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DUmmie FUnnies Election Edition #3 ("Right Now I Am About Ready To Cry")
Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons
| November 3, 2004
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 11/02/2004 9:56:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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Well, time to hit the sack soon. There will be EVEN MORE Election Edition of the DUmmie FUnnies in the morning when the DUmmies wake up to their WORST NIGHTMARE. And if you want to continue reading future editions of the DUmmie Funnies, just ask to be placed on the PING List.
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:56:11 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
11/02/2004 9:57:54 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Hate to tell them, but the fat lady is singing loud and clear. Break out the kool-aid, the party is over.
To: PJ-Comix
That is funny!
Thanks for posting it!
To: Great Prophet Zarquon
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:00:29 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
I have but one question:
Has ShortBus left the USA yet???
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:01:19 PM PST
by
rocky88
(John Kerry: The boy with his nose pressed up against the glass.)
To: PJ-Comix
If I could post in the sewer,my post tonight would be...
"Forty More Years" :O)
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:03:56 PM PST
by
Free Trapper
(Terrorism is the Black Heart of Islam,not the fringe!)
To: PJ-Comix
In your faces, DUpes!!!!
WE WILL CRUSH YOU
Kerry we despise, on the trail tellin lies
Thought 4 months in Nam would make you prez some day
You got orange on yo' face
You big disgrace
Appeasin and whinin all over the place
Singin'
We will we will crush you!
We will we will crush you!
Mooron youre a fat man dumb man
Fibbing in your film you thought youd fool the whole world today
Got Twinkies on yo' face
You big disgrace
Soros spreadin your lies all over the place
We will we will crush you!
Sing it
We will we will crush you!
Rather you're an old man bad man
Your lyin eyes believe any forged docs that come your way
I See BS on your face
Tried to throw the race
Now its time for you to retire in disgrace
We will we will crush you!
(Today!)
We will we will crush you!
(Four more years!)
We will we will crush you!
We will we will crush you!
Alright
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Bush paid his dues
Time after time
Captured old Saddam
Destroyed Taliban
And lowered taxes
Helped more than a few
Hes had plenty of mud
Thrown in his face
But hell come through
He and Cheney will go on and on and on and on
We are the champions - my friends
The GOPll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
Dont need lefty losers
'Cause the U.S. is the champion of the World
Weve taken the fight
To the terrorist scum
Our troops have been wearied and wounded
Have bled and died for our freedom
I thank them all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
Were fighting for the survival of
The whole human race
And we ain't gonna lose
America will go on and on and on and on
We are the champions - my friends
Bush & Cheney will keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
Dont need lefty losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till we win
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for DU losers
'Cause we are the champions
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:04:02 PM PST
by
Choose Ye This Day
("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots." -- Ulysses S. Grant (a Republican))
To: PJ-Comix
Just hang tough....The fat lady hasn't even started to sing yet!! nope she just croaked right along with your hopes and dreams......Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:04:19 PM PST
by
thingumbob
(Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
To: PJ-Comix
For my DUmmie friends:
Gray skies are gonna clear up
Put on a happy face
Wipe of the clouds and cheer up
Put on a happy face
Take of the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
That you decided to smile
Pick out a pleasant outlook
Stick out that noble chin
Wipe off that full of doubt look
Snap on a happy grin
Spread sunshine all over the place
And just put on a happy
Put on a happy face
Gray skies are gonna clear up
Put on a happy face
Wipe off the clouds and cheer up
Put on a happy face
Take of the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
That you decided to smile
Pick out a pleasant outlook
Stick out that noble chin
Wipe off that full of doubt look
Snap on a happy grin
Spread sunshine all over the place
And just put on a happy
Put on a happy face
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:07:54 PM PST
by
Freepdonia
(Victory is Ours!)
To: PJ-Comix
Thank You PJ this is truly great to read after the terrible day I had today.
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:26:21 PM PST
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: PJ-Comix
Well, time to hit the sack soon.
You can't go to bed!!! I'm counting on you to entertain me for the next 6 hours! This is my world and if I don't get my way I'm going to call the UN and the EU and I'm gonna take all my toys and go to France!
How's that for a DUmmie impression?
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:28:21 PM PST
by
Laurita
(There are no boys, girls or baby goats in the US military.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:31:56 PM PST
by
Laurita
(There are no boys, girls or baby goats in the US military.)
To: PJ-Comix
Keep a positive attitude, we don't want any lurking freepers to think we've given up already.I can't imagine that anybody here would do that at such a delicate time.
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:43:15 PM PST
by
rdl6989
(4 More Years! 4 More Years!)
To: Free Trapper
"Forty More Years" Perhaps, with the Supreme Court.
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:46:41 PM PST
by
weegee
(With Alaska we have 269...enough to win as it goes to the House.)
To: Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix
LMAOROTF!
Thanks, Keep up the good work!
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:50:10 PM PST
by
DirtyHarryY2K
(G W B 2004! Friends Don't Let Friends Vote For DemocRATS)
To: Laurita
Go ahead and go to bed, DU is closed. Of course I'm sure a clever guy like you has been registered . . . Hee! Hee! I've been DEEP COVER on DU for years. I might even be one of their moderators. That's how DEEEEEEP my cover is over there.
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:51:19 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: weegee
Yep,four more years with President Bush may set us up for forty that can be used to straighten some things up. :o)
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:55:15 PM PST
by
Free Trapper
(Terrorism is the Black Heart of Islam,not the fringe!)
To: PJ-Comix
That would be f ing hilarious if you are a moderator! They would never know... :-)
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:55:44 PM PST
by
arizonarachel
(Logic = Conservative = FreeRepublic)
To: PJ-Comix
I might even be one of their moderators.LOL! Now that's something I hadn't even dreamed!
Hey! There'd better not be a "FReeper Funnies" by PJ over there! 8-)
Keep up the good work. Every time the numbers flipflop I taste my lunch all over again.
Thanks for keeping me distracted.
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posted on
11/02/2004 10:56:49 PM PST
by
Laurita
(There are no boys, girls or baby goats in the US military.)
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