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DUmmie FUnnies 12-28-04 PM Edition ("Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 28, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/28/2004 6:00:56 PM PST by PJ-Comix

A few of the DUmmie Lemmings, following the tunes played by Pied Piper Pitt on his flute, have suddenly discovered that it is playing a sour note. Despite the promises that SOMETHING WONDERFUL would happen this week with Kerry’s signature placed on an obscure legal paper filed in Ohio by the Greens and Libertarians, NOTHING has happened. What little coverage this has gotten on the media was on Keith Olbermann’s show and he only mentioned it to discredit its importance. So now some DUmmies are realizing that, much to their surprise, Kerry WON’T be inaugurated this January. You can read the DUmmie anger directed at Kerry in this THREAD titled, “Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT.” We lead off this thread with a RANT against Kerry by DUmmie HeyManThatsCool. As usual the DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT. In my mind, John Kerry is the ultimate two faced schmuck. I worked my ass off for the Kerry Edwards campaign, contributed tons of $, and contributed to the GELAC fund. I feel like my contributions (and millions of others) were all for naught... because Kerry has no FIGHT in him…

[I disagree with your description of Kerry as a two faced shmuck. I would describe him as a horse faced shmuck.]

I'm angry about it! During the election when people were calling him a flip flopper I always defended him. But you know what? HE IS A DARN FLIP FLOPPER!!! He cant even get in on the election fraud problems right. He's all over the friggin place. What's with that? I dont think he's fighting at all FOR US.. I think he is covering his own ass so that he can run again in 2008. Fat chance that I'll support that. Fool me once.....

[Can I assume that you won’t be attending the vigil in front of Kerry’s townhouse?]

And yes- I DO feel like a dam fool for being so supportive. I was out there on the front lines every single day. I've been telling everyone I know about the voter fraud issue. And wheres Kerry? No clue. Seems like only the Greens & Indys are standing up…

[Where’s Kerry? Have you checked the snow boarding slopes of Aspen?]

I hope someone with genuine integrity, conviction, spunk, maturity and common sense runs in 2008. Someone who isn't soley interested in being big man on campus. Someone who doesn't view everything through a PR view finder. Someone who doesn't walk away from a fight- and a necessary one at that- because they dont want to f up their chances of future presidential runs…

[Hillary?]

If no Dem comes up in 08 that rings true I guess I have a few choices... Green, Independent--- or just not bothering to vote at all. Obviously all votes AREN'T created equal.. and aren't counted that way. And so far no dem (Aside from Maxine Waters) is fighting for us IN A REAL AND VISIBLE WAY.

[Maxine Waters---Rumored to have cracked a smile in 1974.]

If he had any "fight" in him... where is he? Why is he ignoring all of this?

[Because he is busy snuggling up with Teresa, his Love Bunny.]

I give him until Jan. 6th to show his mettle. If he stands for democracy then I will coninue my support. If he fails to do so then I am through with him as a national candidate and also through with the Democratic party as well.

[Goodbye Democrats. Hello Socialist Workers Party.]

Even the staunchest Kerr y supporters will let loose a flood of rage IF Kerry and the rest of the Dem party doesn't stand and fight on Jan. 6th! Kerry has NO CHANCE of winning anyones vote of confidence EVER again if he does not stand up for democracy. Keep in mind though, we should feel the same about EVERY Democratic Senator and Representative who does not do his/her duty on Jan. 6th! I still have some hope left in me that he will do his duty. He has always liked doing the dirty work behind the scenes. These are the thoughts I have included to EVERY Senator I have written or emailed since this mess began. I think many others are doing the same. America is a hugely populated country. Even if the "nutcases" like us only amount to 20% of the population, that is a HUGE number of people. The Dems can't possibly think that if this many people can believe election fraud occurred, in such a short period of time, with virtually NO media coverage whatsoever, this movement will not continue to grow to proportions enormous enough to cause a serious crisis in this country.

[A great moment of self-realization there when you described you and your cohorts as “nutcases.”]

It's almost as if Kerry is just doing enough to make those of us who feel there were legitimate result-changing problems think he's actually doing something when, in reality, there isn't a whole lot you can point to that shows Kerry is helping our cause.

[So when did you finally wake up from your coma?]

He didn't attempt to "preserve the crime scene." He didn't ask to confirm the accuracy of voting machines that produced multiple voter complaints on public records. He didn't establish a vigilant presence in the continuation of the vote count. He says nothing while Blackwell makes a sham out of the Democratic process with blatant criminal behavior. He didn't establish and re-establish his expectations about the process of counting (and Recounting) the votes. He didn't talk about the vote suppression and the long lines that were factually based. He hasn't responded to new information about voting problems since his premature concession.

[Maybe Kerry should have surrounded the state of Ohio with a yellow police tape. Or is that Chrysto’s shtick?]

All of you- think for a minute! Go back to Nov 2. Remember the feeling of that day! The momentum. The positivity. The upward shift. Kerry was even writing his acceptance speech. People were ebullient! And then..... the bottom fell out. It is inconceivable to me that Bush won in any way that was on the up and up. I just don't buy it.

[You forgot to mention that the DUmmies were gloating.]

