Posted on 09/09/2004 6:48:23 PM PDT by doug from upland
Edited on 09/09/2004 8:17:27 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Someone came to see the biased anchor man...he's the one who always hated Bush
He told Dan that he had certain documents...he could rely on them and go kick George's tush
Forgery, forgery...oh, my goodness...it is all a forgery
Frequency, frequency...oh, my goodness...Kenneth, what's the frequency
Rather couldn't wait to be exposing them...he was even drooling down his shirt
Like Mel Reynolds he thought it was Lotto time...and he would nail the President with all the dirt
Forgery, forgery...oh, my goodness...it is all a forgery
Frequency, frequency...oh, my goodness...Kenneth, what's the frequency
It really is about time Dan quit...ah ha...(la la la la la la la la la la la)
This time he really has stepped in it...I'm sure he'll be welcomed in Cuba
60 MINUTES showed it very happily...they thought they had really pulled a coup
Back in Chappaqua there's someone smiling big...please raise your hand if you think that you might know who
Forgery, forgery...oh, my goodness...it is all a forgery
Frequency, frequency...oh, my goodness...Kenneth, what's the frequency
It really is about time Dan quit...ah ha...(la la la la la la la la la la la)
This time he really has stepped in it...I'm sure he'll be welcomed in Cuba
Senator Tom Harkin shot his mouth off and...is there any place that he can hide
In the underground of rodents they are sad...there's not a single one of them who hasn't cried
Forgery, forgery...oh, my goodness...it is all a forgery
Frequency, frequency...oh, my goodness...Kenneth, what's the frequency
Hear poor TaRAYza scream -- four years of hell for me!
Paper Falsehoods (sung to tune of Paper Roses by Marie Osmond)
I realize the ways Dan's lies deceived me
with tender looks that I mistook for truth
So take away the forgeries you gave me
the FReepers found lies and now have the proof.
Paper Falsehoods, Paper Falsehoods,
oh, how real those Falsehoods seemed to Rather.
But they're only, Imitation,
like his imitation news that's blather.
Dan thought that this would be a perfect story.
It seemed so full of promise at the start.
But like a big red rose that's made of paper,
there isn't any truth; its just Windows art.
Paper Falsehoods, Paper Falsehoods,
oh, how real those Falsehoods seemed to Rather.
But they're only, Imitation,
like his propaganda that's just blather.
Good graphic. I don't know how many people were going to get the Mel Reynolds reference. When he got out of prison, Jesse Jackson gave him a job.
Hey Doug, will you do all of us a favor?
E-mail Hugh Hewitt, and let him know that this is a Free Republic story. He went over the top tonight on Powerlineblog "owning" it, and as much as I like John, Scott and the rest, this story was spoon fed to them by Freepers.
You've got the standing to set him straight.
He needs to be set straight.
Send him http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1210516/posts?page=107#107 and http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1210702/posts and let him know Freepers were breaking down the forgery 10 hours before the Powerline guys awoke.
We're not just the place Jerry Corsi shows poor judgement.
Terrific!!!
We needed this...thanks Doug!
I'm on my 3rd replay! You do know when this song came out don't you?
One of your best, Doug! Peppy little number;)
Well, I remember it as probably the mid '70s. Is there some significance to that?
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