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DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-04 PM Edition (Warning - graphic language)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/23/2004 4:18:49 PM PST by PJ-Comix

If anybody out there doubts that insane hatred of Bush is not a mental disease then just check out this DUmmie THREAD. Actually I hope that the Secret Service is also checking out this DUmmie Thread since some of those DUmmies are so unbalanced over the prospect of a second Bush term, there is no telling what they will do. It will be a tough day for these folks on January 20. I just hope they keep that phone number of the Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON. As usual, the insane DUmmie screechings are in Bolshevik Red while the comments of your humble correspondent, with tranquilizer darts at the ready, are in the [brackets]:

God Damn Bush...JUST god Damn him.

there is nothing else to say. The man is a mother f*cking pig liar and I can NOT stand him anymore.

It is not wrong to hate your president. the repukes did for 8 years.

I hate that motherf*cker with a passion. I hope he is impeached and worse

[It is the “worse” part you mentioned, DUmmie greenbriar, that will likely land you on the SS watch list.]

I don't know how I am going to get through another term of lies, vanity wars and just plain old fashioned bullshit.

[Try to visualize your own reality. And when that doesn’t work, send more money than you can afford to Bev Harris to retroactively overthrow the election results sometime next year.]

Bush has condemned himself...his actions have already been condemned by millions around the world, and millions here. History will show him to be the complete failure he is.

[I know the folks on Saddam’s Oil for Food bribe list have condemned Bush.]

I am tired of waiting. I wish the dam would break and his lies would start unraveling.

I can not stand to see him one more minute.

his smug arrogant pompous ass is just tooo much.

and I am sooo afraid for our country

[Actually, Dummie greenbriar, I am afraid of you getting within a couple of miles of the President. You need to be watched…..CAREFULLY!]

I hate that motherf*cking monkey looking, dumb ass, f*cked up, election stealing son of a bitch...I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!!!

All you f*ckwads that voted for him, I hate all of you dipshits, too!!

F*ck the administration! F*ck the rethugs!!

I cannot believe what is going on in our country...

[This court hereby sentences DUmmie driver8 to undergo an Anger Management Program under the direction of Dr. Buddy Rydell.]

Goddam bush* and everyone who voted for him!

[There will be an empty anchor chair soon at CBS for which you seem eminently qualified to fill.]

If we were not read by people that would harm me, I would say a bunch more

[You’ve already said quite enough, DUmmie Greenbriar…. Psst! SS Watch List! SS Watch List!]

Every minute of every day, Bu$h is worried that someone is going to off him. Four-fifths of the world detests him. He knows that he is the biggest, most corrupt piece of shit that has ever walked this earth, and believe me, he is paying for the self-inflicted spiritual rot that infests his being. His mind is already snapping, paranoia is festering within it, and guilt haunts him like the knowledge of a terminal cancer.

[Uhhh…..speaking of a snapping mind…]

I guess there are people who agree with me and wanting to go to Civil War.

[aka Treason.]


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To: wasp69
Yeah DUmmie there are. And I am waiting for the moment my Commander in Chief gives the word for us to come after you domestic terrorists and deal with you with extreme predjudice.

A-10s and F-15s, my friend...And F-18s from a carrier group near Norfolk, packing napalm.

101 posted on 11/24/2004 12:16:26 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.)
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To: prairiebreeze
Pleased as punch to be of assistance, young lady.

LOL!

102 posted on 11/24/2004 12:24:07 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.)
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To: WuzaDem

That was beautiful!


103 posted on 11/24/2004 12:27:06 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.)
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To: The Hollywood Conservative

Whay an excellent and insightful post! Kudos!


104 posted on 11/24/2004 12:32:56 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.)
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To: WuzaDem

LOL! Damn, you're good!


105 posted on 11/24/2004 12:39:51 AM PST by maryz
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To: PJ-Comix
I guess there are people who agree with me and wanting to go to Civil War.

Ummm... Don't these idiots realize that the red states are where most of the armed folks live?

106 posted on 11/24/2004 3:00:15 AM PST by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: daguberment
Maybe I'm losing interest in politics, but increasingly, the only thing I'm reading on FR is the DU FUnnies. What's happening to me?

And THAT is why most political books about the last election will flop but a DUmmie FUnnies book, accompanied by LOTS of related comix stories and illustrations, would be a HIT. And speaking of hits, all you publishing execs out there can start hitting me with your multi-million dollar book contract offers at any time.

