Really. They are desperately and chronically ill.
Hey DUmmies, on November 3, after Bush is reelected in a landslide, please do the following:
Posted on 10/15/2004 8:01:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
In today’s edition of the DUmmie FUnnies the DUmmies go into a deep Jacobin mode as they speculate what the first act of Kerry should be if he becomes President. Very light on actual policy but very heavy on dispensing “Revolutionary Justice” to Republicans and conservatives. It is a grim DUmmie fantasy THREAD in which the DUmmies fulfill their psychotic desires about sending conservatives off to the guillotine. The more humane among them are willing to have the Bush Regime tried before the International Court at the Hague before the mass executions. Read about what the DUmmies have in store for their fantasy future. The rabid fantasies of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red and the wry observations of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
What do you want John Kerry's first act as President to be? I want him to declassify all of the Bush records, as well as declassify the 911 report. Left is Right
[And, of course, an exemption must be given on the declassification of Kerry’s own military and medical records.]
Set his new Justice dept to investigating and prosecuting:
- Abu Ghraib, Gitmo and the rest of the war crimes of the Bush Administration
- Whether Halliburton has been defrauding the public
- GOP vote fraud and voter intimidation
- How faked 'intelligence' was used as an excuse for going to war
[-Whether Osama bin Laden was falsely accused of instigating 9-11]
I want him to press charges of treason against the Supreme Court justices who enthroned Bush. There is evidence of treason, and we have to start at the beginning of our nightmare to right the wrongs. Everything else will fall into the place after the initial injustice is addressed. They must all go on trial. It seems like a big task but we have to do it.
[A great way to remove those evil conservatives from the Supreme Court. Just jail them for treason.]
Prosecute every Repug in sight for war crimes
[And the prosecution should be EASY. They are all GUILTY.]
-Scrapping of all Diebold electronic voting machines. They should be replaced by more primitive, and thus hacker-proof, methods of voting. A permanent marker and a piece of paper should be just fine.
[Yeah, after screaming for the installation of electronic voting machines we need to go back to the old paper ballots that we got so worked up about in 2000. Makes sense to me... I think.]
I want him to arrest every member of the Bush Administration! Sent them to Guantanamo!!!!
[You make my heart flutter my little Jacobin! And there will be plenty of room in Guantanamo once we set all the innocent Al Qaeda FREE!!!]
Prosecute the neo-conservative traitors.
[That sounds so much better than saying, “Prosecute joo-know-hoo.”]
Yes, they should be brought to justice. I think it's important. We won't heal well until that happens.
[Only after all conservatives are jailed or executed can the healing process begin.]
"Federal Marshal! Arrest Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney immediately." If Bushocchio has issued pardons, send them to the Hague to stand trial for war crimes.
[And we all know the Hague is a higher court of authority than any in the USA.]
bring back the fairness doctrine and put an end to lying cable news show
[Arrest Sean Hannity! Jail Rush Limbaugh! Scrap the First Amendment! YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!]
Repeal the Patriot Act
[And begin negotiatons with Al-Qaeda.]
Seriously, I find it treasonous that the country and ruling family of Sauds with the most connections to 9/11, including personnel, finances and logistics, is being coddled and protected because of close family ties with Bush family.
[And arrest Richard Clarke for flying the Saudis out of the country right after 9-11. Oh wait! Isn’t Clarke on OUR side?]
Raise taxes on everyone. Only giving tax breaks to those of us who qualify by by doing what he wants us to do.
[I am saying right to your face that I WILL NOT raise taxes….Until I am elected President.]
appoint an independent counsel to investigate talk radio
[Great idea. That way it will make it seem more official when we arrest Rush Limbaugh.]
Investigate this cabal! EVERY ONE of them. He's already said that his first priority will be a health care bill, but investigating these treasonous bastards should be second and investigating the media should be #3...IMCPO.
[Yes. Prepare the jail cells for Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Sinclair Broadcasting, FOX news, and anybody else who violated their First Amendment rights by daring to criticize Progressives in any way.]
PING!
It'll be great fun to read their new fantasies when GWB wins.
Revoluitonary Justice? Are these people taking a page out of Das Kapital or the Communist Manifesto?
Das DUmmiefesto.
< implied>Yeah, that'll teach 'em! Oh, wait.... that means ME TOO!!!!< /implied>
What a maroon!
Good work PJ.
The depths of mental illness into which they have sunk is pretty amazing, aint it ? They would all feel right at home in Orwell's 1984. Or better yet and more appropriately the world of Equilibrium.
I can't wait to see the suicidal tendencies when they start talking about the new polls and Dubyas 54% approval rating. I know. I'm deliciously sadistic.
Now you know why I want to alert the GENERAL PUBLIC about the Left via a DUmmie FUnnies book. Since I would include lots of comix stories and illustrations to accompany the text it would be a FUN read. But, most importantly, it would inform the public about the TRUE FACE of the LEFT.
*chuckle*
Best part is that they scream that WE'RE the fascists, and don't see the irony of their statements.
They're in complete denial of what they are.
"Only giving tax breaks to those of us who qualify by by doing what he wants us to do"
What does this mean? Marching in the Mayday parade, bending over for an anal exam, turning in all your property to HIM, the new ruler of the Universe?
I am sure they will stand in line to give him a Lewinsky.
Really. They are desperately and chronically ill.
Hey DUmmies, on November 3, after Bush is reelected in a landslide, please do the following:
Miss****** (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-15-04 11:49 AM
Original message:
Where can I find a sugar-daddy?
I have decided that I want to spend the rest of my life sleeping until 10 a.m., eating leisurely breakfasts, a good workout, shopping, weekly massages, facials and manicures, living in a nice house where I can entertain friends from time to time, and not have to worry about money.
Isn't there someone out there who will take care of all that for me in exchange for sex a couple of times per week?
Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war..
It's called PROJECTION.
Marxism 101
Totalatariam regimes throughout history have used it religiously.
Project your behavior, beliefs and ideologies onto your opponent by being the first accuser.
The response will always seem trite and defensive.
Democrat handbook, page one: Always accuse your opponent of your own actions to divert attention from your own actions.
Communist handbook, page one: Always accuse your opponent of...
*chuckle*
LOL
raise taxes on everyone, except those who agree and do as Kerry says? LOL thats a classic!! All time stupidity there!!!
They're fascists.
I will enjoy their collective nervous breakdown when Bush is triumphant.
Regards, Ivan
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