Don't Ask, Don't Tell

www.senseiern.tk ^ | Ernie Miller

[Sensei Ern]

I do stand up comedy. Jeff Foxworthy has his "You Might Be A Redneck..." I have "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". I began writing this when I thought how Bill Clinton threw the gay movement a bone to shut them up.

[Sensei Ern]

I hope you like the first installment. If you have others to add, please do, but send them via email to:senseiern@senseiern.tk

Any submissions will be evaluated, then if good, will become part of my routine. Later, this will be part of the book I am writing. No compensation will be made for any submissions, but you will receive my gratitude. Please make sure your submission is original.

[RightthinkinAmerican]

Gay movement...throw them a bone...tee, hee : )

[Pete]

Don't ask, don't smell.

[dangus]

OK, so I go to your FOR-PROFIT, advertisement-soaked web site, which is essentially nothing more than an advertisement for booking your comic act. I fish around for your "Don't ask, Don't tell routine," and I find it has THREE jokes. So after wading through the ads, you want US to write YOUR joke material FOR you, after you spammed FR.

I smell ozone.

[Sensei Ern]

For profit? You mean promoting my career as a comedian? Or, is there some poup ad that Lycos is feeding you? I don't get pop ups because I have MSN toolbar sheilding me from them.

Sorry if there is a lot of hassle. I tried putting the link in but some where between writing it and posting, the direct URL disappeared.

Here is the Lycos URL: http://www.angelfire.com/comics/senseiern/DontAskDontTell.html

I am not trying to make a profit from this posting. I just want you to have a good laugh. Unless you are a Liberal. Then, you won't laugh.

I only put three up there because I didn't want to overload your brain. I have many others, so be sure to check back and see the new stuff.

[dangus]

That address goes straight to the Don't tell us routine, minus the ads and the pitch. The first one went to a home page which was, be honest, essentially one big advertisement for your trade, plus loads of little ones from other sponsors.

But really, you posted a vanity searching for people to do your work for you. I'd've been less harsh without the ads. But c'mon. You see my point, no?

[Sensei Ern]

I understand how you would develop your point. It was not my intention to either, though. My advancement in comedy is not affected by the people here. I put the page on my website, mainly so as to not take up space here.

The comment about writing a book is a joke, except I may one day write a joke about it.

I have a lot more lines, but I have only a few pictures of Kerry. When I get more pictures that fit the lines, I will add them.

If I did something that is against the rules here, it was purely though innocent ignorance. I am sorry for any rules I broke.

Sensei Ern