[PJ-Comix]

If you are Laura Ingraham or another radio talk show host quoting the DUmmie comments from this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, please remember to follow each DUmmie comment by the sound of Max Cady from Cape Fear laughing loudly.

No DUFU edition tomorrow due to the fact that my considerable charm has been required to present itself by a bunch of hot Latina chix at a New Years Eve party and I must conserve my strength in preparation for the Big Fiesta. If I have any energy left, I will try to get out a DUFU edition on New Year's Day.

If you want to be alerted to the latest DUmmie Funnie editions, just let me know if you want on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Darkwolf377]

"because of this election. I can barely eat, and I've lost ten pounds."

At least we know Hillary ain't posting on DU.

[REDWOOD99]

Dang, Man! What took so long? I was going through withdrawal here!

[Straight Vermonter]

It must be hard being a liberal. Having the occupant of the Whitehouse determine your happiness must really be a drag.

[Veto!]

My goodness, these people are psychotic. And apparently unemployed. All that navel gazing takes time, lots of time out of a busy day.

[timpad]

I can now categorically state that it is impossible to die of Schadenfreude poisoning. If it were, I'd be pushin' up the daisies after this one.

Thanks, PJ and be careful around the Latinas. If they wear you out, we might have to go "over there" ourselves for our laughs. We'd rather entrust it to a careful professional like you.

Have a great New Year!

[speed_addiction]

As the DUmmies stand on their ledge I am gleefully on the ground below yelling, "Jump, you pussies! Jump!"

[GeronL]

Why have these people not started to form PINK MILITIA'S? They can all get together in a cabin and paint each other's toenails, they can even bring some women with them. I wonder what kind of weapons a PINK MILITIA would use?? Spitballs?

[fastattacksailor]

"My online friends are sick of hearing me talk about this stuff"

Your friends may be tired, by my FRiends are enjoying every minute of your decent into DUmmy hell!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[sydneycarton]

I will never give up! Yes, I've put on weight, I'm drinking heavily and smoking pot when I can find it. I'm on antidepressants and stomache medicine. I vary between anger, sadness, and a numbness that pervades my soul. I have 2 Kerry, 2 DU, a Bush Knew, a What Mandate?, and a Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry bumper stickers on my car and I will continue to taunt the ignorant Bush voters with their stupidity and remind them of their responsibility for the next 4 years of fiasco at every opportunity.

Did the fat, drunken, pothead with depression and an ulcer who wrote the first few sentences actually say he was going to taunt Bush supporters in his last sentence?

Mike

[Dan from Michigan]

Bwahahahahahhahahah!

[Rokke]

Would now be a bad time to remind these folks that George Bush is the most admired man in America? Or should we wait until they start recovering from their trauma.

[cripplecreek]

"I know I'm vitamin-deficient in all sorts of ways,"


Deficient is right, and vitamins are the least of your problems.

[dr_pat]

I am angry that we do idiotic things--like standing in front on an empty house...

No one ever told this DUmmie that the "royal we" should be capitalized? Or is s/he one of the ONLY TWO people who actually pulled this idiotic vigil?

...Oh, poor, pitiful s/he...

[Dont Mention the War]

Heeeeeeere's GEORGIE!!!

[Incorrigible]

PJ? Not a single reference to the suicide hotline number???

That's quite an oversight!

[Ditter]

I read this over at DUh today. All I could do was giggle and think it might be your next DUFU. When it comes right down to it, so many threads so little bandwidth. Don't let those Latinas be too rough with you tomorrow night. We will be needing our DUFU fix on NYDay.

[Chuck54]

Dittos on the Happy New Year. You have certainly made '04 a rock solid enjoyable year.

Thanks.

[Zack Nguyen]

And I am angry. I am angry that we are not taking to the streets like they did in Russia.

Do they mean the recent Ukranian election (which didn't take place in Russia) or the Glorious Soviet Revolution of 1917? On DU you just never know...

[KJC1]

These DUmmies are driving themselves crazy running around in circles banging their tin foil helmets into the walls, and "enabling" each other to continue this madness. The government is out to get me, haul me away, never to be seen again---oh how can we stand up and fight...before it's too late? /barf