DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-04 ("How have you handled the past two months on a personal level?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[dr_pat]

I am angry that we do idiotic things--like standing in front on an empty house...

No one ever told this DUmmie that the "royal we" should be capitalized? Or is s/he one of the ONLY TWO people who actually pulled this idiotic vigil?

...Oh, poor, pitiful s/he...

[speed_addiction]

Thanks, PJ and be careful around the Latinas. If they wear you out, we might have to go "over there" ourselves for our laughs. We'd rather entrust it to a careful professional like you.

My ex-wife is a latina. Blood thirstiest bitch I have ever seen in my life. She served as an MP in Desert Storm and warped the barrel on a .50 firing it nonstop in the direction of a single shot fired her way.

[Dont Mention the War]

Heeeeeeere's GEORGIE!!!

[Darkwolf377]

I live in Boston--looked like two, though there may have been UP TO SIX!!!!!!! at one point. The locals, all Dems I'm sure, were pretty annoyed with them hanging out while people were trying to get by on a narrow, snowy sidewalk.

[Dashing Dasher]

These people are freakin out to lunch. I especially like the ones who have sought refuge in pot and video games, and who haven't worked in two years. Way to refute that "Liberals are stoners who don't work" cliche!

You are so mean.... don't you realize... they can't be expected to WORK... They're depressed! Gore lost and sKerry lost BIG TIME (unless you are into the conspiracy theory du jour).

And you expect them to get out of BED everyday and go to WORK!

There isn't any pot at work! 420, dude!

Fascist!

//sarcasm

[Incorrigible]

PJ? Not a single reference to the suicide hotline number???

That's quite an oversight!

[Dont Mention the War]

No one ever told this DUmmie that the "royal we" should be capitalized? Or is s/he one of the ONLY TWO people who actually pulled this idiotic vigil?

Now now, don't underestimate their raw power. The Boston Globe specifically counted six people there!

[timpad]

I've been around a few .50's, but that's a new one. How many rounds (est.) did she put through it? Did she stop before she off'd the weapon, or worse?

[cripplecreek]

"My online friends are sick of hearing me talk about this stuff."



Oh please, don't sell yourself short. Somebody loves hearing you talk about this stuff.

[Darkwolf377]

I suggest we tell all these DUmmies that a "most massive" amount of THAI stick is available in the flood ravaged areas, and they should head over there, 'cause that's hwo they're paying relief workers. That'll give 'em a taste of how life is in other, non-Fascist countries, and we'll see how fast they run back here.

[Ditter]

I read this over at DUh today. All I could do was giggle and think it might be your next DUFU. When it comes right down to it, so many threads so little bandwidth. Don't let those Latinas be too rough with you tomorrow night. We will be needing our DUFU fix on NYDay.

[hipaatwo]

[Dashing Dasher]

Thanks... you made me think of the Human Shields for a moment. What a great part of American History that was...

We could tell the Human Sheilds that they are needed there and maybe they could stand in front of the waves and .... sorry, laughing too hard to continue.

[beckysueb]

That should tell them something when friends and family want them to quit, already.

[penowa]

"must we air our dirty laundry to the freepers can't this be posted in the lounge, where the freeps might not venture?"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! You're not safe anywhere DUmmies, the Freepers venture everywhere in your DUmpster (and carefully shower after.)

Everytime I start to feel sorry for the miserable little toadies, you post one of their better threads that makes me laugh so loud I scare my dogs!

[beckysueb]

Does anyone know how many actually showed up?

[Mike Fieschko]

This must be what it's like to be a fly on the wall during a Boca Raton shrink session with a *victim* of P.E.S.T.

One of the guys down there treating the 'victims' had success with some.

He hypnotized them.

Douglas Schooler, a Boca Raton psychologist who treated the Kerry partisans with intense hypnotherapy after they proved unable to handle the reality of losing to Bush,

Psychologist: Ohio recount relieves traumatized Kerry supporters

Mortals: Never doubt the shrewd brilliance of The Rove.

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

At least we know Hillary ain't posting on DU.

If that was Micheal Moore he's only got about 200 more to go... Bush has helped him already!

[Dashing Dasher]

Stories vary from 2 - 6.

I would lean more towards the two - and pedestrian traffic at the corner adding the additional four at one point - when the NYTimes took their count.

[dr_pat]

...don't underestimate their raw power. The Boston Globe specifically counted six people there!

And how many of those were BG reporters, hmmm? The photo I saw showed TWO, (count 'em) TWO, protestors huddled close together to stay warm. I suspect if there had been 2 to 3 others there to include in the picture, they would have run with that photo instead.