Posted on 12/14/2004 6:44:07 PM PST by PJ-Comix
ROFLPIMP!!!
And a hearty hello and "Atta Boy or Girl!" to all the Freepers who signed that petition...you ought to put this stuff in a book...perhaps an illustrated one...I know I can visualize what the DUmmies look like.
Actually, this would make a great 'South Park"-like animation...Keep it up...PLEASE!
We have a right to free speech and no one can stop that, not you, not Bev Harris, not John Kerry or any of these offensive Demoncats dedicated to destroying our rights.
I was thinking more along the lines of Crank Yankers, meself, lol.
After all, DUmmie is just another word for "crank"!
305. Inneed O Education The demands in this petition are not legal. Being the intelligent, omniscient beings that you would have everyone believe you to be, you sure are *leans into mic* STUPID. lolololololol
304. Jimmy Hoffa fifty Yard line, Giants Stadium (East Rutherford, NJ)
Damn!
303. James T. Kirk Starbase12, Alpha Centuri
302. DiabolicalDieboldHalliburtonRoveMachine
301. Carl H Griffin
300. Michael Moore Dummyland, DU
299. DU Stinky---DU'ers do not have the ability to clean themselves or wipe their asses Loserville Insane asylum, CA
298. Jimmie Ray Valentine Dummyland, DU
297. They're Coming To Take Me Away HeeHeeHoHoHaaHaa
296. Ima Schlemiel EMERGENCY... Fund Bev's crack investigations before we run out of time. My next donation will be in the mail on the first.
295. DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUmmieWonderland.com!!!!!!!!!!! I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign
294. FREEPERS FOREVER FREEPERS OWN YOU! You are little rodents that live in basements. Where did you get the money to donate to the Billionaire Kerry. How funny is that... you are eating Ramen noodles and he's flying around in his jets. AND YOU GAVE HIM $$$$. You make me LAUGH!
293. Mental Breakdown I demand my constutional right to commit fraud and steal this election. You conservatives are violating MY RIGHTS! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH
292. Haywood Jablowme
291. Queen Kiss My Ass you stupid DUmmies! On Line Petitions aren't worth the paper they're printed on... DUmmies!
290. Kerry L. Ost Moron City, Vermont
289. Christmas Carol Look what you idiots are doing to my beautiful Holiday Season! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
288. Deer In the Headlights Kerry and Edwards will pop out from behind a sofa in the White House on Inaguration Day and yell "Surprise!" You'll See! You'll See! I don't live in a city I stay underground
287. Keith Richards I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police. If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet. Whatever side I take, I know well that I will be blamed
PJ is the man!
| Name | City, State | |
| 304. | Jimmy Hoffa | fifty Yard line, Giants Stadium (East Rutherford, NJ) |
| 303. | James T. Kirk | Starbase12, Alpha Centuri |
| 302. | DiabolicalDieboldHalliburtonRoveMachine | |
| 301. | Carl H Griffin | |
| 300. | Michael Moore | Dummyland, DU |
| 299. | DU Stinky---DU'ers do not have the ability to clean themselves or wipe their asses | Loserville Insane asylum, CA |
| 298. | Jimmie Ray Valentine | Dummyland, DU |
| 297. | They're Coming To Take Me Away | HeeHeeHoHoHaaHaa |
| 296. | Ima Schlemiel | EMERGENCY... Fund Bev's crack investigations before we run out of time. My next donation will be in the mail on the first. |
| 295. | DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUmmieWonderland.com!!!!!!!!!!! | I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign |
| 294. | FREEPERS FOREVER | FREEPERS OWN YOU! You are little rodents that live in basements. Where did you get the money to donate to the Billionaire Kerry. How funny is that... you are eating Ramen noodles and he's flying around in his jets. AND YOU GAVE HIM $$$$. You make me LAUGH! |
| 293. | Mental Breakdown | I demand my constutional right to commit fraud and steal this election. You conservatives are violating MY RIGHTS! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH |
| 292. | Haywood Jablowme | |
| 291. | Queen Kiss My Ass you stupid DUmmies! | On Line Petitions aren't worth the paper they're printed on... DUmmies! |
| 290. | Kerry L. Ost | Moron City, Vermont |
| 289. | Christmas Carol | Look what you idiots are doing to my beautiful Holiday Season! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! |
| 288. | Deer In the Headlights Kerry and Edwards will pop out from behind a sofa in the White House on Inaguration Day and yell "Surprise!" You'll See! You'll See! | I don't live in a city I stay underground |
| 287. | Keith Richards | I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police. If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet. Whatever side I take, I know well that I will be blamed. |
| 286. | Truthisall King DUmmie | |
| 285. | Shave And A Haircut!Two Bits! Keery am not won vooot Me am saade | Toontown Kaleefina |
| 284. | Cher You know man like Kerry won You know | Miracle Whip Land Kraftville |
| 283. | I represent the DUmmie underground. My bold blood runs through the veins of every bold-blooded blogger! I reject you! AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!! | Dummyland, DU |
| 282. | Lance Pillowbiter, just crusiing looking for stay (well you know) | Well really I just cruse around, turn a barstool upside down and I'll bring a few friend our. |
| 281. | Anita Mann | San Diego, CA |
| 280. | James Brolin | Barbra Streisand doesn't wipe, she drip dries. |
| 279. | Hugh Jorgan | Kenneth Blackwell shot out my porch light. What can I do? |
| 278. | Anita Dick | I really do ,CALL ME |
Is that you Buford T.?
LOL!!! These are great!!! I can't stop laughing! "Kenneth Blacwell ate my baby!" "My illigitimate children need shoes bad!" OH! These are too good!!!
LOL!!! Anyone have a link to the petition? My creative juices are flowing...
Just me or did FR just get a whole new look?
I Like it, nice and square, clean font, Cool!
I'm 281, 289, 291, and 294!
My mother would be so... proud?!?
I'm actually posting in both right now...
I have two tabs open and I'm going at it.....
BWAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAA
PS.. how are you're petition signing efforts going, 69BIrd?
I can help. I'm working on a movie...I just need some financial help. I'll be traveling around staying in five-star hotels trailer parks and filming...stuff. Trust me. Send money to:
Hev Barris
BlackBoxFreeping, inc.
Shhh...nobody give me away! :)
I can't resist taking credit for 279, and especially 280.
Two of my favorites...
You are a genius!
;-)
Busy on DU ... Must annoy the little kids.
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