Do not worry! We are getting 110% of the vote! We have already won!
Posted on 10/31/2004 4:44:37 PM PST by NationalLampoonguy
LOSING DOES NOT MEAN WE'VE LOST
Democratic party spirits were high last night in Miami, as John Kerry, Bruce Springsteen and other supporters took to the stage in celebration of their upcoming electoral loss November 2. "Victory In Defeat 2004" kicked off with several Springsteen numbers before Kerry himself gave an anticipatory concession speech in front of a jubilant crowd.
"It's not over until it's over," said Kerry, "and even then, not yet. When the American public elects the wrong man this Tuesday, it will give Democrats the position in which we have always succeeded most strongly: criticizing Republicans in power and giving many fictional scenarios where we would have done better." The crowd exploded in cheers.
"There is no reason why we should give up the good fight," added Bruce Springsteen, putting down his guitar to huge applause. "Now, more than ever, is the time for every man, woman and child to get out there and find a problem, and complain vocally about that problem."
"Let's tell those fat cats in Washington know who really makes the decisions around here!" Kerry continued. "Them! And second guessing those decisions makes us powerful!" Balloons and confetti were then released.
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Democratic party spirits were high last night in Miami, as John Kerry, Bruce Springsteen and other supporters took to the stage in celebration of their upcoming electoral loss November 2. "Victory In Defeat 2004" kicked off with several Springsteen numbers before Kerry himself gave an anticipatory concession speech in front of a jubilant crowd.
"It's not over until it's over," said Kerry, "and even then, not yet. When the American public elects the wrong man this Tuesday, it will give Democrats the position in which we have always succeeded most strongly: criticizing Republicans in power and giving many fictional scenarios where we would have done better." The crowd exploded in cheers.
"There is no reason why we should give up the good fight," added Bruce Springsteen, putting down his guitar to huge applause. "Now, more than ever, is the time for every man, woman and child to get out there and find a problem, and complain vocally about that problem."
"Let's tell those fat cats in Washington know who really makes the decisions around here!" Kerry continued. "Them! And second guessing those decisions makes us powerful!" Balloons and confetti were then released.
The Power To Second-Guess: What You Can Do
We here at MoveOnPlease were so moved by Kerry's passionate pre-loss concession, we have some ideas for how our readers can get involved. There's no excuse, Democrat faithfuls — get out there! Hold your head high, and complain at the top of your lungs that Republicans aren't making a difference!
Re-Courting The Minority Vote. Find as many African-Americans as you can — even the one voting for George Bush. Remind them how disenfranchised they are under the Bush regime, and how if Democrats were in power, we would constantly remind people of this.
Your Kids Will Die Tact. Rent an army uniform, then knock on the doors of parents with children 18 and over. Tell them that you’re stopping by to remind them that the draft will begin at 0400 the next day. If they still aren't getting it, do your best to show them statistics that Bush loves killing American children. "He finds their blood succulent, like the juice from a pear," remind them.
Superman, Sorta. Place signs on empty wheelchairs reading: "Christopher Reeves Would Still Be Here, Maybe Even Walking, If Not For Bush." Do your best to focus on the first Superman movie when making this point, and not Superman IV.
Canadian Strategy. Show pictures of healthy Canadians with affordable prescriptions. If pictures of Canadians are unavailable, substitute with any glossies of elves you can dig up from the Lord of the Rings films. "Look how they frolic so!" is an excellent thing to say when holding the photos.
Sue Bill O'Reilly. At least we'll recoup some of the gazillions we've spent on this crap.
lol, let me just say I love the domain/website name; MoveOnPlease.org
LOSING DOES NOT MEAN WE'VE LOST
Sounds like there taking lessons from Saddam !!
This is a parody correct?
As for me, I say we urge the Soros group to change their name to www.moveout.com
Do not worry! We are getting 110% of the vote! We have already won!
That website is so dumb.
"Bruce Springsteen, putting down his guitar to huge applause "
"Re-Courting The Minority Vote. Find as many African-Americans as you can — even the one voting for George Bush. Remind them how disenfranchised they are under the Bush regime, and how if Democrats were in power, we would constantly remind people of this." Funny but so true :-/
As for me, I say we urge the Soros group to change their name to www.moveout.com
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Your Kids Will Die Tact. Rent an army uniform, then knock on the doors of parents with children 18 and over. Tell them that you’re stopping by to remind them that the draft will begin at 0400 the next day. If they still aren't getting it, do your best to show them statistics that Bush loves killing American children. "He finds their blood succulent, like the juice from a pear," remind them.Thanks, great stuff!
George W. Bush will be reelected by a margin of at least ten per cent
DUmmie FUnnies Halloween Edition
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Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons
October 31, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 10/31/2004 5:17:21 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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