DUmmie FUnnies 12-22-04 ("...Bev Harris, Woman of the Year..")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 22, 2004 | DUmmies, (Bev Harris?), and PJ-Comix

[Budge]

Just to throw my own two cents in, I think it's fairly clear that Bev Harris is a John Wayne type,

How dare this person denigrate the great John Wayne in this manner?!

[KJC1]

"Shhhhh! Don't give it away that Bev is really a secret agent from A Perfect Rovian Storm."

Whoops! Loose lips sink ships!
Maybe the DUmmies will piece this all together and conclude that BBeV was driving the dark suburban that ran poor Katrina Sumner off the road.

[PJ-Comix]

I have a question. On Jan. 6 when the Electoral College results are officially announced in Congress, will it be stated that John L. Kerry received 31 electoral votes and will it be announced that John F. Kerry only received 31 votes less than was previously believed? I would watch this on C-SPAN just for that moment. Mostly likely it will elicit a lot of laughter in Congress.

[jellybean]

[Don’t forget “BBV.” Bev will sue you for all you’re worth merely for typing the letters “BBV” on your keyboard.]

I ha*e taken this threat from *ev seriously and ha*e remo*ed the letter which comes after 'A' and the letter comes after 'U' from my key*oard so I don't accidentally type them. I don't ha*e a lot of money, so it's *etter to *e safe than sorry! I just hope she ne*er copyrights the letter 'E'!

jelly*ean

[franksolich]

Thanks, Choose; I wanted to credit the author of that most memorable phrase that says so much in so few words, but for the life of me, I couldn't remember who you were. (A mistake I won't make again.) Merry Christmas!

[shezza]

Thanks for your fine editing work. ;o)

[firster555]

"She's produced nothing that she's promised"

Pretty much sums up Batty Bev, DUmmies and Liberals everywhere, no ?

[NRA1995]

"On Jan. 6 when the Electoral College results are officially announced in Congress, will it be stated that John L. Kerry received 31 electoral votes and will it be announced that John F. Kerry only received 31 votes less than was previously believed? I would watch this on C-SPAN just for that moment."

I must admit, I'd love to be a fly on the wall in a DUmmie home watching this on C-Span. I'm sure our Republican Congressional types will be sputtering to suppress laughter.

[Ditter]

PJ refresh my memory, please. How did Bev come to prominence? Is she the woman who was the election judge of the Florida precinct that had the complaints about the butterfly ballot, or is she the dem official who designed the butterfly ballot in the 2000 election?

[shezza]

I'm sure BBeV would be aghast to learn that there are actually people out there who do not agree with her self-assessment of BBeV Harris and her self-importance to her self-proclaimed selflessness. (Bwaaa-hahahahahaha!) Pulitzer-Prize deserving, indeed! No doubt she is safely ensconced in her own little self-centered coccoon, shielded from all criticism and doubt as she bravely contemplates how to spend that million dollars all by herself.

[jellybean]

the NY electoral votes went to John L. Kerry instead of John F'n Kerry

This is the first I'*e heard of this... Wrong John Kerry...*wahahahaha...that's hillarious!

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

It is for her ceaseless, non-partisan efforts to uncover and expose the flaws and fraud...

LOL!!! Well, unless it's fraud by unions, dead people voting, democrats voting in more than one state, democrats voting multiple times in the same state, etc. If a poll worker asks for ID, it's FRAUD!!!!

[mountaineer]

How dare this person denigrate the great John Wayne in this manner?!

Perhaps he meant "a John Wayne Gacy type."

[PJ-Comix]

I ha*e taken this threat from *ev seriously and ha*e remo*ed the letter which comes after 'A' and the letter comes after 'U' from my key*oard so I don't accidentally type them.

YOU LOSE! You accidentally typed the "v" after the "e" in "Bev."

[PJ-Comix]

I must admit, I'd love to be a fly on the wall in a DUmmie home watching this on C-Span. I'm sure our Republican Congressional types will be sputtering to suppress laughter.

So will they actually ANNOUNCE in Congress that "John L. Kerry" received the 31 electoral votes from NY? If so, then ONCE AGAIN, John F. Kerry becomes a laughingstock. But I just gotta know if they will announce those NY electoral votes that way. It could be a great comedy moment on the Tube.

[PJ-Comix]

Best to check previous DUFU editions to get up to speed on Bev Harris. Type "Bev" into the FR search engine.

[NRA1995]

See link on post # 31; apparently they're trying to get out new ballots and correct the problem. It was a nice fantasy while it lasted. It DID raise more than a few BP readings in DUmmieland, so it's all good.

[jellybean]

I'll *e looking for the su*poena in the mail ;(

[Calusa]

Maybe the DUmmies will piece this all together and conclude that BBeV was driving the dark suburban that ran poor Katrina Sumner off the road.

Tinfoil Hats Up!!!

Hey PJ-Comix. What happened to the Du Fu about Tin Foil Katrina? Are your First Ammendment Free Speech Rights being suppressed? It makes me afraid, very afraid!! It makes me wanna streak through the 'Mall' on Jan 6th wearing only a tinfoil chapeau and tinfoil winged sandals in the -46 Farenheit Windchill.

[mjwise]

Latest DUmmie fantasy....the military vote ACTUALLY went overwhelmingly to Kerry!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x185888