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To: timpad
Thanks, PJ and be careful around the Latinas. If they wear you out, we might have to go "over there" ourselves for our laughs. We'd rather entrust it to a careful professional like you.

My ex-wife is a latina. Blood thirstiest bitch I have ever seen in my life. She served as an MP in Desert Storm and warped the barrel on a .50 firing it nonstop in the direction of a single shot fired her way.

22 posted on 12/30/2004 5:40:40 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: speed_addiction

I've been around a few .50's, but that's a new one. How many rounds (est.) did she put through it? Did she stop before she off'd the weapon, or worse?


28 posted on 12/30/2004 5:46:13 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: speed_addiction

I suspect she might have warped more than one barrel in her day.


62 posted on 12/30/2004 6:27:42 PM PST by Petronski (Thank God I'm only watching the game....controlling it....)
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To: speed_addiction

Okay, I'll bite...why is a hot mama like that an ex-wife?

Was she a psycho, Lorena Bobbitt wannabe?


86 posted on 12/30/2004 8:15:30 PM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm)
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