Democratic Convention Schedule and Program

Links Corner Webboard ^ | 05/01/04 | Dazedcat (thanks to ArnydGreat)

[Dazedcat]

'04 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION - OFFICIAL PROGRAM

6:00P - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony.

6:00P - Opening Secular Prayers (Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton)

6:30P - Anti-War Concert (Barbra Streisand)

6:40P - Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast.

7:00P - Tribute Theme to France.

7:10P - Collect Offering for al-Zawahri Defense Fund.

7:25P - Tribute Theme to Germany.

7:45P - Anti-War Rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25P - Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast.

8:30P - Terrorist Appeasement Workshop.

9:00P - Gay Marriage Ceremony (Male & Female couples)

9:30P - Intermission

10:00P - Posting Of The Iraqi Colors (Sean Penn & Tim Robbins)

10:10P - Re-enactment of Kerry's Fake Medal Toss.

10:20P - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30P - Abortion Demonstration (NARAL)

10:40P - Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast.

10:50P - Pledge Of Allegiance To The UN.

11:00P - Multiple Gay Marriage Ceremony (Threesomes, Mixed & Same Sex).

11:15P - Maximizing Welfare Workshop.

11:30P - 'Free Saddam' Pep Rally.

11:59P - Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast.

12:00P - "Surprise" Nomination Of Democratic Candidate

[Dazedcat]

Taken from one of my favorite sports gaming web boards.

[Coleus]

They forgot to Boo the Boy Scouts during the flag ceremony.