a nonentity in the Senate, disliked and disrespected by nearly everyone, including his own Democrat colleagues. They don't give a damn what he wants.

----You ARE the Dude of the Year to us too Will!----

Since there is nobody on DU (aside from my fellow Freeper infiltrators) who can fairly be called a "man", I'll concur on this "DuDe* of the Year" business. (*DUmbass DEadweight.)

----What if there is proof that Kerry actually won Ohio then he should get the electorial votes. Then he wins.----

OH! OKAY! We'll just hand those cast-and-sealed Bush votes over to Kerry! These people seem to be having a really hard time understanding the reality that the electoral votes have already been cast -- and that Ohio's were cast for Bush. Ohio's "electorial" votes are either counted, or they're thrown out. They are not just "given" to someone for whom they were not cast, DUmbasses.

----Good job, Will Pitt. I spent all day on the phone calling our Senators. Hopefully, we will see them stand...----

"HELLO? SENATOR KENNEDY? THIS IS DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND!"

*click*

"HELLO? SENATOR HARKIN? THIS IS DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND!"

*click*

"HELLO? SENATOR McCAIN? THIS IS DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND!"

*click*

"HELLO? SENATOR DASCHLE? THIS IS DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND!"

"We're sorry, that number has been disconnected. Please try your call again...."

----Thank you so much for your dedication to our America. It is much appreciated in this corner.----

DU'S AMERICA

The fun just never stops.

-Dan

[CzarNicky]

I can't wait for their dreams to come crashing down around them.

[Lazamataz]

I sincerely hope they push this 'election fraud' fraud on the American people.

It will ensure Republican wins for the next 20 years.

[PJ-Comix]

What's the deal with PORTABLE satellite radio? Are they small enough to use like a Walkman? One problem I have is that I put a lot of wear and tear on my portable radios. They last an average of about a month for me. I would hate to shell out big bucks for a satellite radio only to have it go bad on me after a few weeks of heavy duty use. Remember, I would be using it 5 to 6 hours per day while walking.

BTW, my obsession with talk radio pissed off my girlfriend. She gave me a big lecture about how I was paying more attention to the radio than to her. I'm not sure of all the details of her complaint because I had my radio earphones on and was just nodding my head sympathetically in agreement while simultaneously listening to the radio.