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DUmmie FUnnies 11-30-04 ("Anyone else disappointed by Michael Moore on Leno tonight?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 30, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/30/2004 6:38:34 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

This is getting too good! Add me to the list!


61 posted on 11/30/2004 1:37:59 PM PST by Simmy2.5 (Kerry has been relieved of duty!)
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To: RottiBiz

Pingy ping ping.


62 posted on 11/30/2004 1:42:54 PM PST by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: PJ-Comix

Bev is back, pouring a river of Kool-Aid.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2768406

BevHarris (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-30-04 05:11 PM
Original message
Black Box Voting files lawsuit #2: Palm Beach County


(Lawsuit #1 filed by Susan Pynchon of Florida Fair Elections Coalition on Volusia County. )

Today's lawsuit was filed naming Teresa LaPore as defendant, citing her for failure to comply with our public records request of Nov. 2, 2004.

We filed the lawsuit this morning in Palm Beach County, served it per Florida law on LaPore's attorney, but did not want to leave her out. We made a surprise visit to the podium at the Florida State Association of Supervisors of Elections meeting held today in Orlando, where LaPore was being introduced.

We went in through the kitchen, using a reconassaince map provided by a colleague, led by Kathleen Wynne dressed as hired help. The lovely Kathleen, in black jeans and a white polo shirt. Earlier, she had traveled through the route to the back entrance to the supervisor's meeting, nodding to the waiters, "very nice, very nice," she said authoritatively.

Kathleen led me and Andy through the back way without raising so much as an eyebrow, since she looked like hotel staff.

I went onto the podium and introduced myself to the crowd. "I know I'm interupting. This will only take a minute." I turned to LaPore, "Since we can't get your attention any other way, I'm serving you with a courtesy copy of the lawsuit we served on your office this morning."

LaPore glared, turned her back on me, and refused to take the lawsuit, so I set it on the table in front of her.

Andy stood up in front of the crowd of perhaps 200 Florida elections officials.

"This was a courtesy call on Ms. LaPore for failing to produce public records," he said. "For any of you who have not complied, we have more of these coming."

The crowd erupted into deafening shouts, boos, gavel-pounding, and then Kathleen stepped up smack dab in front of the crowd, took a sturdy stance and panned the crowd with her video camera.

"This is what democracy looks like," she said, as the officials scowled and shouted for the sargeant at arms.

Unfortunately, the sargeant at arms was nowhere to be found. (Perhaps imbibing in the Sequoia Voting Systems lounge, just down the hall? We may never know.)

We made haste out the back door, but accidentally tripped a loud screeching alarm.

At this moment we are relaxing with the Internet in a lounge, but we understand that the meeting broke up and people fanned out all over the place to ... I dunno ... capture us?

Do await a small bit of news on Ohio, thanks to Kathleen and cohorts. It will not shake the earth, but we are chip-chip-chipping away.

Be the media

Thanks, all, for your continued support.

Bev Harris - Executive Director
Andy Stephenson - Associate Director
Kathleen Wynne - Investigator / Media spokesperson
Black Box Voting
http://www.blackboxvoting.org
full text of lawsuit: you can find it on the Palm Beach County clerk web site under elections lawsuits -- something like pbcountyclerk.com, perhaps someone can look at that link.



63 posted on 11/30/2004 2:29:35 PM PST by EllaMinnow (For the first time in over 20 years, I'm not represented by Bob Graham! Go MEL!! Viva Bush!)
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To: PJ-Comix
He was very different. I kept waiting for him to unload on dubby, but he never did. It really look like someone got to him. Slight possibility of depression and giving up the ghost. Shaven and dressed in a suit. That would be fine, but he really seemed subdued.

I just hope they don't hit on the real cause of this change in MM. That George W Bush had the secret service kidnap him and brainwash/program him to be our new secret weapon against the Democrats!

Ping list please!

64 posted on 11/30/2004 2:35:37 PM PST by protest1
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To: GreenAccord

ROFLMAO!!


65 posted on 11/30/2004 3:02:35 PM PST by randog (What the....?!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Kerry's lawyers just stood by and did nothing, and had the gall to claim that blackboxvoting.org was just there "to make trouble".

...blackboxvoting.org was just there to MAKE MONEY!!!!!

66 posted on 11/30/2004 3:03:22 PM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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To: EllaMinnow
Bev is back, pouring a river of Kool-Aid.

Their tactics are very reminescent of the bolshevic hoards or Castro's thugs barging in and creating havoc with a legal open meeting!! I expected her to say they rounded up everyone and herded them off to...say,Massachusetts!

67 posted on 11/30/2004 3:07:47 PM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Funny stuff. They are eating their own. (pun intended)


68 posted on 11/30/2004 3:11:37 PM PST by Poser (Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
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To: EllaMinnow

Bev really is a piece, isn't she? Seriously, the way she giddily presents the whole matter makes it sound like she was describing about this really cool prank she pulled off against another sorority.

She's laughing all the way to the bank, though. I feel sorry to the DUpes that fund her.


