DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-04 AM Edition ("The Sadness")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[maryz]

Yes, I saw the Halloween and Valentine and something else I forget. I'd love to see the little yellow chickie ones of my childhood, though, decked out in their little black armbands!

[luvie]

Not scary--reassuring! It was the best place to be on election night! And I plan on being here on Inauguration Day, if for nothing more that to see the DUmmies just explode! That will certainly be worth a laugh or two, especially here on the DUFU!

[sydneycarton]

So now their key date for Kerry to be anointed leader is Jan. 6. When nothing happens then, Jan 20 is the date. They'll have to make something up as a new fake reason for "hope" when nothing happens Jan 20. I'm sure they're working on it and a new miracle date for Kerry to be crowned.

Kerry will be out of the picture after that, but they will seamlessly move into impeachment as if that's where they wanted to go all along. Everytime they fail, it somehow is twisted into being better in the long run for them. They are as predictable as the sunrise.

Mike

[slane]

As sundown approaches, desperation is growing over at DUmmieland...

67. WilliamPitt!! Where are you!?

I can't wait any longer! What's the word?

Should we watch CNN or MSNBC? Where will we hear it first!? Pins and Needles!

Sorry, DUmmie - you've been fooled again!

[mdittmar]

[Interesting. Have you made a giant mashed potatoes sculpture of Kerry’s face yet?]

Ha!

[epow]

Why Ithaca? I was thinking more along the lines of Brussels---or Paris.

Pretty much the same thing. Ithaca makes Madison WI look almost conservative.

[Dashing Dasher]

This is Hilarious!
Another DUmmie... gone nuts.

I just cancelled my NY Times subscription, which I had threatened to do about a week ago, when I wrote the public editor a long letter about the lack of coverage on the election.

I have seen two editorials, but not any real news coverage. Although I have also stopped reading it. Anyway, the fellow on the phone wanted to know why, and I told him it was because they were not reporting the news about what is going on with the election. Of course, he knew nothing about it, but eventually became very dismissive, because the other papers weren't reporting it either.

I said, well, the NY Times is our "paper of record". He said he would put a note in my profile, that I dropped it because they were squelching the news about the election But he was treating me as if he thought I was a complete nutcase. You know, it suddenly dawned on him that he was talking to a "crazy".

[Dashing Dasher]

ConcreteBob?

Are you Cement?

If so, you are killing me!

[epow]

Should we watch CNN or MSNBC? Where will we hear it first!? Pins and Needles!

Just relax and keep your eyes on the sky moonbat, the secret plan for Kerry's deconcession and ultimate triumph will soon be revealed. I understand that your mother ship is circling the Earth all day today and will break the good news by projecting Kerry's profile on a large white cloud.

[concretebob]

I have used many nom deguerre's during my lengthy and sordid history on the internet, but Cement is not one of them.
I have been cementbob, cmentbob, cmntbob, concrtebob, concretebob, concrte, and aggregate.
Cement alone is not a useful material.
It must be combined with other materials, to give it strength and durability.

[concretebob]

However, if I were Cement, I certainly wouldn't harm you in any way.:)

[queenkathy]

Does anyone have an idea about the appr. age of these DU'ers? They must be just barely old enough to vote. One said he was 17 a while back. They sound idiotic!

[concretebob]

So are we to assume even the NYSlime can recognize idiocy when it's presented to them?

[DJ MacWoW]

They actually range in age from kids to 60. Several admit to being 60's hippies with the same ideals as back then. There's a picture page but I don't have it saved on this machine.

[bray]

Yikes, they have gone from delusional to psychotic!! Thank God these loonies were never given power to lead this Great Country.

Pray for W and Our Troops

[beckysueb]

That is absolutely right. But yet Ashcroft is the devil himself according to them and Janet Reno is one of their heros.

[Dashing Dasher]

It was clear to me....

I thought it was funny that the nutcase actually noticed when the NYSlime guy thought he was a nutcase.

I have a similar story about the day I cancelled the SFChron.
It was the first in a series of articles about a transgender male=>female and they were going to follow his/her/its transformation in the arts section of the Sunday issue each week. I nearly barfed. I couldn't RUN to the phone fast enough to cancel my subscription.

[Ditter]

Richard Cranium signed at #120. Do you suppose he is a freeper? LOL

[benice]

of these men and maybe a few women - sitting in a room - sitting in comfy chairs - sitting there planning these crimes.

He must be talking about the evil crooks like Clinton & Terry Mcawful.

I also can't believe the hopelessness these people feel....that they don't have a leader...unbelievable how helpless they are...what a sickening bunch of losers...wow.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #510.