LOL! "Waaaaaaaaah!!!! I shot myself in the foot, and that mean ol' pwesident didn't twy to stop me!"
Josh, never play poker with Dubya - he'll take the shirt off your back and make you think you got the better part of the deal!
Black Rock is the nickname of the CBS Headquarters building in NY.
The Black Rock Hillbillies
to the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett
(theme song to The Beverly Hillbillies)
Here's a story about a man named Dan
His C-B.S. show love a juicy scam
One day, while hunting for some news
He got a fax, and, boy, was it crude...
Oily story. Black mail. Texas B...S.
Next thing you know, he puts it on the air
A pack of lies, turns into his worst nightmare
And his experts said, "We are far from sure."
And Dan replied, "That never stopped me before!"
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Dan and his career
As he stares at the coming headlights, like a frightened deer
But you all are invited back to his principality
To have a heapin helpin' of Dan's malarky
See B.S., that is. Set a spell, Take the Emperor's clothes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?.
LOL!!! That's what I'd call a right nice Texas clean & jerk!