DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-04 AM Edition ("The Sadness")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[concretebob]

Last I checked, Ashcroft never ordered the mass murder of 89 innocent civilians.
That day, Satan was laughing, and in control.

[lonevoice]

[Interesting. Have you made a giant mashed potatoes sculpture of Kerry’s face yet?]

Priceless. ROFL!

[PJ-Comix]

A great way to Freep the DUmmies holding the vigil at Kerry's townhouse is NOT to confront them. Instead JOIN the DUmmies by bringing a framed Kerry pic and light some candles. Then act like you are praying to Kerry by getting on your knees. Maybe a few days later bring a Kerry Face on the Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwich to the vigil to pray to. Have FUN at this vigil by goofing on it. I wonder how long it would be before the DUmmies at the vigil would know they are being mocked. (Oops! Since so many of them monitor the DUFUs, it might not take long.)

[Dashing Dasher]

"Rest, Neo. The answers are coming."
I was so taken by that, and it calmed me.

"It was either that, or the Lude I took. "

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Our only hope is to talk to people and spread the message that everyone should trust their OWN experiences and common sense, not the spin that comes pouring out of the idiot tube.

If that truly ever happened, they probably wouldn't be Democrats anymore. But if they had any common sense in the first place, they wouldn't be Democrats.

Yet the MSM is silent and most people are just paying attention as far as their fences surrounding their yards.

Shouldn't the always friendly to your side MSM avoiding this story as being too wacko for them to cover tell you something?

[jellybean]

Suicide Hotline: (music)
"I say jump!
JUMP!
Might as well jump!..."

Come on baby...don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man...

[jellybean]

Your pic is SO appropriate...leading the rats.

I thought so too.

I suggest this as the official portrait of Pied Piper Pitt.

[maryz]

I am imagining 100s of thousands of peeps dressed in black with orange armbands and/or headbands to symbolize working for the best (orange), while being prepared for the worst (black), in front of the Capital Building on Jan. 6th. gives me a warm feeling.

Peeps? Peeps? Those little marshmallow chickies kids get in their Easter baskets?

[HungarianGypsy]

Ever since November 2, I have found myself at time wondering of what could have been, seeing Kerry/Edwards inagurated on a bright, sunny January morning sworn-in, and enjoying the parade and inaguaral balls, walking through the Rose Garden or sitting in the Oval Office. I was hoping to hear on Election Night before Kerry made his acceptance speech "Beautiful Day" or "No Surrender" but instead it was a concession speech with a funeral atmosphere.

Wasn't "Beautiful Day" a song about everything going wrong?

[Poser]

How nutty can they be? It's too late for a recount. The electors have voted. There is no evidence of fraud. They lost by a ton of votes.

Even a good psychiatrist won't help. These guys are truly crazed.

[imskylark]

Wow! I can't believe I'm saying this but I pity them. They need psychological help and I'm not trying to be funny when I say that.

[PJ-Comix]

Does anybody know how much video time maximum can be recorded on a CD-ROM? I already see a great satire about the Vigil in front of Kerry's townhouse would like to include it, using real people acting out parts, in the DUFU CD-ROM to accompany the DUFU book. How much time????

[fastattacksailor]

"Interesting. Have you made a giant mashed potatoes sculpture of Kerry’s face yet?"

Geez, PJ...I'll have to stop reading the DUFU when I having a cup of coffee. It starting to burn my nostrils when I laugh hard......which is often!

[Mike Fieschko]

Can't we all just pitch in, and they can have their John Kerry Inauguration on January 20th, 2005 in someplace like Ithaca, NY. This way they can pretend

Street theater ... with huge papier mache heads ... yes!!

[fastattacksailor]

Why Ithaca?

I was thinking more along the lines of Brussels---or Paris.

;-)

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

...as I realized how much hate and intolerance there is in this country

This person obviously did some self examination to come to this conclusion. Liberalism is very hateful and intolerant of moral standards.

[Freepdonia]

There is always hope as long as there exists a beautiful group of people, like those here at DU

DU is more like Melvin Belli as the character Gorgan in a famous episode of Star Trek. Eventually, the true ugliness is shown for what it is.

[fastattacksailor]

"Christ. You stupid little whiny uneducated linguini-spined gene-pool-polluting freaks just don't know how good you've got it. You live in THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. You enjoy A STANDARD OF LIVING THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE WORLD CAN ONLY DREAM OF. You enjoy the privilege of participating in an electoral process that allows even useless and stupid wastes of chromosomal combinations such as YOURSELVES Sometimes you WIN. Sometimes you LOSE. And all you RETARDS know how to do when you LOSE by a SOLID popular and electoral majority is bitch for a couple of months about how "you're being suppressed". GET OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENTS! GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND LEARN TO APPRECIATE THE FREEDOMS THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE AND THAT MEN A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN YOU ARE DIED TO GIVE YOU!!!

Or better yet, DUmbasses, stay right where you are and provide the rest of us with an endless supply of entertainment as you continue flushing what passes for your worthless lives down the toilet. "

Dan..We really need to get you on TV or Radio. I'd give money to see you tear a DUmmy apart over the airwaves. Between yourself and PJ, the DUmmies would be diving off the bridges and viaducts in droves.

Pat

[Dashing Dasher]

I am just wondering... how many people could actually believe this horse poop? I mean - how many of those lunatics are real and how many are .. well, us.

I wonder what the real numbers are for these nutcases. I live in the Bluest Blue area and I don't know anyone that believes this crap.

Anyone have an eye-witness account of a lunatic?

[PJ-Comix]

Anyone have an eye-witness account of a lunatic?

Check the front of Kerry's Boston townhouse tomorrow.