I cried when Kerry conceded. I was depressed and upset and disgusted by *s so called "mandate". I was happy and excited to get a glimmer of hope upon finding out about the election fraud. And ecstatic in the realization that there was a distinct possibility that Kerry would claim victory after all. The past 7 weeks have been an emotional roller coaster and I've spent it waiting and watching for some good news, some great news, some fabulous news.

[Keep waiting...and waiting and…]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; flatearthers; johnkerry
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To: Welsh Rabbit
Weren't they supposed to hold a vigil outside Kerry's Boston home? How'd that work out?

I don't know. Anybody have info as to what happened?

41 posted on 12/28/2004 6:34:27 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: pharmamom

Ambrose has been banned from the FR.


42 posted on 12/28/2004 6:35:57 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: kingu
They are pissed because they think we cheated better than they did.
43 posted on 12/28/2004 6:37:03 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: PJ-Comix

I thought it was a different Ambrose, was I wrong?


44 posted on 12/28/2004 6:37:17 PM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: CAluvdubya

Which reminds me. The DUmmies might try that trick on Freepers they don't like. So we should be wary if they try to smear a Freeper by posting something bad over there by someone claiming to be a Freeper.


45 posted on 12/28/2004 6:38:32 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: CAluvdubya; pharmamom

None of us (FReepers) could possibly cuss as well as the DUmmies.


46 posted on 12/28/2004 6:39:10 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm not talking about copyright issues. I mean, a book that's mostly commenting on postings on a website is kinda, well, good luck anyway!


47 posted on 12/28/2004 6:40:05 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Atheist against Chrsitian-bashing)
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To: lavrenti

Consider it done.


48 posted on 12/28/2004 6:41:03 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I agree. Every other word over there is a swear word. A Thesaurus would have made a great Christmas present for them!


49 posted on 12/28/2004 6:41:29 PM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: PJ-Comix
From Captains Quarters blog

Ohio has officially finished the recount demanded by the Green and Libertarian parties and encouraged by the Democrats and the Kerry campaign. The result? President Bush's lead diminished ... by 300 votes

You lose AGAIN, DUmmies!

50 posted on 12/28/2004 6:42:33 PM PST by prairiebreeze (Jimmy Carter: Minutiae expert.)
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To: PJ-Comix

They are sayying bad things about mee at DU, love bunny.

51 posted on 12/28/2004 6:42:58 PM PST by carlr
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To: Darkwolf377
I'm not talking about copyright issues. I mean, a book that's mostly commenting on postings on a website is kinda, well, good luck anyway!

There will be LOTS more material. In addition to stuff on the CD-ROM (or DVD) I plan intros to each of the threads to put them into context.

52 posted on 12/28/2004 6:43:08 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: CAluvdubya
I agree. Every other word over there is a swear word. A Thesaurus would have made a great Christmas present for them!

As if they can read...

Actually, if you go there - the hardly ever read the other posts. They just respond. They don't care what you think, they just want to spout their hatred.

Clever little tools, aren't they.

53 posted on 12/28/2004 6:43:48 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: PJ-Comix

Du sure is a constant flow of, uh, "material".... The few times I visited, it was no fun at all. They're not just depressed about one election or one issue, they're very misrable about life, period.


54 posted on 12/28/2004 6:45:14 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Atheist against Chrsitian-bashing)
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To: PJ-Comix
I plan intros to each of the threads to put them into context

Don't forget to include a line graph to show the rises and falls of their little hopes! HAHAHA

55 posted on 12/28/2004 6:45:55 PM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: Dashing Dasher
As if they can read...

yeah, what was I thinking? I forgot myself there for a bit. DUmmies write what they can read!

56 posted on 12/28/2004 6:48:15 PM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Thank you!

More unreality! More fantasy! More! More! More!

I want them to be in Hitler in der Bunker mode for the remainder of the holidays.


57 posted on 12/28/2004 6:51:06 PM PST by lavrenti (Think of who is pithy, yet so attractive to women.)
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To: Darkwolf377

One thing to remember---I don't plan to be constricted by the normal rules of books. I'll give you an example. Most newspaper travel stories really suck. However, I read a book compilation of Ernie Pyle's travel stories (before he became the best known WWII War Correspondent) and I was STUNNED by the level of his writing. It was MUCH DIFFERENT than the normal newspaper travel stories. I DON'T plan a normal Yuckety-Yuck humor book. Oh, and one BIG fringe benefit of the DUFU books (I envision a series of them) is that I can guarantee that Hillary WON'T be returning to the White House 9in '08.


58 posted on 12/28/2004 6:53:24 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Understood, but your work relies so heavily on a website readers could go to themselves and just read. One advantage of finding an agent is he or she could help sharpen the book idea, make it more unique. I mean, making fun of web postings isn't going to attract an agent. I'm not trying to put you down, just laying out a few of the obstacles as I see them.


59 posted on 12/28/2004 6:56:05 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Atheist against Chrsitian-bashing)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ, you rock. Over 500 pingees agree.

Don't let the wet blankets crap on your parade.


60 posted on 12/28/2004 6:57:32 PM PST by KJC1 (Hi DUmmies! Dubya's Your President, Get Over It!)
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