Pickup Lines From The Guy that Never Gets a Date

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[SarahToronto]

Lol...This is a great site - Kudos to whoever found it!

[goldstategop]

I try the most blatant lines and women walk away. I must be doing something right.

[MineralMan]

So, you just signed up and posted this as "Front Page News?" How charming.

[dansangel]

So, you just signed up and posted this as "Front Page News?" How charming.

My thoughts exactly. Trolling for hits perhaps? They are coming out of the woodwork.

[Fierce Allegiance]

8. It's not just a 1 line vanity

[SarahToronto]

This is actually my first time using this site and I checked off "humor" ... I may have checked off something else by accident...is there a way to re-classify this?

[NautiNurse]

There's a top ten list for getting zotted around here.

[adam_az]

new signup, posting dumb crap in frontpage news alert

[Physicist]

I'm afraid we don't have a category for advertisements.

[dansangel]

True....and it's not all in caps.

[MineralMan]

"This is actually my first time using this site and I checked off "humor" ... I may have checked off something else by accident...is there a way to re-classify this?"

Yes, we know it's your first time. While humor is often well-appreciated here, this is not a humor site. It is a site for discussion of news items.

It's best, and customary, in a forum like this one, to lurk for some time to learn what the forum is about. I'm sure the Moderator here will remove the News tag and relegate this thread to never-never land.

[goldstategop]

Its all in good fun. There was a guy earlier tonite who was zapped by mods for talking about his B.0. You should see what's posted sometimes on FR. As long as it isn't stuff that won't make it into the pages of the family newspaper, the rule on FR is one of no holds barred.

[Luis Gonzalez]

#1. Does your mother have a mustache too?

[End Times Sentinel]

Well, considering the first two aren't even funny, what makes you think people will click over to your site?  That's really not what FreeRepublic is about, generating traffic to other sites.  That's really the only explanation for excerpting this.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[SarahToronto]

Whew ...ok I honestly didnt have any negative intentions...just a slice of humor for the day;)

If you want to put this under a different category be my guest.

[DainBramage]

Don't worry about it

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

[Revelation 911]

dont let everyones demeanor here dissuade you - lurk for a while to understand what were about - and be careful with those buttons

some people are quick to bite - they general dont laugh either -

plenty other folks here do though

welcome

[goldstategop]

They're jokes. Every one has one about a pick up line that didn't work - every guy on the singles scene.

[weegee]

First time?

Or disgruntled ZOT?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1300221/posts

Many "removed" posts and a link to the DU thread with bragging rights.

[Glenn]

Bull. The site is newly registered in Canada. You are advertising, no? I was born at night, but not last night.