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Arafat: Dead/Not Dead; a tally

Posted on 11/09/2004 11:41:12 AM PST by An Old Marine

As of 2:40 pm EST the major news services tally on Arafat's condition is:

Reuters: Dead AP: Not Dead Fox: Almost Dead ABC: Who's Arafat? NBC: Not Dead Sky News: Dead CBS: Not Dead and they have the document to prove it


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: frenchtoast

1 posted on 11/09/2004 11:41:12 AM PST by An Old Marine
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To: An Old Marine
Is he live or dead?
There's no thoughts within his head.
We'll just leave him there.
Why should we even care?
2 posted on 11/09/2004 11:42:36 AM PST by steveegg (Use the nuclear option in the Senate, Frist.)
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To: An Old Marine

Only the Florida Supreme Court can decide if Arafats' dead, or not.


3 posted on 11/09/2004 11:43:09 AM PST by elbucko ( Feral Republican)
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To: An Old Marine

Miracle Max: "Mostly dead."


4 posted on 11/09/2004 11:44:46 AM PST by My2Cents (The Democrat Party is pining for the fjords.)
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To: An Old Marine

Why don't they just call a taxidermist and get it over with?


5 posted on 11/09/2004 11:45:37 AM PST by xJones
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To: An Old Marine

Monty Python:

"I'm not dead yet!"

"Yes you are! Now shut up!"


6 posted on 11/09/2004 11:46:00 AM PST by Abigail Adams
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To: An Old Marine

Even Satan doesn't want his soul... may Arafat suffer as a brainless vegetable until the end of time.


7 posted on 11/09/2004 11:46:03 AM PST by thoughtomator (The Era of Old Media is over! Long live the Pajamasphere!)
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To: An Old Marine

He's resting comfortably at room temperature.


8 posted on 11/09/2004 11:47:12 AM PST by Argus
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To: An Old Marine

Arafat.... Dead
Palistians wanting Arafats cash say arfat alive till the give them the account #... the reality of the situation..


9 posted on 11/09/2004 11:47:58 AM PST by Americanwolf (8th November 2004......The day that U.S. Marines with Iraq Defense forces fight to free Fallujah!)
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10 posted on 11/09/2004 11:52:55 AM PST by BenLurkin (BIg Government is still a big problem.)
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To: An Old Marine

Arafat is STILL dead.

He's been braindead for decades, which must count for something.


11 posted on 11/09/2004 12:02:48 PM PST by Veto! (Happy denizen of BushWorld)
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To: An Old Marine

Thank you for this break down, it's been difficult to keep up.


12 posted on 11/09/2004 12:22:00 PM PST by newzjunkey (San Diego, Kleptocrasy by the Sea. -- VOID the Illegal Mayoral "Election")
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