VANITY: The "Truth" about JimRob and Free Republic according to BADJOE

LibertyPost.org | 10/10/03 | BADJOE (Slightly revised by JimRob)

[Jim Robinson]

Dear Free Republic Friends,

My old friend and brother-in-arms BADJOE has promised to warm the cockles of our hearts by publishing an expose (the truth about JimRob and Free Republic according to Joe) on the 18th of this month, which represents the one year anniversary of the date he last posted to FreeRepublic.com and started up with LibertyPost.org.

So, as I believe that only the truth can set you free, and based upon the stratergery of pre-emptive strike, I have a confession to make (before BADJOE makes it public):

I have poisoned the well.

By my sly innuendos behind the scenes.

By my intellectual ineptitude.

By not trusting those that brung me to the dance to bring me home.

By my biting every hand that fed me.

By my arrogance that causes me to think I did it all by myself.

By my stubborness not because of principle, but because of my lack of ability to see what is transpiring.

Evidenced by:

One would think that with half again as many Freepers. with a recovering economy, It would take a great deal less time to raise the necessary funds.

By this time in the June 2002 effort with a goal of $70,000 we had raised $73,000. Not because of who did the fundraising, but because the sense of purpose, of family, of comaraderie, was still present.

BADJOE rang the warning bell, but none heard.

Conclusion:

It is a sad day.

For what was once a great hope, a means of bringing together those who are willing to pay dearly in blood, sweat, and money to save this country, we all love, has been reduced to an asterisk.

So sayeth BADJOE as he promises to publish all this and much more on the 18th. He's been feverishly working on this "project" for one full year. In addition to the "truth about JimRob" BADJOE intends to further betray our trust placed in him by revealing the names of our moderators. And who knows what else?

I can hardly wait.

Is it the 18th yet? Tick, tock.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I think it's going to go on all week, too. : ) Then we'll hit the 18th, and well...we all know what happens on the 18th.

[TomServo]

Everyone knows I'm really UncleDaddy.

Geesh, I wish you hadn't said that, Jim. Flashbacks to a Particularly bad/gross/disgusting film I happened to see once. The movie was named, "Whitetrash".

[strela]

Yeah, I was thinking that, too. "He sounds JUST like Jesus!"

Yup, "shut yer piehole" is a phrase that EVERY Godstruck young rabbi knows by heart. (At least those in Mississippi and parts of Alabama).

[Chad Fairbanks]

That's actually an interesting comparison. And very accurate, too, I'm guessing LOL

[Jim Robinson]

Oops. I'll get to cracking right away sir. Yes, sir.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

That is why I don't read The Living Bible. I just can't picture Jesus saying something like, "Good stuff!"

[Poohbah]

Laura Bush calling on line two...are you available, or are you in conference with Richard Perle, Donald Rumsfeld, and Paul Wolfowitz, plotting the next phase of the American imperial conquest?

[#3Fan]

Well, actually as long as you and I are not talking about She Who Shall Not Be Named, we get along just peachy :0)

Yeah, there are two subjects unique to this year that divide people into camps that never existed before.

[strela]

You know, the Crevo flame wars actually kind of remind me of some of the theories regarding how a nuclear (or nuke-u-leer) war would be fought--namely, with the two superpowers quickly losing control of their arsenals and kind of flailing away like enraged chickens with their heards cut off.

"Cut off the head of the Soviet chicken!"
Rip Torn as Fargo, "By Dawn's Early Light"

[MEG33]

Is it time to post my message?

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[bicycle thug]

"I never stop telling the truth."

Not to mention that it is beyond all of many's comprehension why you nail yourself to your own cross and claim it is someone doing something to you instead. I would really have to agree fully with JimRob that you are the one doing self inflicted wounds of retoric. To yourself, and your creationist point of view.

Now, your rules as explained by your above quote are simply that you "tell the truth," and all else contradicting that be damned. So. Why pretend you want to discuss anything when you obviously don't want to at all.

Why don't you post a website with your "truths" well away from the slings and arrows of outragious fortune that is the give and take between posters in a forum?

Yeesh, reading your posts is much like trying to consume a sticky bun with no napkin. It's all discomfort and messiness.

I feel sorry for you, but your lament is your doing. Good luck in your search for meaning and happiness in life.

Mean it.

[Chad Fairbanks]

I think I had something like that in Vacation Bible School when I was 4 or 5... Except, they were trying to make Jesus seem hip, so he was wearing sunglasses, smoking a cigarette and was saying stuff like "Cool, Daddy-O"...

Kinda weirded me out...

[Chad Fairbanks]

Yeah, but we'll get through it - I hope.

[Chad Fairbanks]

LOL... Flamewars? Heck, that's the Sounds of Freedom... ;0)

[Poohbah]

"Cut off the head of the Soviet chicken!"

"We got Alice in one plane and the mad hatter in another."

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Fargo: Hell, most Soviet bombers are so old they still use propellers. The Minnesota Air National Guard could probably knock them down.

Harpoon: Well, do you want to get on the phone and order them into the air, Colonel, because every transistor in Minnesota is BURNED OUT!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

"Karl Rove Made Me Do It" should be the A/M's tag. Or maybe "Tool of the RNC".

[AndrewC]

with their heards cut off...

Oooh, I bet that smarts!!

[Jim Robinson]

Got Gorby holding on line 2 (the bombing starts in five minutes).

[TomServo]

But he (Chad) did once confide in me that he thought he could've beat Dale in a go-cart.

[#3Fan]

Way cool. I'll stand away while you two carry on..

If I didn't know any better, I'd think it was Christmas.