Posted on 12/29/2004 4:40:27 PM PST by PJ-Comix
This is a very short Dummie THREAD titled, “Could the Dahli Lama help be a voice for us?” However, it is so bizarre, even for DUmmies, that I just had to DUFU it. The very idea that the Dalai Lama would jump into the political fray here to overturn the election is completely laughable. First of all, I don’t think the Dalai Lama is even a U.S. citizen. Also, anyone who watched the movie Kundun would know the Dalai Lama would never get involved in political matters here. There was a scene in that movie where Mao Tse-Tung told the Dalai Lama that he was going to take over Tibet. So what did the Dalai Lama do? Did he rise up to protest this invasion by the Chinese? No. He just silently sat on a couch with a dopey smile on his face as Mao arrogantly told him the takeover of Tibet was for its own good. So it is hilarious that some wacko DUmmies are even toying with the idea of the Dalai Lama helping them out. Maybe they expect the Dalai Lama to sit cross-legged in the snow in silent vigil outside Kerry’s Boston townhouse. Anyway, the comments of the DUmmies from another dimension between time and space is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, currently residing in this space/time continuum, is in the [brackets]:
Could the Dahli Lama help be a voice for us? Shall we contact him? After all, it's his words keeping me going right now.
[Yes. I somehow remember the Dalai Lama telling his holy monks, “Kerry Won! Get Over It!!!”]
His whole life is bringing awareness and compassion to the world...Yes, he is beautiful. Does anyone have a connection with him?
[Check with Richard Gere’s gerbil.]
One may wish to contact Robert Thurman who has interviewed His Holiness, and who also has been interviewed on Air America Radio and he talked openly about this being another stolen election:
[Or perhaps one could also contact Robert Thurman’s gerbil.]
We can look to his wise words for guidance
[“A wet bird does not fly at night.” Yup! That ties in directly with Election 2004.]
Does anybody know his email address ?
[HelloDalai@Lama.com.]
I think he belongs more to the "spiritual sphere" than to the political sphere So I don't think they will listen to him (or he wan't speak about it).
[“Hi! I’m the Dalai Lama. My entire life has been a long spiritual quest. However, I am making this ONE exception to plea for Election 2004 to be overturned even though the Electoral College has already declared Bush to be the winner. Perhaps we could all hum a mantra to overturn the results. I will now return to my Spiritual Plane.”]
Possible...but he IS a political figure given his exile. I have a fantasy of him addressing the UN about US election fraud.
[Perhaps the Dalai Lama could also do a Mandalay Sand Painting flow chart to show us how Bush stole the election.]
Ok, I share this dream... I think there could be a moral "alliance" of guys like Dalai Lama, Richard Gere and other figures which would have a great impact on the thinking of Europeans. He should just put something on his website (?)... There are a lot of famous people which are listening to him and are connected with him through the Tibet mouvement.
[Have you thought of contacting Marcel Marceau to loudly protest the election results?]
Whew! Well, I got that off my chest so where was I? Oh yeah, my blatantly self-promotional plea for a literary agent or book publisher for the DUFU book. You folks know the routine by now. It WILL be a very successful book and if you want to hop on the gravy train, yada-yada-yada, then contact me at PJ-Comix.
No DUFU AM edition tomorrow, but FEAR NOT, there will be a PM edition. And if you want to get the latest updates of the DUmmie FUnnies, just let me know if you want on the PING List.
PING!
How exactly would sticking gerbils where the sun don't shine help the DUmmies?
LOL!!! TOO RICH!!!
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #518.
I had to click through to see it for myself. It's too absurd to just take on faith.
Maybe they could have Clark Kent contact Superman for even more 'star power' help.
I check DUmmieland several times a day, for laughs, but this one about the Dalai Lama (they can't even get his title and name right) got by me without being seen.
Great work, as usual.
They're getting DUmmer by the minute! Not that this is a surprised, but then, you have to wonder how low will they go? It will be entertaining no matter what!
Now isn't it just like these DUmmies? Trying to inject faith into politics? There oughta' be a law.
Holy Christ! They have finally hit upon the key to victory! If the Dahli Lama comes on board, the groundswell of support will be unstoppable.
Ooops. Huh? They think the Dalai Lama has e-mail? Do they understand anything all about the lifestyle of these monks (austerity, spartan-ness, aceticism, sacrifice)? It's like the DUmmies think the Pope has a wife, or something. Geezuz, every time I turn around, they get DUmber and DUmber and DUmber, and the bottom's never reached.
But since the night of the 2002 elections, and "All Your Senate Are Belong To US" and their reaction to the elections (shutting down except for paying members) I go over there at least twice a day. It has got to be one of the most entertaining sites on the web.
It's insanity like thinking the Dalai Lama will help them overturn a US presidential election that gives me hope that the D party is doomed if it doesn't purge itself of it's base. And I don't think it can.
Please put me on your ping list.
hehehehe...you just can't make stuff like this up.
Funny you should post this. I just saw an autobiography on the Dialup Lama a couple of hours ago on the History Channel International. It claimed all kinds of miracles on his behalf in his early years. But I'm sure the DUmbasses would never fall for such silly superstition....
On first read-through of the title I thought the DUmmies were wanting to ask the Dalai Lama for help for the tsunami victims.
Silly me! I should have known it was all about THEM!
[Check with Richard Gere’s gerbil.]
Off my chair.
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