Posted on 07/20/2004 12:26:13 PM PDT by nuconvert
Poll Question : How many times have you inadvertently, sloppily, absent-mindedly, carelessly, put a Classified document in your SOCKS??
A) HuH?
B) Say What?
C) Once
D) Twice
E) It's a strange habit of mine. Pay no attention.
Must be how Monicas lips got inside of Greasy Willies pants.
(F) It all dpends on what the meaning of 'document' is. And besides, if you wear your socks inside-out, then it's not really 'in' your sock, it's outside your sock. And Sandy Berger is sloppy, so he always wears hem inside out.
Well, there was that one....um, two....well, maybe three times in the adult bookstore.
F) I remember finding a single sock in some documents from my college days. A little fuzzy on how that came about.
Strangely enough, it IS an odd habit of mine.
And, yes, please do not pay attention to us poor souls afflicted with this rare, compulsive and totally inane condition.
Especially when we're perusing classified or secret documents in a secure viewing room which I can get clearance to enter because I am so ashamed of this manic condition, I lie about it every time I'm asked or the question comes up on an application or background check fact sheet.
Sheesh, leave me and Sandy alone! We're sick. We must get treatment, not be punished. And the guvmint should provide us with the necessary means, doctors and cash stipend until we're totally cured....
Or we do it again.
"And Mister Berger.. just HOW did these documents get into your socks?"
'Umm.. my socks? They slipped.'
You're going to stick that WHERE?!?
I think Katie will buy that...............
Lol
Katie will buy anything as long as it puts Kerry in the White House; and that's what passes for a journalist these days.
Time to go soak my head in aspirin.
I'm packin a filing cabinet in my briefs.
Funny. That is funny. LOL!
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