Kerry Tries To Milk Dairy Farmers

Captains Quarters ^ | September 28, 2004 | Captain Ed

[CT CONSERVATIVE]

Seldom has a presidential campaign seen such bald-faced pandering as John Kerry demonstrated yesterday in Spring Green, Wisconsin. With a polling deficit nearing double digits in a state Al Gore carried last election, Kerry tried stemming the bleeding by sucking up to Wisconsin's dairy farmers. Long a supporter of the Northeastern Dairy Compact that put the screws to Midwestern producers, Kerry told the Spring Green farmers that he now has seen the light:

[Phantom Lord]

I was against you before I was for you.

[CT CONSERVATIVE]

ROFLMAO

[IamJustright]

This Bush guy must have a lot of secret plans. I'm glad they Kerry's are watching out for us.

[CT CONSERVATIVE]

You said it! These Bush people are downright tools of the common Midwest folk...Its horrible a man of JFK's staure has to stoop in the manure just to ge elected.. next thing you know Teddy will have to do a foto-op milking cows instead of votes

[reagan_fanatic]

What a great title.

[SunkenCiv]

Let's see... Kerry began his campaign speech with "reporting for duty" which reminded everyone of his backstabbing of his fellow veterans. Then he complained about the nonexistent connection between the Swifties and the Bush campaign, after having directed proxy 527 orgs for a year or more. Now he's reminding everyone in Wisconsin of his misconduct toward them. I'm pretty sure Kerry doesn't want to be president, or wants to be able to point to low expectations toward him if he happens to pull it out. Speaking of pulling it out, I doubt that he's ever pulled it out. Craniorectosis ping.

George W. Bush will be reelected by a margin of at least ten per cent