Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed

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[Michael121]

Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed

SCHIZOPHRENIA Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER We Three Queens Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.....

PARANOID Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.

DEPRESSION Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock ........ ....(better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

[Michael121]

A friend was taking Phsych in Night school and brought the book to work. I asked if he got to the chapter about me yet. He looked at me ???

Psychotic. :o)

He turned to the chapter read the desription then gave me a worried look.

[mikrofon]

EXHIBITIONISTS: "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, Let Nothing Rude Display"

[CaraM]

POST-PARTUM AMNESIA: "What Child Is This?"

LOL

[Lijahsbubbe]

CRS, Can't Remember Sh!t.

LOL, that's a good one. Never heard it before. I'll have ample opportunity to use it!

[OSHA]

hu·mor·less ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hymr-ls)
adj.
Lacking a sense of humor.
Said or done without humor: “She winked at me, but it was humorless; a wink of warning” (Truman Capote).

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humor·less·ly adv.
humor·less·ness n.

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Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
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humorless

\Hu"mor*less\, a. Destitute of humor.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


humorless

adj : lacking humor; "it was a humorless wink; a wink of warning"- Truman Capote [syn: humourless, unhumorous] [ant: humorous]


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

[ctdonath2]

Would anybody on this thread dare to make a similar list about...

A little web searching will find you plenty of those.

Sometimes such jokes are indeed out of place.
Sometimes such jokes help us deal with difficult subjects.

[kidd]

sick, but funny!

KLEPTOMANIAC: Carol of the Store Security Bells

[trisham]

Meow.

[fortunecookie]

Fidelity issues/Philanderer: I'll be home for Christmas

[kevkrom]

SADISM: Frosty the Snowman, melt, melt, melt, melt, melt.

[David1]

bump for later read

[null and void]

Would I be acting like a PC thug if I maintained that jokes about 9/11 are beyond the pale?

Here's your chance, killjoy. See post 154.

[OSHA]

Some people would ban Knock-Knock jokes because they exploit those who can't afford a house with a doorbell.

[null and void]

It is like a blond joke or a fat guy joke.

HEY!!! I'm a fat guy!!!!!

[Eaker]

That's Mark Twain's. And it's 'A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get ON ITS SHOES'.

Busted!!!

LOL!!!!

[birbear]

Sometimes such jokes are indeed out of place. Sometimes such jokes help us deal with difficult subjects

I don't necessarily disagree with you. I just don't think Free Republic is the appropriate forum.

And some of the other responses were very crass and insensitive.

[Eaker]

Mental illness is highly prized in my family, and something I require of my friends.

Easiest requirement I ever saw!!!

[Michael121]

So did ya hear the one about the fat guy........

Actually my Girlfriend is blond and likes this one:

Why are blond jokes so short?

So Brunettes can remember them.

[TChris]

Would anybody on this thread dare to make a similar list about illnesses like diabetes, cancer, or losing a limb?

Alex Zanardi, the guy who lost both his legs in a CART racing accident, was recently on David Letterman's show and had a terrific sense of humor about it! I think he embarrassed Letterman with how comfortable he was with the subject. (At one point, he swiveled his artificial leg upwards and set a coffee mug on the sole of his shoe)

It marks a great person when he can accept his situation, struggle to overcome it, succeed and get on with his life. Zanardi is racing again.