What a nuisance!
Not even fit to eat!
Bah!!
Posted on 12/08/2004 3:24:12 PM PST by gorder
Did I beat the zot? LOL
Maybe they're all French.
You're still around, poster, would be interesting to hear what you think about this post. Don't be afraid. If you reply and get zotted, it doesn't hurt (much).
What a nuisance!
Not even fit to eat!
Bah!!
Ha! I knew what that good for nothing Yogi was after....
[EXT. NIGHT -- Parking lot, Jellystone Park.]
[YOGI and BOO BOO surreptitiously approach a car. YOGI takes a peek inside and sees a picnic basket.]
YOGI: (rubbing his hands) Manna from heaven! Boo Boo, hand me the jimmy.
[BOO BOO pulls a long thin piece of metal out of a tool box and hands it to YOGI.]
YOGI: Thanks little buddy. Watch my back.
[YOGI attempts to open the car's door with the jimmy to little success.]
YOGI: Give me the crow bar.
BOO BOO: I have a bad feeling about this. We should just leave. If Ranger Rick --
YOGI: F*** Ranger Rick. He ain't got s*** on me. Never has, never will. Give me the f***ing crowbar, I ain't leavin' without this basket.
[BOO BOO reluctantly gives YOGI the crow bar. YOGI makes several furtive glances to make sure no one is around and takes the crowbar smashes the car window. Right at that moment YOGI and BOO BOO are hit with flood lights.]
RANGER SMITH: Freeze!
[RANGER RICK and a SWAT team with rifles in firing positions encircle the two bears.]
RANGER SMITH: This isn't a trank, Yogi! If you so much as twitch, you're a throw rug in my living room!
YOGI: We didn't do nothin', the car was like this when we got here!
RANGER SMITH: We got it all on tape Yogi. You're not getting out of this one.
[One of the RANGERS handcuffs YOGI and throws him against the hood of the car.]
YOGI: I didn't do nothin'! I want my lawyer!
RANGER: Shut up.
[A park service paddy wagon pulls up. The rangers shove YOGI in.]
YOGI: You can't do this to me! I'm an endangered species!
[The wagon pulls off. RANGER RICK walks up to BOO BOO and pats him on the shoulder.]
BOO BOO: I did what you wanted.
RANGER SMITH: And your government thanks you.
BOO BOO: My record's clear?
RANGER SMITH: We have one more job for you.
BOO BOO: (angrily) One more! You told me if I gave you Yogi, I got off scot free!
RANGER SMITH: (coolly) Your government needs you. We have reports that Magilla Gorilla is smuggling Panamanian bananas into the United States. Huckleberry Hound is dead. You're the only person who can get close.
BOO BOO: (slumps) Everytime I try to get out, you people pull me back in.
[fade to black.]
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Buh-bye
Gorder thinks the moonbats should have freedom of speech.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/1297424/posts
"Should Insects be Included in an Animal Rights Philosophy?"
You went to all the trouble of starting an account, creating a post, and getting ZOTted, just to post *this*??
Just think of the ZOTs that thing could administer!
My brother and I were doing a Yogi and Boo Boo Bear skit while wandering the area.
Made some neighbors laugh nervously.
;-)
Yogi: Hey Booo Boo! Let's steal some-ah pick-a-nick baskets!
Boo-Boo: Umm, Yogi, I don't think Ranger Smith will like this.
Yogi: F* the Ranger Boo-Boo!
[Insert nervous feminine giggles here]
"Why did John Kerry capitulate so quickly?"
Because I had his soul in a jar, poked full of pins.
That's why.
I've moved 39 times in my life. Maybe I voted for the wrong guy...
Wow! I thought I was a MP know-it-all, but even I did not realise that David Duchovny played the role of Sir Robin's minstrel!
Hanna Barbara has really ramped up the adult content of their cartoons.
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