Brian Williams reminds me of every bland, smarmy Broadcast Journalism major that I knew in college. Like somebody said on O'Reilly last night, these News Anchors seem like they were raised on Anchorman Farms in the Midwest, hermetically sealed off from the rest of society.
Anyway, since Brian Williams takes the helm from Brokaw after tomorrow's NBC News broadcast, this is a good time to post your own Brian Williams jokes on this thread. I'll leave you with yet one more Brian Williams joke:
Brian Williams once got lost on a camping trip but the bloodhounds couldn't track him down because he had no scent that they could follow.
1 posted on
11/30/2004 4:31:12 PM PST by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
What the heck is so "ethnic) about Wilson?
2 posted on
11/30/2004 4:33:40 PM PST by
trubluolyguy
(Co-ed naked FReepin' dude!)
To: PJ-Comix
Well, maybe I'm not multiculturally 'enlightened' enough - or maybe I just don't have my head up my keister, sniffing the fumes like leftists do - but 'Brad Wilson' and 'Brian Williams' both sound about as generically whitebread as it gets.
3 posted on
11/30/2004 4:39:15 PM PST by
Viking2002
(Taglines? Vikings don't need no steenkin' taglines..............)
To: PJ-Comix
Brian Williams (aka Brad Wilson) spends so much time in the tanning booth, perhaps some eveing he'll anchor the news with a Kerryesque orange hue.
4 posted on
11/30/2004 4:42:51 PM PST by
My2Cents
("Well...there you go again.")
To: PJ-Comix
I think Christopher Walken would make a good anchor.
6 posted on
11/30/2004 4:49:10 PM PST by
SoDak
(Home of Senator John Thune)
To: PJ-Comix
Long lost brother of Brian Wilson (of Beach Boy fame)?
7 posted on
11/30/2004 4:53:38 PM PST by
exnavy
To: PJ-Comix
When Dan Quayle ran for Veep the MSM called him a male bimbo. They obviously had not yet met Brian Williams
To: PJ-Comix
Is Brian Williams the one with the bent face?
15 posted on
11/30/2004 5:24:11 PM PST by
Ditter
To: PJ-Comix
This is no joke, would someone please get a message to Brian's make-up flunky to put brown eye shadow on his eyelids?! He must get a tan with his eyes open because his lids are lily white and very noticeable.
Also, what's up with the way Brian sits, always leaning to the right? Roids?
24 posted on
11/30/2004 5:40:12 PM PST by
BigWaveBetty
(Teresa high maintenance? Who'da thunk it?)
To: PJ-Comix
Brad Wilson is too ethnic???
How??
25 posted on
11/30/2004 5:42:08 PM PST by
Mo1
(Should be called Oil for Fraud and not Oil for Food)
To: PJ-Comix
26 posted on
11/30/2004 5:43:01 PM PST by
EllaMinnow
(For the first time in over 20 years, I'm not represented by Bob Graham! Go MEL!! Viva Bush!)
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