107 posted on 11/24/2004 4:21:43 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: doug from upland
After keeping Will Pitt off TV with Aaron Brown and then being responsible for Nick Berg, I was their number one enemy.

Responsible for Nick Berg? Please explain that??????

108 posted on 11/24/2004 4:28:51 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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I hate that motherf*cking monkey looking, dumb ass, f*cked up, election stealing son of a bitch...I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!!!

All you f*ckwads that voted for him, I hate all of you dipshits, too!!

F*ck the administration! F*ck the rethugs!!

Yep... This shows beyond a shadow of a doubt that demoncRATs are the intelligent, think, ones. No hatred and/or emotion driving them!!!

109 posted on 11/24/2004 4:36:05 AM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Four-fifths of the world detests him.

LOL!!! Four-fifths of the world are dictatorships who can't stand the thought of not being able to torture/slaughter their fellow countrymen. Amazing how demoncRATs will stand up and support brutal dictators.

110 posted on 11/24/2004 4:38:06 AM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Here is another post on this same thread at 11:40 PM last night from DUmmie Gloria seeking revenge. "Revenge." To me that sounds like a THREAT!

Rember, PET scans show that REVENGE can be satisfying!!

Yup, shown at the Univ. of Zurich. I posted this in a couple of forums earlier today ...only done with men, but, as a woman, I do feel strongly that this study will be proven for women, too!!!! I WANT REVENGE!!!!

111 posted on 11/24/2004 4:41:03 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: SandyInSeattle

"Those folks are one whisper shy of a total nervous collapse..."

Seems to me they're more like one whisper shy of going postal... They are truly deranged and like a pack of rabid animals, foaming at the mouth (and it's not foam from a double mocha latte).


112 posted on 11/24/2004 4:45:23 AM PST by LibSnubber (liberal democrats are domestic terrorists)
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To: PJ-Comix
Thanks PJ. You perform a valued service. I can't stomach DU. It's not the dirty words that get me but the absolute stupidity. Life is too short to have to deal with it.

You should demand compensation.

113 posted on 11/24/2004 4:50:06 AM PST by Tribune7
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To: Atigun
>>Is a keyboard warrior like what is called a CB Rambo by truckers? All talk but strictly anonymous.<<

BINGO!

114 posted on 11/24/2004 5:01:20 AM PST by evad (DUmmie FUnnies and Pookie Toons-the start of a nice day)
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To: Tribune7
You should demand compensation.

Living here in the 5th Dimension, my needs are modest, so I'll just settle for a multi-million dollar DUmmie FUnnies book contract.

115 posted on 11/24/2004 5:03:14 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmie FUnnies book

I can see it.

116 posted on 11/24/2004 5:07:51 AM PST by Tribune7
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To: Mr. Silverback
A-10s and F-15s, my friend...And F-18s from a carrier group near Norfolk, packing napalm.

I'm sure some of my shipmates at ACU-4 wouldn't mind doing some high speed beach hits.

BTW, remember what happened the last time you and I spoke about this?


"BOING!"

;P
117 posted on 11/24/2004 5:21:11 AM PST by wasp69 (Hey, DUmmies! Can ya feel it? Does it hurt?)
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To: OH Swing Voter
Hey--RumGuy--you better watch your step--because the law is watching yours! I know you come and read here--heads up--the feds are watching your every move!

"Every breath you take..." </Sting and The Police flashback>

118 posted on 11/24/2004 5:27:28 AM PST by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is just sad

Poor demented people and they want to be in charge of this country? Please!

They belong in padded rooms

Keep up the good work and add me to your PING list

119 posted on 11/24/2004 6:28:15 AM PST by horizondb
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To: PJ-Comix
This famous thread started it all --- HERE IS THE ENEMY.

Whackjob Michael Berg was a signer on the list. I, of course, knew nothing about him or his son at the time. Left wing crazies made the claim that the CIA detained Berg because he was on the enemy's list on FR. Salon dot com contacted me about it and the HOUSTON CHRONICLE interviewed me and did a story about it. They really believe that by me posting something from the A.N.S.W.E.R. website on FR, it actually caused his death.

Go to google and type in -- enemy list Nick Berg. You will be amazed.

120 posted on 11/24/2004 6:55:50 AM PST by doug from upland (Vietnam Vets: FINALLY -- welcome home, heroes)
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