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DUmmie FUnnies 10-19-04 (Protocols of the Elders of Lieberman)
Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | October 19, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/19/2004 7:16:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The one person most HATED by the Dummies after Bush and Cheney is NOT a Republican. It is a Democrat---Joe Lieberman. Not only is Lieberman hated for his foreign policy views but the DUmmies act like Lieberman is the Judas Iscariot of the 2000 election by somehow betraying Al Gore. Such betrayal was Lieberman’s assertion that the military absentee ballots should be (GASP!) counted. Check out for yourself the Dummie THREAD about the Protocols of the Elders of Lieberman. As usual, the insane DUmmie ranting is in Bolshevik Red while the wry observations of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:

I think he is a fine Senator, with strong convictions. I didnt want him to be our Presidential nominee but I respect his views and morality. As a Jew it meant a lot to be when he was our VP nominee in 2000. He is always trashed here at the DU, so this is a thread to say something positive about Joe.

[Uh-Oh! I hope you are wearing your asbestos suit for the incoming flames. Praising Kerry on the DUmmie site is like telling the Stalin Politburo what a great guy Trotsky was or like saying something nice about Goldstein during a 1984 Hate Week Rally. For your transgression, you will surely be sent to Room 101.]

you won't find ANY love for lieberman here at du.

[UNDERSTATEMENT of the year.]

He's a traitor to Democratic values...and should quit politics to sell shoes or used cars.

[Hmmm….Joe Lieberman a fledgling Willy Loman?]

Sorry, but he was a terrible VP candidate. And that means he bears a lot of responsibility for the situation we are in. And I really grew to dislike him intensely for being such a pro-war candidate in the primaries.

[But at least Joe Lieberman didn’t wear space alien orange makeup during his debate nor did he huff and puff like you-know-who.]

As a lifelong resident of Connecticut, I say...F*CK JOSEPH LIEBERMAN!!!

[Don’t hold back. Tell us what you really think of Lieberman.]

Anyone who encouraged Gore to concede will never get my admiration. Conservative Dem. is one thing, sellout is quite another.

[Al Gore losing had nothing to do with the fact that he lost Florida. He lost because of Lieberman.]

He was polite to Dick Cheney in their debate. That's about all I have to say.

[SHAME on Lieberman! Being polite to Cheney was UNFORGIVEABLE conduct!!!]

F*ck Lieberman. Sorry, don't mean to piss in your thread. But some things need to be said. More than any other factor, he's why we "lost" Election 2000.

[Lieberman/Judas BETRAYED our Lord, Algore.]

Joe completely caved on the military absentee voter issue -- he allowed the GOP to count thousands of ballots that were illegal.

[Yeah. Everybody knows that licking the envelopes of military absentee ballots is illegal.]

I've got a PhD in Joe Lieberman Studies. He's a f*cking wanker and I pity the sucker who still thinks he's a democrat.

[Isn’t the textbook for that course “The Protocols of the Elders of Lieberman?”]

Gore didn't choose Joe! The Corporate owned DLC hung Joe around Al's neck, and cost the Dems the election in 2000.

[It’s all Joe’s fault. Algore had NOTHING to do with his loss in 2000. Joe made him huff and puff like a mental case during the first debate. Joe put that orange rouge space alien makeup on Algore. And it was Joe who stuffed those socks down Algore’s crotch to make him appear ridiculous during a magazine photo shoot. JOE IS TO BLAME!!!]

He's not ugly so much as he's bizarre looking,twitchy,gulpy and jumpy.

[Actually Joe looks rather like a Muppet. Cookie Monster? Or am I thinking of another critter?]

You may kiss Lieberman's ass because he is a Jew, but the sh*t he feeds you will kill you.

[May I laminate that tender thought and place it in my wallet?]

Thanks for being such a turncoat pr*ck, Joe. We really appreciate it.

[And somehow my thoughts have suddenly turned to circumcision. ]

he's got a weird voice.

[Well, at least Joe has a future career as a voice in Deputy Dawg cartoons.]

He betrayed Clinton, then Gore - now Kerry. Hell of a guy!

[He BETRAYED THEM!!! Joedas Iscariot!]

The man is worse than Judas!

[I KNEW a DUmmie would make that Judas comparison outright (while thinking “Jewdas.”)]

he's in a three-way tie for third...biggest douchebag ever.

[As mentioned earlier by your humble correspondent. Right after Bush and Cheney in DUmmie mythology.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; joelieberman
Sorry about the delay in the DUmmie FUnnies editions for a few days. I've been real busy writing a satirical column which I am attempting to syndicate. I used to do that once upon a time. Anyway, let me know if you wish to be placed on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
1 posted on 10/19/2004 7:16:49 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

I can't wait until they are saying this about Kerry after he loses. democrats are vicious when they smell blood.


2 posted on 10/19/2004 7:24:03 PM PDT by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The "corporate owned DLC"....

LOL does McAwful know that one?


3 posted on 10/19/2004 7:24:11 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (Rudi Bahktiar is hot!!!! Too bad she works for CNN.....)
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To: PJ-Comix

The antisemitism of the Left gets more and more obvious.


4 posted on 10/19/2004 7:26:42 PM PDT by denydenydeny
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To: PJ-Comix
You may kiss Lieberman's ass because he is a Jew, but the sh*t he feeds you will kill you.

[May I laminate that tender thought and place it in my wallet?]

LOL! -- great line.

5 posted on 10/19/2004 7:30:16 PM PDT by Yardstick
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