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Ha! I knew what that good for nothing Yogi was after....

[EXT. NIGHT -- Parking lot, Jellystone Park.]

[YOGI and BOO BOO surreptitiously approach a car. YOGI takes a peek inside and sees a picnic basket.]

YOGI: (rubbing his hands) Manna from heaven! Boo Boo, hand me the jimmy.

[BOO BOO pulls a long thin piece of metal out of a tool box and hands it to YOGI.]

YOGI: Thanks little buddy. Watch my back.

[YOGI attempts to open the car's door with the jimmy to little success.]

YOGI: Give me the crow bar.

BOO BOO: I have a bad feeling about this. We should just leave. If Ranger Rick --

YOGI: F*** Ranger Rick. He ain't got s*** on me. Never has, never will. Give me the f***ing crowbar, I ain't leavin' without this basket.

[BOO BOO reluctantly gives YOGI the crow bar. YOGI makes several furtive glances to make sure no one is around and takes the crowbar smashes the car window. Right at that moment YOGI and BOO BOO are hit with flood lights.]

RANGER SMITH: Freeze!

[RANGER RICK and a SWAT team with rifles in firing positions encircle the two bears.]

RANGER SMITH: This isn't a trank, Yogi! If you so much as twitch, you're a throw rug in my living room!

YOGI: We didn't do nothin', the car was like this when we got here!

RANGER SMITH: We got it all on tape Yogi. You're not getting out of this one.

[One of the RANGERS handcuffs YOGI and throws him against the hood of the car.]

YOGI: I didn't do nothin'! I want my lawyer!

RANGER: Shut up.

[A park service paddy wagon pulls up. The rangers shove YOGI in.]

YOGI: You can't do this to me! I'm an endangered species!

[The wagon pulls off. RANGER RICK walks up to BOO BOO and pats him on the shoulder.]

BOO BOO: I did what you wanted.

RANGER SMITH: And your government thanks you.

BOO BOO: My record's clear?

RANGER SMITH: We have one more job for you.

BOO BOO: (angrily) One more! You told me if I gave you Yogi, I got off scot free!

RANGER SMITH: (coolly) Your government needs you. We have reports that Magilla Gorilla is smuggling Panamanian bananas into the United States. Huckleberry Hound is dead. You're the only person who can get close.

BOO BOO: (slumps) Everytime I try to get out, you people pull me back in.

[fade to black.]