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The DUmmie Funnies PING List has just surged past the 400 mark and is well on its way to 500 by the start of the New Year. To get regular updates of the DUmmie FUnnies, let me know if you want on the PING List.

No AM edition tomorrow but there will probably be a PM edition.

1 posted on 12/04/2004 4:09:04 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 12/04/2004 4:09:54 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Dennis Kookchinich!? He(?) is my Congressman and his main claim to fame is bankrupting the City of Cleveland. I could only pray he is their candidate in '08.
3 posted on 12/04/2004 4:20:40 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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We could only pray that they would nominate someone like Kucinich or Jackson. Oh what fun we would have!


4 posted on 12/04/2004 4:21:32 PM PST by pharmamom (All I want for Christmas is a new Beeber.)
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Warner/Bayh in 2008. Mark my words.


5 posted on 12/04/2004 4:22:44 PM PST by Clemenza (Gabba Gabba Hey!)
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Apparently, DU didn't get the memo from the one who is to be annointed.


6 posted on 12/04/2004 4:24:40 PM PST by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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Wow! Let me have a guess....

Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry?


17 posted on 12/04/2004 4:41:06 PM PST by Bullish
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ping!


19 posted on 12/04/2004 4:43:28 PM PST by Ciexyz (I use the term Blue Cities, not Blue States. PA is red except for Philly, Pgh & Erie.)
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Thanks again!


21 posted on 12/04/2004 4:45:24 PM PST by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi!)
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Jessie Jackson...He is also the best speaker in the Democratic Party...

Yes, if you like the southern cacophony of a socilaist Dr. Seuss!

22 posted on 12/04/2004 4:56:59 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELLS!)
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"without that, we could run Jesus Christ in 2008 and we'll still lose ."

Well, of course you would lose, because he would be an obvious fraud. The real Jesus Christ wouldn't run for political office in the first place, and in the second place, even if He did, it certainly wouldn't be as a godless DUhmmy.

Hey Darks; over here.

23 posted on 12/04/2004 4:57:13 PM PST by sweetliberty (Just because we CAN do something, doesn't mean we should.)
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Notice that according to the DUmmies, the democratic party destroyed its self, not that they, the DUmmies, destroyed it with their stupidity.


25 posted on 12/04/2004 5:08:10 PM PST by beckysueb (We sent the Liberal back to Massachusetts!)
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Nice thread title by the "oh so tolerant" DUhmmies.

Ever want to find the nearest Bush-lover and whack him with a crowbar?

26 posted on 12/04/2004 5:08:20 PM PST by sweetliberty (Just because we CAN do something, doesn't mean we should.)
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My biggest problem navigating on DU is I draw a total blank on a lot of the names they drop (commie authors, radio show hosts, etc.) Someone accused me of being a right-wing Nazi once because he said nobody else would refer to whatever it was by the term I used. Whoops, almost caught in the act. But when they start referring to people by their initials, I'm really up the creek. It took me a whole afternoon to figure out who "DK" is - the evil little elf himself, Dennis Kucinich!


29 posted on 12/04/2004 5:16:46 PM PST by penowa
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I have no doubts that he can do this with style and turn the issue into sermons. I also have no doubts that he could beat any Republican opponent in a landslide. , OH JE$$E .. Now that would be funny.... Thanks PJ ...
30 posted on 12/04/2004 5:17:39 PM PST by Deetes
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lol! Another great example of Dummie Stupidity. Dennis for 2008? Oh man, that would be the day. But even the majority of Dems are not that stupid to have him as the candidate!
32 posted on 12/04/2004 5:20:03 PM PST by Simmy2.5 (Kerry has been relieved of duty!)
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That part about Jessie Jackson was hilarious. I seem to remember he used to have a Reverend in front of his name. Now he is on the outs with the religious community. Glad to hear it, if they were still supporting him I'd be worried about them. I think Jessie is the perfect candidate to run on the dem ticket. JJ a man of the cloth YEAH!
38 posted on 12/04/2004 5:33:24 PM PST by Ditter
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Wow they really haven't caught on yet. after continually getting thumped, they are moving to the left. They mention one guy's positive is that his voting record resembles Kennedy.

