Posted on 12/28/2004 6:00:56 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Oh, I don't know. I think the C word sums up most DUmmies... but I'm crude. What can I say?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=203&topic_id=166109
They want to make a DU THINK TANK .....
Can it be funnier than this?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2873568&mesg_id=2873568
Oh, some FReepers could--but they'd use better English!
Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't a "Think Tank", by its very nature, require "thinking" in some way?
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BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAA! Which he would easily gain back (and more)if they counted the votes in counties where DUM-ocRAT voter fraud really took place!
Next, New Mexico has asked to be allowed to clear their voting machines. The Dummies want to know why they're "rushing" to do this since " the recount is still going to happen, or at least it is still a possibility".
I can't decide if drugs are their problem or solution.
Party Pooper....
Could you imagine the incredible work that could come out of a DUmmie Think Tank?
BWAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I read that!
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Well, if you had a 1000 DUmmies, typing on a 1000 typewriters, in a 1000 years you'd have a Dick and Jane book.
OOOOH, OOOOH! I remember Dick and Jane books but I don't think the old hippie DUmmies got that far in school.
Judging from what I've read over there, it wouldn't be a terribly deep tank. More like a DU Think Dish, maybe.
Or Zell, but he voted against Hanoi John before he voted against Global-Test John.
I think they're just describing a core and reliable constituency of theirs; those 6-feet under DUmmiecrats.
I wasn't sure what the GELAC fund was, so a did a search and found out it stands for General Election Legal and Accounting Compliance Fund (GELAC). In the course of searching I also came a across the following poem... I think it fits this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies perfectly
"THE WIFE'S LAMENT" Anon |
Translation (from Anglo Saxon) |
Ic þis giedd wrece .... bi me ful geomorre, minre sylfre sið. .... Ic þæt secgan mæg hwæt ic yrmþa gebad .... siþþan ic up [a]weox, niwes oþþe ealdes, .... no ma þonne nu; a ic wite wonn .... minra wræcsiþa. Ærest min hlaford gewat, .... heonan of leodum Het mec hlaford min .... her eard niman;, Ða ic me ful gemæcne .... monnan funde, Heht mec mon wunian .... on wuda bearwe, .... Sindon dena dimme, .... duna uphea, Þær ic sitta[n] mot .... sumorlangne dæg, A scyle geong mon .... wesan geomormod, |
Full sadly this song I sing of myself, of my own experience. I can assert what trials I bore, since I grew up, or new or old, were never more than now. Ever I suffer the pain of my exile. First my lord from his folk hence My lord bade me here my dwelling to hold; When I had found a well-matched man, They bade me dwell in a wooded grove, Dales are dim, hills high, There I must sit the summer's day long, Ever shall that youth be sad of mood, |
Hey, he can't possibly be two-faced. He's wearing both of them.
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