[TomServo]

I'll probably become so emotionally damaged by the experience that I'll dress up in a cowboy outfit and hit the closest 7-11 for a Twinkie fix.

Awwwwwww...Damn!, Man!!

[CWOJackson]

It beats standing outside Ann Coulter's place with night vision goggles.

"Where are all those Twinkie wrappers in the bushes coming from every morning?"