DUmmie FUnnies 11-18-04 ("I believe Kerry will be inaugurated on Jan 20")

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 18, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Remember when Rush talked about liberals seeking pychological counseling because of their election loss? A look at this thread reveals that the mental breakdown of liberals is even worse than previously imagined. And just when you thought the DUmmies couldn't possibly get any loonier...they got LOONIER. To enjoy the comedic DUmmie lunacy in future editions of the DUmmie FUnnies, just request to be placed on the PING List if you are not already on it.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[TADSLOS]

Yeah, dementia must be a b**ch.

[BenLurkin]

"SHE", Goddess of the internet >> (All too real for some people.)

[mlocher]

I believe John F. Kerry will be inaugurated on January 20, 2005.

i believe in santa clause, the easter bunny, the tooth fairy and the great pumpkin too.

[BladeLWS]

I wonder how much good it would do for the country to commit the lot of them?

[jla]

One wonders who dresses these people in the morning.

[MKM1960]

I haven't seen this level of insanity since it was my week to work intake at the mental health center.

[mjwise]

PING !

[Mr. Mojo]

"I believe Kerry will be inaugurated on Jan 20"

Post-Election Selection Trauma (PEST) denial. .....He's just delaying the inevitable.

[cake_crumb]

"Kerry will not tell a soul. He will not tell the media, he will not tell George Bush. He will wait until he has every detail straight. Then he, Edwards and other prominent Dems will sneak into the White House, hide behind the sofa, and when W walks in, they'll all jump up and yell, SURPRISE! "

Alright, fess up. You've been inflaming the residents of the asylum again, haven't you?

[cardinal4]

If I learned nothing else from this election, I learned that John Kerry is a man of character and I have complete faith in him.

Snort! This the man who brought his friggin butler on the campaign with him..!

[daguberment]

PJ-Comix - No offense intended, but I'm really beginning to wonder whether you're either fabricating this stuff or you're posting under a dozen different names at DU. This stuff can't be real.

[ReeWalker]

DAMN....coke just came out my nose.....laughin so hard!!!!

[freedumb2003]

Notice their donation board. They do fewer donations in a week than we do during an hour in an average FreepaThon.

[Enlightiator]

Hnmm, all you have to do is just "visualize"? Guess its easier than running a hard campaign for the Zen/Budda/Mideastern/Voodo/DorthyClickYourHeels pagan spiritualist types.

[cripplecreek]

"I believe you are losing touch with reality. Anyone who thinks that Kerry will be inaugurated needs to see a shrink. Seriously people, this site is starting to look like conspiracy nut central. Face reality: IT'S OVER."



Filthy Freeper troll alert!!!!

[kenth]

Ask people at random, online or in real life, who they voted for. 9 times out of 10, it's Kerry.

So he's saying only 90% of DU and his RL leftist friends and family voted for Kerry, yet he doesn't know how Kerry lost. ROFL!

[visualops]

"Make it so" LOL

This is the funniest one that puts it in a nutshell (pun intended):
"People are saying that we don't live in the real world... ...we can create our own reality !!!"
Okaaayy!

[PJ-Comix]

No offense intended, but I'm really beginning to wonder whether you're either fabricating this stuff or you're posting under a dozen different names at DU. This stuff can't be real.

Not only did I NOT post anywhere on that thread but I also left out a lot of juicy HILARIOUS stuff. Go to the thread link and check it out. You will see EVEN MORE lunacy over there. And if you don't go there, close your eyes and try to visualize the DUmmie Reality.