69 posted on 11/30/2004 3:26:45 PM PST by mjwise
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To: mjwise

As far as I can tell, the DUmmies are down to 2 heroes - Bev and Keith Olbermann.

How pathetic.


70 posted on 11/30/2004 4:14:57 PM PST by EllaMinnow (For the first time in over 20 years, I'm not represented by Bob Graham! Go MEL!! Viva Bush!)
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To: lonevoice
If PJ ever needs a co-writer or someone to fill in for her, you get my vote.

AHEM! I'm a him, NOT a her...unless I had some sort of operation that I don't know about.

71 posted on 11/30/2004 4:35:15 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: stands2reason
Do you mean beaucoup bucks, or is that the new slang?

I don't know. I've been saying Buku Bucks for years but recently a Freeper asked if I was from Louisiana because I used that term so maybe it if from the French.

72 posted on 11/30/2004 4:39:32 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: EllaMinnow
The crowd erupted into deafening shouts, boos, gavel-pounding, and then Kathleen stepped up smack dab in front of the crowd, took a sturdy stance and panned the crowd with her video camera.

This was basically a stunt designed to be captured on camera for the documentary Bev will be marketing. I would like to see the look on Bev's face when she is served a warrant for her arrest for abusing her non-profit organization status because she is making a FOR PROFIT documentary.

73 posted on 11/30/2004 4:52:02 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: pitbully
OK! Which one of you FReepers is liberal al zib. He is about to get al zotted from the DUmp.

liberal al zib (94 posts) Tue Nov-30-04 12:22 AM
Response to Reply #162

176. NO!!! Kerry will get at least 500,000 thousand more votes in a recount, yes that is true a minimum of half a million vote.
Forget about this Florida recount in 2000 where counting 2 million votes twice only netted Gore 600 votes, or this current Washington state recount of over two million vote that netted Gregoire only 100 votes.
Yes forget about these two major recounts and stop posting doom and gloom. Ohio is different, Kerry will get a minimum of half a million extra votes from a recount.

poster: Thank you for the positive! There IS too much gloom, I agree.

righteous1: Read the posting thoroughly and be a bit more rational and not so emotional. I said "it is a mathematical impossibility for JK to win by getting enough votes from provisionals and undervotes" This has nothing to do with machine miscounts, electronic malfunctions or fraud

liberal al zib (94 posts) Tue Nov-30-04 08:15 AM
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184. NOWAY!!!!

righteous1 (273 posts) Tue Nov-30-04 08:19 AM
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186. NOWAY what?

liberal al zib (94 posts) Tue Nov-30-04 08:44 AM
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187. NOWAY Kerry has lost Ohio. will get a least one million votes from an Ohio recount.

righteous1 (273 posts) Tue Nov-30-04 08:54 AM
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188. Geee, I don't think that's what the post states

bemis12 (80 posts) Tue Nov-30-04 09:07 AM
Response to Reply #187
189. Wake up!
He's not even talking about a potential recount. Merely the provisional ballots. That part is indisputable now, at least to any person with minor math skills.

liberal al zib (94 posts) Tue Nov-30-04 09:23 AM
Response to Reply #189
190. Are you challenging my Math skills man!!!
1+1=5.

righteous1 (273 posts) Tue Nov-30-04 11:04 AM
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197. Read the top part
Those things were all said referring to the Ukraine. Above it says "What if the same criteria was applied to Ohio"

liberal al zib (94 posts) Tue Nov-30-04 11:11 AM
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198. Do not mention facts man. Facts are BS.
Ukraine is Ohio and Ohio is Ukraine. OK!!!!!



74 posted on 11/30/2004 4:52:23 PM PST by granite (THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE NEXT FOUR YEARS START TODAY.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oui, cher. C'est Francais. :-)

It's beaucoup.


75 posted on 11/30/2004 4:55:37 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: PJ-Comix

Poor, poor liberals. Their heros are all falling by the wayside.

It's amazing they were ever stupid enough to fall for sKerry, Moore, Kitty Kelley and the rest of the dim delusional morons as heroes in the first place. But they did. Hook, line, sinker, hell, they even took the rod and reel.

Hahaha.

Don't give up on the book PJ. This is important work you're doing here. These folks need more "exposure".


76 posted on 11/30/2004 5:01:38 PM PST by planekT
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To: PJ-Comix

You definitely don't come off as female to me.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If you are, in fact, female.

But you're not.


77 posted on 11/30/2004 5:19:28 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: PJ-Comix

Ping me, please. I can't be "left" out any longer!


78 posted on 11/30/2004 5:54:58 PM PST by TenthAmendmentChampion (Click on my name to see what readers have said about my Christian novels!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oops! I think some DUmmie perv over in Dummieland painted your fingernails pink when you weren't looking.


79 posted on 11/30/2004 6:28:33 PM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: granite

Oh, those poor fools--getting FReeped and not knowing it! Their little minds are just going to explode! hahahahaha


80 posted on 11/30/2004 6:53:56 PM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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