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1 posted on 07/20/2004 12:26:14 PM PDT by nuconvert
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Must be how Monicas lips got inside of Greasy Willies pants.


2 posted on 07/20/2004 12:28:11 PM PDT by cripplecreek (John kerry is unbalanced)
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(F) It all dpends on what the meaning of 'document' is. And besides, if you wear your socks inside-out, then it's not really 'in' your sock, it's outside your sock. And Sandy Berger is sloppy, so he always wears hem inside out.


3 posted on 07/20/2004 12:29:39 PM PDT by Right Wing Professor (John Edwards: Qualifications? we don' need no steenkin' qualifications!)
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Well, there was that one....um, two....well, maybe three times in the adult bookstore.


4 posted on 07/20/2004 12:30:46 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedy family legacy - can't skipper a boat, can't fly, can't drive, can't ski)
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How about 5 times!
5 posted on 07/20/2004 12:32:41 PM PDT by hope ( Let no man deceive you!)
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F) I remember finding a single sock in some documents from my college days. A little fuzzy on how that came about.


6 posted on 07/20/2004 12:32:45 PM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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E) It's a strange habit of mine. Pay no attention.

Strangely enough, it IS an odd habit of mine.

And, yes, please do not pay attention to us poor souls afflicted with this rare, compulsive and totally inane condition.

Especially when we're perusing classified or secret documents in a secure viewing room which I can get clearance to enter because I am so ashamed of this manic condition, I lie about it every time I'm asked or the question comes up on an application or background check fact sheet.
Sheesh, leave me and Sandy alone! We're sick. We must get treatment, not be punished. And the guvmint should provide us with the necessary means, doctors and cash stipend until we're totally cured....

Or we do it again.

7 posted on 07/20/2004 12:38:23 PM PDT by woofer
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"And Mister Berger.. just HOW did these documents get into your socks?"
'Umm.. my socks? They slipped.'


8 posted on 07/20/2004 12:41:35 PM PDT by Darksheare (Show compassion, club a baby troll today!)
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You're going to stick that WHERE?!?

9 posted on 07/20/2004 12:44:09 PM PDT by bondjamesbond (Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown)
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I'm packin a filing cabinet in my briefs.


13 posted on 07/20/2004 2:15:37 PM PDT by RunningJoke
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Funny. That is funny. LOL!


14 posted on 07/20/2004 4:28:44 PM PDT by no dems (I obey whatever the voices in my wife's head tell me to do.)
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Document nabbing sock monkey


15 posted on 07/20/2004 6:51:29 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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