Posted on 10/11/2004 4:39:49 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It looks like the DUmmie FUnnies is already starting to have a big impact in DUmmie Land. As proof, I present this DUmmie THREAD with a RECORD number of replies deleted by the moderator. Apparently the powers that be in DUmmie Land know that the more absurd and hate-filled replies stand a good chance to be held up to the light for public scorn and mockery. In this case the DUmmie discussion was about the rumor that the visage of Ronald Reagan might soon be appearing on the dollar bill. The hate spewing forth from the DUmmies in the uncensored portions of the thread is bilious enough so one can only imagine what the moderator deemed unfit for public consumption. As usual, the anti-Reagan rantings of the DUmmies are presented in Bolshevik Red while the incisive commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:
My prediction? Bush knows he's going to lose, and is going to make sure that he takes advantage of the one shot he's going to get to honor the patron saint of the Frothing Right. The Reagan $10.00 bill is dying in Congress, which could very well be completely Democratic-controlled by this time next year. The Reagan dime effort has also died. The last way that a change can be done is an order from the Treasury Secretary.
[My prediction? Kerry is going to lose and you and your fellow DUmmies will be leaping off the Chickie Run cliff in Malibu. Say hello to Buzz on your way down.]
If they can put that senile grey asshole on a $10 bill I want Clinton on the $20 Bill.
[That’s appropriate. $20 is the going rate for a Monica.]
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[The new message board rule states that any message that could end up being mocked or scorned in the DUmmie Funnies is subject to being removed.]
"May I have two $5 bills instead? I don't accept fascists on my money." Otherwise, I'll put a big red & black swastika on every one I get.
[Sorry. I’m out of fives. Please take four $3 bills instead and keep the change.]
I will REFUSE any $10 bills with Reagan's mug on it! I will ask for 2 fives or 10 ones in lieu of the NaziRepublican's $10 bill! Shit, I'll even take coins instead!
[That’s fine. Here are 10 Susan B. Anthony dollar coins. Since they are almost the same size as quarters, you most likely will confuse it with that coin in the future and lose several dollars as a result.]
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[Redundancy can be quite catchy as well as contagious.]
I wouldn't have a problem with frankenstein on the 10 bill. Reagan I do have a problem with.
[Frankenstein on a $10 bill? You mean there is a move afoot to place Kerry’s face on that bill?]
I will never have that bill in my possession. I will never accept one as change either.
[Fortunately your welfare payment is in the form of a check, not cash.]
The Treasury issued a press release last week confirming that the 10 is a getting a color change, but also confirmed there are no plans to put Reagan on it. You heard the ZOMBY TROOF here first, and not one tinfoiler has ever been right going up against me.
[But without the MANY DUmmie tinfoiler theories, where would the DUmmie FUnnies get its material?]
If St Ronnie the Racist shows up on any bill I own, I'll have a great time defacing it for the shear injoyment of telling the truth about him.
[Be sure to write: “Ronald Reagan destroyed modern liberalism so they ended up being a bunch of bitter, nutty DUmmies.”]
It has to be the 20 dollar bill for the Gipper. It would piss off the liebrals everytime they go to the ATM.
I hear the DUmmies are lobbying to put little Ronny Reagan Jr on the dollar coin.
I will NEVER accept a $10 bill again, if this becomes true.
And I will LOUDLY state my reasons for doing so.
I will not accept something that honors a piece of excrement and a criminal.
On edit:
But it WOULD be fun to get a chance to "improve" on the design with a few choice comments that would circulate in some repuke's wallet and make him look at it all the time!
Such a delima!
These people are nuts.
Is that REALLY one of the posting rules? If so, my friend, you have made the big time... LOL (Did you ever find out how that one poster knew he would be #96 on the ping list?)
NO. I think I'll Freepmail him on how he did it because right now I have to count the names the old-fashioned way.
I sat down with my 2nd cup of coffee to take a much needed cleaning break, and now due to your ever so hilarious DUF's I now yet again must clean my screen!
Might I suggest putting Regan on the$100 bill, as then the DUmmies would not ever have to worry about seeing it ;)
OOP spell check missed Regan=Reagan
Please tell me that is a troll... You have to be beyond brain-dead to think Dems'll completely control Congress. Skinner needs to start a DUmmie tutorial.
Methinks that the record number of messages deleted by the DUmmie moderator means that the DUmmie FUnnies are having a definite impact over at that site. Check the THREAD for yourself to see the large number of deletions. Yes, DUmmies, we control your agenda.
I love it --- you OWN DU!! May I recommend
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Please ping me to your list!
I hope they're not on to you...because that will seriously curtail our hysterics. Even with a stomach bug that had me bent over double most of the day, you got me laughing till I cried. Thanks!
"Wonder if I should get a Remington 700 in .338 Ultra Mag..."
If you're not sure about buying a gun- don't. Owning a gun- or a sword or a bow- is an awesome responsibility, and not to be taken lightly.
But if you intend to exercise your second amendment rights, today is preferable to tomorrow. I prefer a semiauto shotgun for home defense, with a tomahawk as a last ditch weapon. My girls can shoot, too, if it comes down to it.
Let's pray it never does.
No DUmmies FUnnies today due to tonight's debate. Most discussions will be about the latter. However, I am planning to put up a WHOLE BUNCH of DUmmie FUnnies on Election Day and the day after. Hopefully the FR won't get overloaded and the DUmmie don't melt down too soon. There should be a lot of material for those two days.
Ping me -- if I could make this stuff up I'd be writing for Leno.
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