LOL! "Kerry Will Cheat, But Bush Will PWN!"

Pastabagel.com ^ | september 30, 2004 | Pastabagel

[Without Barbarians]

LOL!!!! funny ->

Time-limits. Buzzers. Designated movement zones. The infield fly rule. Tonight’s debate is governed by 30 pages of rules that have been fought over for months but will be broken in less time than it takes to say “two-point conversion".

By now you have heard the stories about the thirty-page debate rules and the nearly endless arguments between Republicans and Democrats over who can move where, ask questions when, flip whom what, etc.

We’ve also learned that the time constraints are going to be strictly enforced this time. The rules give the candidates a warning light, an out-of-time light, and even an audible buzzer when the candidate goes over. I think the rules also include a shot clock and a five-yard penalty for excessive demonstration behind the podium....

We all know kerry's going to break the rules and ask bush direct questions tonight, don't we?

[austinaero]

Comrade Kerry's questions will be along the lines of "and I challenge the President to say......." blah, blah, blah

Whatever, W is way too smart for all that.

[areafiftyone]

WE ALL KNOW WHAT KERRY IS GOING TO DO TO BUSH TONIGHT DON'T WE?

[sinkspur]

Is "PWN" code for something or just dyslexia?

[Chummy]

"...the time constraints are going to be strictly enforced this time."

With Kerry flip-flopping on every issue, will he get twice as much (or more) time to state each of his views?

[glbcpajd]

I predicted over a week ago that Kerry would break the rules on the debate because he lacks the character to do that which he promises to do.

I expect he will do a lot more rule breaking than any of us may expect. Cheating on what he agreed to do, is his only chance of winning the election, and to Kerry and the democraps the end always justifies the means.

Making a statement "I challenge the president to answers..." isn't breaking the rules. Kerry will break the rules outright. They have already started to try and break the rules regarding the time limits and warning lights and the debate hasn't even started.

Kerry has no character, and doing what one says they will do is meaningless to this empty shell of a gigolo.

Gary

[Shryke]

It's dudespeak (l33tsp34k?) for OWN. As in, GWB will "own" JFK.

[landman7]

If the temperature on stage is a normal 72 degrees, the Moron will sweat all that orange dye all over the place.

[EggsAckley]

flip whom what

LOL! Now, THAT'S funny!

[The_Victor]

Great, now I'm gonna have to hang out at this thread until I find out what PWN means....

*sigh*

[Without Barbarians]

PWNED:

verb, past tense. to pwn. to defeat and humiliate an opponent despite their best efforts; to snatch victory from an opponent's grasp.

Etymology: First person shooter video games (see counterstrike, quake 3 arena, et al.

See also "owned", "pwn3d", "0wn3d"

For example:

Mary was moments from scoring the winning point in deathmatch, with 1 second left on the clock, when Mikey appeared from behind the pillar and shot her point blank in the face with the rocket launcher. "PWN!" Mikey gloated. "you got pwn3d!"