A welcome letter to the participants of the group saving us

Venezuela News and Views ^ | Dec. 4, 2004 | Daniel Duquenal

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I am writing to you who are gathered in this august assembly in the Teresa Carreño. The Encounter Between Artists and Intellectuals has been receiving a mild coverage in the press, if not a sarcastic one, but this is probably due to the fact that they have not realized that you were invited by more than the Cuban government. These insensitive weirdoes should remember that poor Fidel is sick, and probably sick of having to receive you regularly in Varadero, amen of catering to you: jineteras are there for dollar paying tourists! No! Fortunately El Supremo the other night set the record straight by saying that it was a CUBANOvenezuelan initiative.

You were all with him that night, gawking at the new anti US knight in fashionable suit, when he announced that you were all in cadena. And you all cheered in triumph as El Supremo announced that you were in Cadena. Not your first time in Venezuela, isn’t it? You have learned about our little Supremo media practices, practices that Eva or Ignacio would not tolerate a single second from their local supremitos. I mention these guests since Chavez called on them during the cadena, I mean, his welcome speech.

This was quite a cadena, was it not? He told you all about his recent vacation visiting all of his pals.

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Brave Venezuelan blogger is starting to write in veiled language now that chavez (el supremo) is cracking down on the press. But hordes of filthy, stinking hippie sandalistas are descending down on caracas to sanctimoniously preach to Venezuela's disgusted, retching citizens. They are that bad. Daniel advises these filthy leftist hippies to stay home and go swimming in the Delaware river since it's full of Venezuelan oil. They don't have to travel to have a little part of oozing Venezuela all over them.

Be sure to click on the link because it has a picture of El Supremo kissing with all his "friends" including the one he can't be with now, Saddam. Oh, pity!

This is a great read!