Posted on 10/21/2004 12:33:35 PM PDT by dandelion
LOL, Kerry and Edwards remind me of liddle boys.
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits, oops, I meant ducks.
I wonder how the animal rights activists see El Loopy here murdering a goose for a campaign prop!!!
He's wouldn't even carry the bird! What a weeny!
Based on the way he is holding that gun (draped in one arm, other hand in pocket), he has no way of controlling the direction it is pointed if he stumbles or missteps. His gun safety instructor obviously wasn't as good or knowledgeable as my Dad.
Probably because the other guy said, "I shot the damn bird so there's no way I'm letting you carry it for your little photo op."
I wonder where they bought the dead goose.
He wanted it to be symbolic of his political career.
The Pun is intended!
Kerry said, "I say, my good man, would you mind traipsing through that mud for me to shoot a duck? What's that? Geese? Well, whatever the disgusting little creatures are called. Just shoot one. I'll wait here, snacking on my tin of pate, a baguette and bottle of Veuve Cliquot while you're out in that nasty field, and then we'll walk back together so the photographers can click away! Won't that be ever so clever?"
Go tell Aunt Rhodie--the old gray goosestepping commie is dead! On November 2!!
Especially weird when you remeber that the Mighty Hunter Poodle stalks his prey by crawling on his belly.
What?? Teresa wanted Grey Goose Vodka?
You mean I got near these cammo-clad commoners for nothing?
Um...call me crazy...but wouldn't a goose that's recently been shot have a wound? Perhaps even a little bit of blood on it? Somewhere?
Maybe?
Can't figure out why Kerry even went goose hunting. He married a silly one!
I think he hurt his hand. Reporters noticed this too. Maybe he burned it. Or injured it while he was crawling around on the ground, sneaking up on the gooses.
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