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DUmmie FUnnies 12-01-04 PM Edition ("How are you coping?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 1, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/01/2004 6:41:33 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: Morgan's Raider

My thoughts and Prayers are with you!


121 posted on 12/02/2004 4:10:39 AM PST by codercpc
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To: TheWyzzyrd; bootless
Oh yeah, did I mention that I would like a personally auto-graphed copy of your first edition of the DUmmie FUnnies? Definitely a coffe-table type of book! (Keep track of how many people ask for one and show it to your future publisher, that should generate some interest...)

I think such a book would be big with college students. Not such a big hit with their profs.

122 posted on 12/02/2004 4:13:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Boomer Geezer
VOLUNTEER.

[DUmmie answer follows]

VOLUNTEER? Hey, Dude, unless volunteering pays at least $32.50 an hour, I ain't gonna do it!

123 posted on 12/02/2004 4:17:35 AM PST by Budge (<><)
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To: beckysueb
I think their shrinks need a shrink worse than they do. It sounds to me like their shrinks are making them crazier than they already are.

Actually it is quite true that many shrinks are completely batty. I knew a shrink out in La-La Land. He couldn't drive because of a DUI so one day I drove him, his girlfriend, and his 8 year son to a restaurant. The shrink and his girlfriend were sitting in the back. The son was sitting in the front and he made a funny remark about his father's level of sanity. The shrink then calmly asked me to drive a little faster so I did and was going about 45 MPH. Then the shrink leaned over the front seat and pulled the door handle next to his son, opened the door, and started to shove him out the door. "ALWAYS TRYING TO BE A WISE GUY, HUH!" he yelled.

It was no joke. The kid was screaming in fear as his shrink dad was desperately trying to shove him out the door. Meanwhile I was in a complete state of shock. I hit the brakes and pulled over and the shrink started laughing like it was a big joke..... Yeah, like I said, a lot of shrinks are NUTTIER than their patients.

124 posted on 12/02/2004 4:24:06 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
I kept hoping if I didn't acknowledge Thanksgiving somehow it wouldn't come and I wouldn't have to climb into the whole matriarch role - but it came anyway and I survived.

Sounds like Thanksgiving at her house was real jolly... though probably the Prozac stuffed turkey was a big hit. Strikes me as odd since in my experience, many people in the depths of despair find their family to be their solace. The DUmmies seem to view their families either as a burden or (if they are Republicans) an enemy. Not that we don't all have our "issues" with families (I am sure I have more than my share)... but it isn't because my role in the family is some big "burden."

125 posted on 12/02/2004 4:31:30 AM PST by GraceCoolidge
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To: Morgan's Raider
So very sorry for your loss. May God Bless you and yours and give you strength.
126 posted on 12/02/2004 4:31:56 AM PST by Budge (<><)
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To: PJ-Comix

"I'm heating with wood, not gas. I've had it with the corporate culture that is hostile to the people of this country. I'm done fattening the rich. When I come up with anything new to avoid feeding the beast, I'll share it. "

Someone tell her that the DOD created the Internet.


127 posted on 12/02/2004 4:52:26 AM PST by elfman2
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To: PJ-Comix

Embrace the misery!


128 posted on 12/02/2004 5:02:02 AM PST by 6ppc (Pajamas are for wimps! Freep naked!)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

The only think that I could think of was that the loan was for a house out of town, and maybe he was going to live with friends there. Still, just not taking the time to clarify that demonstrates disconnect.


129 posted on 12/02/2004 5:07:01 AM PST by elfman2
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To: PJ-Comix

There was a shrink here who was indicted for using his patients to kill other people. He got one of his patients to put a bomb in the tailpipe of a former employees car. Thankfully it was discovered before anybody got hurt.


130 posted on 12/02/2004 5:38:11 AM PST by beckysueb (We sent the Liberal back to Massachusetts!)
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To: Morgan's Raider
I'm sorry to hear about your wife.

