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DUmmie FUnnies 12-01-04 AM Edition (DUmmies Becoming GUmmies)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 1, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/01/2004 6:00:25 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Many DUmmies are now becoming GUmmies as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I just donated money to the Green Party and will vote Green from now on." Yes, many DUmmies, frustrated with the Democrats, are now going Green. Therefore they would need to form their own Green Underground website aka GUmmies. So I guess today’s edition could be considered the GUmmie funnies. However, the comments of the GUmmies will still be in Bolshevik Red since reading green is hard on the eyes. The comments of you humble correspondent, laughing at the newborn GUmmies, are in the [brackets]:

I just donated money to the Green Party and will vote Green from now on. Sorry, but Kerry stood me up, and this time I am definitely NOT getting over it. 2004 was the Democratic Party's absolute LAST chance to prove they have the balls to stand up against these vicious, fascist Repuke thugs. Sadly, tragically, they FAILED, miserably. I must now look for others to protect my and millions of others' interests.

[When you can no longer be a DUmmie, go GUmmie.]

Kerry is still fighting for you! .........just kidding.

[Whew! You had me worried there for a moment. GO Gummie!]

My own suspicion is that Kerry is covering his ass(joining the suit in Ohio) with all of us who are mad at him for folding his cards so early in the hand. Granted, he's still not really fighting for us, but he did mention to the lunch lady that those big bad republicans are beating us up and taking our lunch money again.

[Even Kerry knows the Ohio recount is a hopeless cause but he has to go through the motions so as not to lose the DUmmie vote in his ’08 presidential bid.]

Kerry abandoned us.

[Go GUmmie!]

Kerry isn't a quitter and I honestly think that shit is getting ready to hit fan. We have to have faith in the man we voted for, for President!

[Yes. Kerry will be sending out secret hand signals to his DUmmie troops. Look for the subtle ways he adjusts his tie. They contain hidden messages.]

The Greens are the very reason Bush became president, remember? Stop this idiocy!

[No! Continue this idiocy. GO GUmmies!]

I submit that the Green party is fully capable of supplanting the Democratic party as the second party if enough progressives stand true to their ideals.

[And the upside is that the Greens are like a watermelon. Green on the outside but Red on the inside. GO GUmmies!]

Do we have some freeper on board? Here causing trouble and try to split Democrats. Go back to freerepublic. And by the way, how do you like a thief and con man for YOUR pResident?

[I didn’t like him at all but, fortunately, Clinton is now out of office. GO GUmmies!]

WHY isn't Kerry fighting????????????????? There is no answer except that he's a push-over and born again loser. I will not vote for those who demean and demoralize the democratic process in my country ever again. Sadly, tragically, it appears that would be Kerry, and possibly the entire Democratic Party. Sorry, but those are the FACTS, as I see them at this time and place.

[Kerry isn’t fighting because he is busy fundraising for his ’08 presidential campaign. GO GUmmies!]

As a progressive I have to support the party that is most progressive. The Democratic party is now a centrist party. They simply don't represent me anymore. I don't have any hard feelings. I wish them great luck, but I'm going to support a party that represents MY views most completely. Call me a freeper disrupter if you wish, but isn't that how it is supposed to work?

[Choices, choices. Which is the most progressive party? Do you join the Greens or the Socialist Workers Party? Choices, choices.]

I don't hate the Democratic party, but I just feel that I have to start being true to myself. The odds are that the Democratic leadership will again force a candidate like Kerry down my throat and next time I'm not sure I'll be able to swallow it so easily.

[Would you prefer the taste of Hillary in your throat?]

The Dem party certainly has the chance to put the progress back into progressivism, but every indication is that they are looking to move in the opposite direction. If that is the case then I would rather join the Greens and hope to moderate them into a more realistic party (election wise.) There are two ways to go. You can try and pull the Democratic party back from their rightward course or you can join the Greens and put your energy into making them successful. I think the only lesson Democrats seem to be learning from their losses is that they need to be more repub-lite, and that irks me. The other thing that really bugs me about the Democratic party is their unwillingness to fight BBV. They are getting bent over and f*cked hard by this issue and they show no inclination to try and fix it. That, to me, is totally unacceptable.