They are too stupid to go with Bayh. To be honest, if it were Bayh v Rudy, I may have to go with Bayh.

Mike


39 posted on 12/04/2004 5:36:50 PM PST by sydneycarton
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They're going to nominate Hitlery (whether they want to or not)...


41 posted on 12/04/2004 5:39:49 PM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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Is this the moron who wanted to start up the "Department of Peace"? These guys can't be for real!


44 posted on 12/04/2004 5:43:50 PM PST by killjoy (My kid is the bomb at Islam Elementary!)
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In the Senate, the person with the best shot is minority whip Dick Durbin. Durbin's voting record is one of the best. He often votes with Kennedy. Durbin is will become an instant hero if he leads the filibuster against Gonzales and contests the 2004 election.

Dick "Eddie Haskell" Durbin is my Senator, and I'll tell you right now he's John Kerry without the medals, he will go down in flames on voting record alone. That "often votes with Kennedy" statement says it all. That doesn't mean the Dems won't try him, however. If they really thought before they acted, Kerry would have been come in just ahead of Kucinich and Moseley-Braun in the Iowa cauci.

The other best option from the House is Bob Filner. He was the only white person to walk out of Congress in 2001 to protest the seating of the Florida electors. He is one of the co-sponsors of the Department of Peace legislation.

Does he also believe the CIA invented crack? Maybe you can run a Waters-Filner ticket in '08.

He is one of the Congressional leaders in the fight to contest the election. He is looking for a Senator to join in.

That's just what we need, a President who can't do math.

The kind of person who would have the easiest shot against the Republicans would be an idealistic rabble-rouser like Jessie Jackson but without the personal baggage.

Sure, the only possible reason to vote against a stable sort like Jesse is because of that cheating thing...his politics are so moderate...

I have no doubts that he can do this with style and turn the issue into sermons.

I thought these guys didn't like Bible-thumpers? Oh yeah, that's right, if you're shtupping somebody other than your wife, religion is A-OK.

I also have no doubts that he could beat any Republican opponent in a landslide.

Sure, he couldn't get nominated in the Democratic Party at the height of his credibility, but he could beat any GOP candidate now that he's turned into a joke so big he makes Sharpton look like a statesman. Suuuuuurrrrrreee.

You're missing the most obvious choice! Wes Clark!...I could go on and on.

You missed a feature: He's the only Dem candidate who looks and acts just like a character in a popular, critically acclaimed classic film. Of course, the downside is that the character is General Jack D. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove...

without that, we could run Jesus Christ in 2008 and we'll still lose...

These people are so delusional they think Jesus can't get votes in Jesusland!

I also see people whom I never heard talk about politics before saying that Bush is a Hitler, that there's no way he won Ohio. I'm talking church going moms and dads here.

Did they say that stuff while they were giving you their wallets, rings and watches? And if everybody hates Bush so much, where's the 3,500,000 votes come from?

To be truthful, I do believe this DUmmie has talked to these people, but I have two comments on his/her experiences if they are real:
1. DUmmies tend to lump most of us church-going types into a single stereotypical group of Bible-thumpers, never realizing that some of our number are Leftists of the most vicious sort. There are denominations in this country who are full of people who hate the President, denominations that are doctrinally indistinguishable from the state-run Three-Self Patriotic churches in China. I'll bet there are plenty of UMC folks and Unitarian Universalists who think Bush stole Ohio, that he's Hitler, and that Evangelicals are trying to take over the world. Heck, I know there are such people, I've had them read my the riot act on street corners because I'm standing there with a "Honk if you support the troops sign." A DUmmie could easily mistake them for evangelicals, since religion is a foreign country to most liberals.

2. Such conversations would also tend to stick out in the memory. I'd bet most freepers can remember exactly how many gay conservatives they've spoken with, since there sure ain't many. Same thing with church-going Bush-haters, they probably stand out like sore, infected, evil thumbs.

Dean and Clark have their high points and I liked what they did at the grassroots level, but if you truly want change and growth, Dennis is the way to go.

I agree: We would change to a Communist form of government and Al-Qaeda would grow by leaps and bounds.


52 posted on 12/04/2004 6:20:16 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (A Freelance Business Writer looking for business.)
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