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I must admit that I too wander over to DUmmie Land occasionally. It's like passing a traffic accident - I know I shouldn't be looking but I can't help it. What I find most amusing is the "Bi-polar" threads, where they go from disappointed to pi$$ed off to elated withina few posts. Example (fictitious, but based on real threads I've seen):

BlueStates4Ever
I swear I'm so pi$$ed at Kerry for not demanding a recount in Ohio! Shrub stole this election! He was supposed to fight for us and now he backed out and we're all stuck with chimp for four more years!

C-Ree-Yus Progressive
This is exactly what I was talking about people, I tried to tell you that we needed to vote for Kucnich as a write-in, now we have this facist as dictator-in-chief again, and mark my words, you're all gonna have to swear our allegiance to Halliburton or the SS will be knocking on your door

Green Dude
I just wrote a scorching letter to the wusses at the Kerry campaign demanding a refund of money I gave them for the "recount fund". I suggest you all do the same, and tell them you're backing the Greens next time. At least they have some backbone!

Down With Chimp
Hey everybody, I just heard a woman calling in to Air America from Ohio. She says there were repuke lawyers beating up black people outside the polling places. She figures there must have been at least 72,000 of them that didn't get a chance to vote. WHY ARE THE RIGHT-WING MEDIA AT CNN AND CBS IGNORING THIS??? SOMEONE'S GOT TO DO SOMETHING!!!

Clark4Prez
I'm so depressed. If only they hadn't stolen the nomination from Wes Clark this never would have happened. Four more years of nazi hell!!

BlueStates4Ever
Wait a minute, I think you people are missing something. If we can get the votes counted for those 72,000 people that the SS beat up then Kerry will win Ohio!

Down With Chimp
You're right man! I'm going to e-mail Keith Olberman right now - he's all over this!!!

BlueStates4Ever
I bet this was Kerry's plan all along. You know play it cool, act like you're conceding and then BAM! Stick it to chimp and the facists!

Clark4Prez
This is so exciting! We can win this thing! Oh I haven't been this excited since Al Gore's last speech.

PeaceGal
OK, I'm trying not to get my hopes up because I don't think I can go through another disappointment like November 3rd.

Down With Chimp
OK everybody...I just talked to a guy who knows somebody who talked to a guy that saw the woman that screened the call of the woman who called in to Air America and he says that one of his friends heard from one of the people that goes to night school with his girlfiend's mom that there is definitely someone on the faculty there that has an inside connection to a family member of someone who worked at the polls in Franklin County Ohio, and when his girlfriend's mom asked her if she knew about any irregularities in the election she said....get this..."Not really". Sounds to me like like she's afraid to say anything but there is definitely something going on and judging by her response I'd say it's big-really big

C-Ree-Yus Progressive
I agree, sounds like the bownshirts from A$hcroft's office paid somebody a visit and told them to keep quiet or they'd end up in an "accident" like Well$tone.

HillaryIn08!
Umm, I don't know. That sounds like kind of weak evidence to me.

C-Ree-Yus Progressive
What are you, a nazi-lover??? Can't you see what's happening right in front of you??

GreenDude
Somebody better flag this troll!

BlueStates4Ever
Get lost repuke!

Down With Chimp
OK people, let's get to work! Start e-mailing everybody at MSNBC right now. We've got a country to win back!

"I must admit that I too wander over to DUmmie Land occasionally. It's like passing a traffic accident..."

Well said...

I swear to God that is the funniest post that I've seen in quite a while... That is a frigging riot - especially "Down With Chimp" and the two Air America things ROTFLMAO...

Either some of these posts are from infiltrators trying to make the DUmmies look bad, or the people writing them are deranged. Republican lawyers beating up black people outside the polls? Do they really think that this is even remotely possible?

That's pretty darn funny!! Have you been taking lessons from P.J.?

Buahahahaha

Looks like "Down with" was deleted and tombstoned.

They don't take ribbing well over there. He was also right.

Wow! Extrordinary! That was exactly like reading a real DU thread.

Bullseye

OK everybody...I just talked to a guy who knows somebody who talked to a guy that saw the woman that screened the call of the woman who called in to Air America and he says that one of his friends heard from one of the people that goes to night school with his girlfiend's mom....[yada yada yada]

This one must be a joke right? Who in their right mind would use such a Kevin-Bacon-string-of-people for evidence of vote fraud?

Outstanding. Bravo!

That was beautiful!

LOL! Damn, you're good!