DUmmie FUnnies 01-04-05 (More "I Believe")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 4, 2005 | DUmmies, DUmmie Doohickie, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #532.

[visualops]

Well, considering my kids have had teachers that say stuff like "the dark meat on chicken is dark because it's next to the bone", I shouldn't be surprised DUmmies are teachers.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #533.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #534.

[luvie]

Gak! But I do BEEEELLLEEEEVVVEE that they are and I fear for the future of our kids with people like that frying their brains!

[OH Swing Voter]

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky....

I heard that song somewhere--can't think of who sings it--(if anyone knows--please tell me) I need to look up the rest of the lyrics. It keeps going through my head whenever I read the "I believe" threads.

These people are actually a little scary--they are so delusional.

[visualops]

Well, what you do is raise a kid with conservative values despite the problems of publik screwl, and then they go to college to become...an elementary school teacher ;^)

[beckysueb]

I believe Bush will be impeached. But they are so stupid, they think if Bush was impeached, then Kerry would be president.
They have slipped totally over the edge.

[beckysueb]

That describes them perfectly.

[luvie]

...then they get to deal with the liberal administrators and you can only hope that they are very strong and can withstand the garbage and teach something of value to the kids they come in contact with!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

R Kelly sings it.

Or rather sung it. I think he's in jail now.

[Salamander]

[ThreeYearLurker]

R Kelly - Mr. I like those 13 year old girls.

[beckysueb]

SHHHHHH. No one is supposed to talk about that. I think the DUmmies figured out Bev was a plant but Will Pitt still has them fooled. Now we'll have to change the code.

[506trooper]

"Applied with a melon peeler (for very small brains)!"

Actually, I'd love to meet this guy....I try to get them so mad that they can't talk....only sputter.....although this guy is already drooling....wouldn't be a challenge.

[beckysueb]

All the more reason people should home school or at least put your kids in a private school. Its expensive but your babies are worth it.

[Charles Henrickson]

we mosquitoes in the bedroom of Democracy

'Rats in the DUmpster of lunacy.

[beckysueb]

I have this vision of the DUmmies singing the song "I Can Fly Like an Eagle, Then suddenly switching over to the Simon and Garfunkal song "I am a Rock." Look out below! LOL

[hattend]

Pervert R. Kelly sings it

[Free and Armed]

It's hard to imagine that anybody could be sincere about this stuff. I'm looking forward to the DUFU edition after the inauguration.