The kids on DU are a bunch of complainers. IMHO most people that are truly depressed usually have a real reason, and they don't ramble on and on about it. Then there are those that complain, complain, complain about their depression, they aren't truly depressed, they only want attention and or sympathy.
131 posted on 12/02/2004 6:14:48 AM PST by notpoliticallycorewrecked (.)
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To: carlr

"Notice they all seem to be either in therapy,on drugs or somehow broke. It would seem that the party of all the sophisticated,brilliant and elite are actually the underbelly of our society."

Good points, carl...

Notice how this is all Bush's fault! Poor little victims! Damn all of us who would DARE keep the world from revolving around them and from what they want!

Notice how these "victims" aren't expressing any desire to use this trial to become better, more mature people because their wills were probably suffocated by passions and prejudices a long time ago. I can almost hear them say, "There will be NO refinement of character here - and if you try: you're a rethug!"

Notice how everything is about them and about what they (think they) need: a kerry win. How shallow and foolish!

But far be it from me to stand in their way... Knock yourselves out DUmmies - maybe THEN you'll start to "get it"! (good luck)



132 posted on 12/02/2004 6:49:41 AM PST by LibSnubber (liberal democrats are domestic terrorists)
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To: beckysueb

In May of 2001 I was released after six months in prison. I had a change of clothes and $50 to my name. I also suffer from PSTD and have not slept more than 3 or 4 hours a night in over 11 years.

I have seen a shrink a couple of times, but have mostly dealt with my condition on my own (mostly through a deep devotion to Martial Arts). I never went through a self-pity period when I was homeless and broke. I used that as an opportunity. When you have nothing and are at zero, everything no matter how small is a plus. In two years I went from sleeping in a bay on a cot in a gas station to owning that gas station.

Seems to me, DUmmies in a funk are waiting for someone to "rescue" them instead of dealing with things on their own.


133 posted on 12/02/2004 6:52:18 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: speed_addiction

"Seems to me, DUmmies in a funk are waiting for someone to "rescue" them instead of dealing with things on their own."

Well said and good for you!!! Talk about using a situation to grow and become a stronger, better person! I don't know you, but I'm proud of you nonetheless and wish you continued success.


134 posted on 12/02/2004 6:59:19 AM PST by LibSnubber (liberal democrats are domestic terrorists)
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To: LibSnubber
The Backlash Cometh (1000+ posts)

There is a point in every organization when counter-productive activity can destroy the organization. I think that DU is almost there. Is it possible to list names of those people who are causing the worst damage and just blocking them in mass?

135 posted on 12/02/2004 7:25:29 AM PST by granite (WE WON FAIR AND SQUARE, GET OVER IT DUMMIES!!!)
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To: beckysueb

The Friday after Turkey Day there sales were up .7% and they expected 2 to 4% increase. Haven't heard the sales since then. The Blues will have to get out and do some shopping. The ones who do Christmas, that is.


136 posted on 12/02/2004 7:33:01 AM PST by fritzz (Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." Will Rogers)
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To: PJ-Comix

It sounds to me like these people have WAY BIGGER ISSUES than who happens to be President.

If the DUers who profess to care about these poor souls really did, they would go to their houses, disconnect their internet, and DRAG them to a mental facility for their own good. They are all clearly OCD and don't know it....


137 posted on 12/02/2004 7:45:40 AM PST by The Hollywood Conservative (I can't even make a tagline because I'm a GIANT IDIOT!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I hate hypocracy. And this democracy has turned to hypocracy.

OMG! WE LIVE IN A HYPOCRACY! HORSES RULE US ALL!!!!! STAND UP. PEOPLE, AND SHOUT "NEIGH! DOWN WITH HORSES! FIGHT THE PONIES!"

138 posted on 12/02/2004 7:50:05 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks ('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
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To: PatriotGirl827
Oh, and does anybody know what a "forensic accountant" is?

I believe it's a criminologist/scientist who studies the remains of old money standards...

139 posted on 12/02/2004 7:53:24 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks ('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Not such a big hit with their profs

{Grin} Ya think? I'm psyched!

140 posted on 12/02/2004 8:49:02 AM PST by bootless (Never Forget - And Never Again)
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