A quick "change case" in word makes it a lot easier on the eyes...
Some folks have opined that this campaign’s rather low
And carousing in the gutter, where I would never go
I’d like to make a pledge and I make it here today
These are just some of the things that I would never say
I’d never say he’s arrogant or lacks the common touch
How could he be; he hangs out with those buckeye fans so much
That is a slander that I will never say
And besides, he made another speech at lambert field today
I would never say the man is not a connoisseur
Implying that his palette is anything but pure
That is an arena where I will never go
Though I have it from a sommelier, he drinks second rate merlot
I would never say that he would say anything to win
Why, to give that thought expression would be a moral sin
That is a level to which I will never drop
And I take him at his word—be it flip or flop
I won’t say he comforted the enemy or advocates retreat
Yes, there are just some accusations that I will not repeat
And I stand by my convictions even if it means defeat
But I don’t think it comes to that
No, here’s what I suspect
The one name I’ll never call John Kerry
Is Mr. President-elect.
...and a few paragraph returns after stanzas helps too...
Some folks have opined that this campaign’s rather low
And carousing in the gutter, where I would never go
I’d like to make a pledge and I make it here today
These are just some of the things that I would never say
I’d never say he’s arrogant or lacks the common touch
How could he be; he hangs out with those buckeye fans so much
That is a slander that I will never say
And besides, he made another speech at lambert field today
I would never say the man is not a connoisseur
Implying that his palette is anything but pure
That is an arena where I will never go
Though I have it from a sommelier, he drinks second rate merlot
I would never say that he would say anything to win
Why, to give that thought expression would be a moral sin
That is a level to which I will never drop
And I take him at his word—be it flip or flop
I won’t say he comforted the enemy or advocates retreat
Yes, there are just some accusations that I will not repeat
And I stand by my convictions even if it means defeat
But I don’t think it comes to that
No, here’s what I suspect
The one name I’ll never call John Kerry
Is Mr. President-elect.