[Spare yourself the Vaseline while being bent over. GO GUmmies!]

Some here take the word "democratic" in the URL seriously. I have been criticised for being too liberal here, so watch it. I think this site should be called liberalunderground.com but it isn't.

[Goodbye DUmmie! Goodbye GUmmie! Hello LUmmie!]


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To: TexasAg1996
If a 'Rat operative wants to contact me, they will have to do so after discussion with my advocates: Ruger, Winchester, Fal, Smith, & Wesson.

I wonder if this could work like that Monty Python "Knights Who Say NEE!"?

BBV BBV BBV BBV BBV

21 posted on 12/01/2004 6:27:18 AM PST by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat)
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To: PJ-Comix
Do we have some freeper on board? Here causing trouble and try to split Democrats. Go back to freerepublic. And by the way, how do you like a thief and con man for YOUR pResident?Clinton was not our choice for POTUS?
22 posted on 12/01/2004 6:36:45 AM PST by TruthWillWin
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To: PJ-Comix
"The dem party has a chance to put the progress back in progressivism so to speak. Especially now that so many in the party are starting to see that moving toward the center is always a recipe for electoral disaster."

John Kerry centrist, you have got to be kidding me. As one of friends who studying to be a psychiatrist used to tell me. The people that publish the DSM(add your own addition number here) wouldn't have to update so much it they gave the general diagnosis of F*cking Nuts. I think that would be a working diagnosis for most at DU.
23 posted on 12/01/2004 6:38:50 AM PST by MKM1960
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To: PJ-Comix
I think this site should be called liberalunderground.com but it isn't.

CommunistUnderground.com works for me.

24 posted on 12/01/2004 6:53:46 AM PST by dinasour (Pajamahadeen)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Would you prefer the taste of Hillary in your throat?]

Please PJ, I enjoy your commentary but my stomach can't handle that mental picture this early in the morning. eeeeuuuuuuugh!

25 posted on 12/01/2004 7:00:07 AM PST by epow
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To: PJ-Comix
And the upside is that the Greens are like a watermelon. Green on the outside but Red on the inside. GO GUmmies!

Most on the time, the DUmmies get the award for the funniest line in your thread, but this morning you have that honor.

Please put me on your ping list.

26 posted on 12/01/2004 7:00:53 AM PST by notpoliticallycorewrecked (.)
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ-Comix, I don't know if you need the research assistance, but I have found the perfect thread over there. It's all about how they are coping (most of them not very well). One lady talks about her therapist buying a gun, because she knows what the next 4 years will be like, but how she, herself, can't buy one because she is considered a "suicide risk". Someone else (somewhat tongue and cheek) tells her to buy a bow and arrow instead. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x94222
27 posted on 12/01/2004 7:05:54 AM PST by codercpc
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To: notpoliticallycorewrecked

Welcome aboard PINGEE #386.


28 posted on 12/01/2004 7:08:01 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: codercpc

Thanx. I bookmarked it for the DUFU auditioning process.


29 posted on 12/01/2004 7:13:23 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: codercpc

Wow - I checked out that thread, and that lady is truly pathetic. She is suicidal, in pain, broke, alone, etc., etc., and then if you read further posts, you see this from the same poster....

Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-30-04 11:33 PM
Response to Reply #27

43. "I'm an atheist.

An incident with a snake and 9-11 made me a complete non-believer, although I was headed that way, anyway. (Yes, something involving a snake made me a non-believer...it's a weird story.)

I suffer from depression AND anxiety AND panic attacks."

Do you think these people will ever wake and realize that they need God in their lives?


30 posted on 12/01/2004 7:19:46 AM PST by PatriotGirl827 (God Bless America!)
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To: PatriotGirl827

Okay. No more posting from that thread. Most likely it will be mined for material to use on an upcoming DUFU.


