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DUmmie FUnnies 11-16-04 PM Edition ("Expect a wave of retiring Democratic politicians.")
Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 16, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/16/2004 2:10:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix

It really sucks to be a Democrat politician nowadays and, according to Screamin’ Dean’s former campaign manager, Joe Trippi, things are only going to get worse for them as waves of Rat politicos retire. I give Trippi credit for at least having a grip on reality but read the DUmmie reactions in this THREAD. I only hope that the Democrats follow the DUmmie suggestions for reversing this trend since it will cause the RATS to become nearly extinct. We start off with Trippi’s quote followed by the DUmmie rantings in Bolshevik Red. As usual, your humble correspondent, nursing a few brandies giving him a wonderful warm glow throughout his being, is watching from the gallery with his comments in the [brackets]:

Expect a big wave of Democratic retirements from Congress in the next couple of years, as veterans who've been holding on in hopes of regaining majority power give up. Many of these Democrats have been using their personal popularity (and powers of incumbency) to win in Republican areas. When they leave, their seats will flip. The GOPs could attain 60 votes in the Senate and maybe 30 more seats in the House.

[Okay, maybe Screamin’ Dean was wacky but at least his former manager has a strong case of sanity going for him. But don’t get the idea that the Democrats are getting a touch of common sense. The DUmmie comments that follow will quickly disabuse you of that notion.]

Maybe if the party moves left, we can save some of those seats in Republican areas.

[Maybe if the party is drowning we could throw them a lead weight. Great idea, DUmmie!]

We need a new fresh younger generation of Congressional leaders with a clear, concise, strong, and UNEQUIVOCATING progesssive message. Gone should be the times of centrist compromise and appeasement. We are the opposition party now, we need to start acting like one. If we don't, then its the American people that will suffer, not the politicians.

[Maybe you should just bow to reality and rename your party the Bolshevik Party. Is V.I. Lenin available to run for the Senate?]

Anybody got a good lemonade recipe?

[No, but you seem to be doing a great job with your Kool-Aide recipe.]

The democrats need to dump the leadership of the DNC -- and start with fresh leadership who are willing to listen to grass root democrats. Either that or just by-pass the DNC and form another more progressive PDNC -- progressive Democratic Committee.

[Why not just form a Progressive Democrat Party so you split into two parties? One loony and the other even loonier.]

The only thing worse than being in the minority is being in the minority for the foreseeable future (especially for those who were around for the good old days before '94.

[It must be like living in hell for those RATS.]

This enrages me -- these people don't get it, the death struggle we're in. Republican incumbents stay in office on their death beds to keep an (R) in office, and our people are tired of being in a minority??? Bob Graham lost a seat in Florida, even Breaux in La., others -- don't they see that they endanger the country by giving the Republican Right absolute power? The rest of us out here may as well give up, I guess. The only shred of power left is the power of Senate filibuster, and I have no doubt the "nuclear option" will eliminate that. It's very hard not to give up all hope, and admit that our country has been delivered into the hands of a clever, nefarious political faction on the extreme Right, and we have lost it, maybe forever.

[This DUmmie’s post is filling me with an even warmer glow than the brandy is causing (and God Bless the Dutchman who figured out how to make brandy from wine).]

It seems pretty presumptuous to claim that a significant number of Democratic Senators and Congressmen are poised to leave because they hate so much being the minority. What evidence is there to suggest that this attitude exists? I would think that most of them would see this as the worst possible time to exit.

[Most of them are arrogant shmucks who can’t stand not being in power for any time in the foreseeable future. Thus their mass exit. The one who much feel the worst is Jumpin’ Jim Jeffords. He jumps to the RATS and months later they are out of power again. I bet Jumpin’ Jim must feel like smacking his forehead with an egg.]

Maybe if the party doesn't change a thing, we'll hold on to all of those seats.

[Great idea. All those things that didn’t work for the RATS before…..just keep doing them. I am in awe of your political genius, DUmmie unfrigginreal.]


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1 posted on 11/16/2004 2:10:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/16/2004 2:11:43 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Quite possibly the first DU post with a TOUCH of reality in two weeks.


