Bahahaahaaa!!!
PING to a decently good joke for your Monday!
Hey hey hey! Very Good!
Humor break for you - prayer warriors!!! God bless our seniors!!!
"WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTING. "
Apparently, making posts with CAPS-LOCK on is one of the things they do.
Something to tickle your funny bone! :-)
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When i came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" he ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So i called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more i abused him the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had an "elect john kerry" bumper sticker on it.
I try to have a little fun each day now that i'm retired.
It's important at our age.
to get rid of caps quickly; open message, hit ctrl+a to hilight it all and ctrl+c to copy. then paste it into a blank word document (open word, hit ctrl+v)
Then hit ctrl+a again to highlight the entire text. Then hit Shift+F3 (once will change it to all lower case; hit it a second time to change it to sentence case - like above - and a 3rd time will make it all caps)
just an fyi,
Ladies, how to spend your Friday nights...
ha haaaaaaa
ROFL!!!
I copied it into microsoft word and then changed the case to sentence. Only a few corrections from there and it looked great.
Great message -- just passed it on to my retired friends.
LOL