DUmmie FUnnies Election Edition #2 (Depressed DUmmies Can't Watch TV Election Returns)

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 2, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The DUmmies had their brief moment in the sun this afternoon when the phony exit polls showed their boy Kerry leading in the crucial battleground states. This also happened back in 2002 when the DUmmies were fooled early in the day by those silly exit polls. But they NEVER learn. Once again the Coyote DUmmies have been tricked by the Reality Road Runner. BEEP! BEEP! So sit back and enjoy the developing DUmmie gloom on this THREAD. The depressing DUmmie posts of despair are in Bolshevik Red while the gloating commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Who else here has turned the f*cking TV off?

[Not me! My TV stays on ALL NIGHT since it is giving me good gloat]

Can't take their blabbering nonsense right now.

[It’s going to be WORSE for you in the morning when you flip it on to find out W stands for Winner.]

I never turned it on

[I never turned it off.]

Neither can I, haven't turned it on

[I DON’T feel your pain.]

c'mon! chimp is goin down fast. i feel it.

[The “chimp” is already making monkeys out of you DUmmies.]

may just wake up in the morning to see a Kerry country - I hope!

[News alert! You will be waking up to your WORST NIGHTMARE.]

I turned it off. Just got too depressing for me. Mostly Bush wins with electoral votes increasing while Kerry remains the same. I wish there were a few more big states called for Kerry.

[With Mrs. Heinz he gets the state of insanity.]

[concretebob]

Was it me, or did Susan try a Southern accent when she was talking to Brit?
She couldn't hold it though. That nasal Bostonian whine came shinin' through at the end.

[wasp69]

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