3 posted on 11/16/2004 2:19:08 PM PST by The Hollywood Conservative (I can't even make a tagline because I'm a GIANT IDIOT!!!)
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[Maybe if the party is drowning we could throw them a lead weight. Great idea, DUmmie!]

I'd be happy to drop anchor on each and every one of them!

4 posted on 11/16/2004 2:20:33 PM PST by CharlieOK1 (4 more years!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Maybe if the party moves left, we can save some of those seats in Republican areas.

???????? Ugh, huh??? Of all the things I've read from the DUmmies that is by far one of the stupidest, dumbest, most idiotic, moronic things I have ever read. Words fail me.

5 posted on 11/16/2004 2:20:58 PM PST by ml1954
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To: PJ-Comix
nothing beats a Fine whine From DUmmie Vineyards.
6 posted on 11/16/2004 2:22:16 PM PST by miskie
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To: PJ-Comix
"Maybe if the party moves left, we can save some of those seats in Republican areas."

Wow. What an insightful mind. Living proof that drugs and keyboards don't mix.
7 posted on 11/16/2004 2:23:07 PM PST by HipShot ("Remember the first rule of gunfighting... have a gun." --Colonel Jeff Cooper)
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To: PJ-Comix

They don't like not being the center of attention, with everyone litening to their every word.
Kinda like children, eh?


8 posted on 11/16/2004 2:24:47 PM PST by concretebob (Partnership for an Idiot-Free America)
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To: PJ-Comix

Kool-Aid recipe:

Water (the bottled kind)
Strawberries (fresh not frozen)
CrackPowder (looks like sugar but it's not)
Sugar

Mix well and guzzle.


You know, PJ, I am surprised by the stupidiousness displayed at the DU.


9 posted on 11/16/2004 2:25:28 PM PST by Jaded ((Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain))
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To: concretebob

oops..should be "listening"


10 posted on 11/16/2004 2:25:55 PM PST by concretebob (Partnership for an Idiot-Free America)
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To: PJ-Comix

Can you add me to your ping list?


11 posted on 11/16/2004 2:26:04 PM PST by JimWforBush
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To: PJ-Comix

"just by-pass the DNC and form another more progressive PDNC -- progressive Democratic Committee. "


Might I suggest something new? National socialist party sounds good, it sounds even better when you say it in German.


12 posted on 11/16/2004 2:26:09 PM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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Maybe if the party moves left, we can save some of those seats in Republican areas.

What alternate reality are these creatures living in?

13 posted on 11/16/2004 2:26:57 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: CzarNicky

"Maybe if the party moves left, we can save some of those seats in Republican areas."


These aren't the droids you're looking for.


14 posted on 11/16/2004 2:27:40 PM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: PJ-Comix

DU thought process must go something like this: "Let's see, now that the L word has become negative for some reason beyond our comprehension, let's just call ourselves "progressive". That should help fool enough of the voters so we can win future elections".


15 posted on 11/16/2004 2:27:43 PM PST by TruthWillWin
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To: JimWforBush

Okay. You're now #296 on the PING List.


16 posted on 11/16/2004 2:28:53 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

The one who much feel the worst is..

That's what the glow does to you. Or you were laughing too hard when you wrote it. Just kidding. I've written some gems myself. Have a good evening and thanks for the laughs.

17 posted on 11/16/2004 2:30:35 PM PST by ml1954
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To: PJ-Comix

You know, the DUmmie FUnnies are inspiring me to stop by the state store on the way home and pick up a bottle of brandy. I, too, would like to bask in the warm glow while I laugh uproariously at how completely clueless these DUmmies are.

Not that I mind.


18 posted on 11/16/2004 2:35:48 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix

if this is the DUmmies FUnnies list I would very much like to be on it

PING!


19 posted on 11/16/2004 2:36:10 PM PST by William of Orange (Netherlands, undefeated in wars against France)
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To: cripplecreek

that would be a step up from democratic party wouldn't it?


20 posted on 11/16/2004 2:37:46 PM PST by William of Orange (Netherlands, undefeated in wars against France)
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