31 posted on 12/01/2004 7:24:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Would you prefer the taste of Hillary in your throat?]

Ewwww! Not first thing in the morning!

You know, I think that was a FReeper Disruptor. Spelling and grammar were too good to be a DUmmie. Um, I mean GUmmie. Or is it LUmmie? Who cares? Your FUnnies are YUmmie!

32 posted on 12/01/2004 7:24:36 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Smedley
I had an in-person encounter with a DU person on the train the other night. "You want the truth, go visit www.democRATic..." This person was a complete raging nutjob who was practically screaming about "taking back America", leaving the country, blah blah blah monkey boy george and you name it.

Hmm. I think I had his cousin on my bus the other day.

33 posted on 12/01/2004 7:27:26 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PatriotGirl827
An incident with a snake and 9-11 made me a complete non-believer, although I was headed that way, anyway. (Yes, something involving a snake made me a non-believer...it's a weird story.)

Good grief!! I saw Hillary! on TV once too, but it didn't make me an athiest...I just held up a cross and prayed harder!!

34 posted on 12/01/2004 8:09:28 AM PST by jellybean
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To: PJ-Comix
My own suspicion is that Kerry is covering his ass(joining the suit in Ohio) with all of us who are mad at him for folding his cards so early in the hand.

When you know the other guy is holding a royal flush, folding is exactly what you need to do. Something tells me the DUmmies would be bad at poker.

I think the only lesson Democrats seem to be learning from their losses is that they need to be more repub-lite, and that irks me.

Exactly. This guy has hit on something. The Dems believe their own press, the idea that the voters who gave Dubya a mandate did so because we all hate gays and secretly want to murder abortionists, because they somehow can't believe we wouldn't trust a proven traitor and tax hound on defense and the economy. So the Dems are going to try to "reach out" to us, but they'll do so by going into liberal white churches (as if the folks who see gay marriage as a core Christian doctrine were all voting straight-ticket GOP) and by saying something along the lines of "Yes, we believe in baby-killing on demand, but we're the real moral values party. Sorry, that's not going to convert anybody who ever lets the thought of voting GOP enter their mind.

35 posted on 12/01/2004 8:33:56 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (A Freelance Business Writer looking for business.)
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To: PJ-Comix

If the media had not skewed the numbers in the last political election (Zogbyism), more liberals would have gone into the election seeing John Kerry would lose. They could have voted with their brain and their heart and given their vote to the party they really wanted.

They might have gotten the Greens or Reform party 5% where there would at least be matching funds for 2008. Hillary thanks them for their continued support of the DNC.


36 posted on 12/01/2004 8:34:40 AM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: L,TOWM
I guess I don't speak jive after all...

Just because they're jive turkeys doesn't mean they speak jive. :-)

37 posted on 12/01/2004 8:36:17 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (A Freelance Business Writer looking for business.)
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To: Smedley
blah blah blah monkey boy george and you name it.

When you scale the heights of Leftist rhetoric, all you find at the summit is hate and chimp photos.

38 posted on 12/01/2004 8:37:32 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (A Freelance Business Writer looking for business.)
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To: PJ-Comix
My own suspicion is that Kerry is covering his ass(joining the suit in Ohio) with all of us who are mad at him for folding his cards so early in the hand. Granted, he's still not really fighting for us,...

Flip flop, flip flop...

Looks like John Kerry is continuing with that "winning" strategy he employed in 2004's campaign. Pretending to give a damn about what his supporters want.

Oh yes, they call him the Great Pretender, whooaaa-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a-h.

39 posted on 12/01/2004 8:37:50 AM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: zygoat
Green Underground? Thats about as grassrootsie as you can get.

Ah, you would be correct, except that the roots are brown.

You know, like their underwear...

40 posted on 12/01/2004 8:39:45 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (A Freelance Business Writer looking for business.)
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