I'm fluctuating between this being just a really low point in American history and this being the beginning of the end of our nation. Gonna go buy some more gin now.
Explains this guy's problem.
When you look at this thread I didn't see one shread of evidence but they are proof of better living through chemicals.
This person needs TaRAYzaaah's recipe for rumatizz medicine
GIN?! I'm guessing they've graduated to absinthe!