ATTN: AL BUNDY,
Compliments of the day and good afternoon. How are you? I hope all is okay? I am very worried why I have not heard from you since your last mail on Monday 23rd August 2004, stating that you will get back to me on Tuesday last week. I want to know what exactly is happening as we don’t have much time. Could you please reply this mail as soon as possible as to enable me know the position of things.
Best regards,
DR. FRANK.
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Dear Dr. Frankenstein,
The position of things is that the boss of our organization has gone on vacation with his goombata. He is trying to duck a subpeona. I cannot get the ok untill he gets back. He has left me in charge of the organization, but I cannot authorize any funds untill he comes back from his meeting in Appalachin.
Thanks,
Al Bundy
For those who dont know anything about Mafia history:
Joseph Barbara, a wealthy gangster operating in New York, owned the Apalachin, NY, estate that was the site of 1957's Mafia convention. Police raided the gathering, arresting most of those present (a large minority of Mafiosi managed to escape through the woods surrounding the Barbara estate). Barbara came to the United States from his native Sicily in 1920. In the post-Prohibition years, he gained control of the beer/soft drink distribution in the Binghamton, NY, region. At the time of the 1957 conference, Barbara had a severe heart condition that prevented him from traveling. It is believed that Vito Genovese, who had stepped on many toes with recent attacks against Frank Costello (unsuccessful), Frank Scalise (successful) and Albert Anastasia (successful), required Barbara's skills as a mediator and so decided that the hastily called convention would be held at Barbara's residence. After they were apprehended, many of the 60-plus Mafiosi told authorities that they were at Barbara's home to look in on him after his recent heart attack.
http://www.onewal.com/maf-whob.html
So you can see where I'm going with this.....