VANITY: The "Truth" about JimRob and Free Republic according to BADJOE

LibertyPost.org | 10/10/03 | BADJOE (Slightly revised by JimRob)

[Jim Robinson]

Dear Free Republic Friends,

My old friend and brother-in-arms BADJOE has promised to warm the cockles of our hearts by publishing an expose (the truth about JimRob and Free Republic according to Joe) on the 18th of this month, which represents the one year anniversary of the date he last posted to FreeRepublic.com and started up with LibertyPost.org.

So, as I believe that only the truth can set you free, and based upon the stratergery of pre-emptive strike, I have a confession to make (before BADJOE makes it public):

I have poisoned the well.

By my sly innuendos behind the scenes.

By my intellectual ineptitude.

By not trusting those that brung me to the dance to bring me home.

By my biting every hand that fed me.

By my arrogance that causes me to think I did it all by myself.

By my stubborness not because of principle, but because of my lack of ability to see what is transpiring.

Evidenced by:

One would think that with half again as many Freepers. with a recovering economy, It would take a great deal less time to raise the necessary funds.

By this time in the June 2002 effort with a goal of $70,000 we had raised $73,000. Not because of who did the fundraising, but because the sense of purpose, of family, of comaraderie, was still present.

BADJOE rang the warning bell, but none heard.

Conclusion:

It is a sad day.

For what was once a great hope, a means of bringing together those who are willing to pay dearly in blood, sweat, and money to save this country, we all love, has been reduced to an asterisk.

So sayeth BADJOE as he promises to publish all this and much more on the 18th. He's been feverishly working on this "project" for one full year. In addition to the "truth about JimRob" BADJOE intends to further betray our trust placed in him by revealing the names of our moderators. And who knows what else?

I can hardly wait.

Is it the 18th yet? Tick, tock.

[Scenic Sounds]

Ustedes está intentando hacerme loco.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, didn't you know? Not only is Howlin to blame for every person being banned from FR, she also is responsible for every calamity that has befallen us since the Fall of Man (there's no evidence that she was responsible for THAT, but they are a workin' on it)

;0)

[Alamo-Girl]

A beautiful post, tpaine! Thank you! This happens to be right at the core of the discussion over on What is Man? You might want to take a look-see and put your comments into the mix.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Yeah, I'll bet. LOL

[Chad Fairbanks]

Pssst! Look - Jessica Lynch is naked over THERE...

[f.Christian]

Some people never had a reality - check - peep ...

they should get another opinion (( beside their own - cult friends )) !

oj blood evidence science (( clintonesqe ))... keep golfing - self scoring --- all your balls are hole in ones - aces !

[Cathryn Crawford]

Me pensé tenía ya.

[#3Fan]

Pssst! Look - Jessica Lynch is naked over THERE...

What's the matter Chad, you can't discuss anything intelligently?

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Hmmmmm...can you do it in a minor key? Can it be like a medieval-sounding thing?

[dogbyte12]

Pssst! Look - Jessica Lynch is naked over THERE...

What? No links? ;)

Seriously though. Whoever sold those pictures is a real sleazebag.

[Howlin]

Actually, I don't think you qualify; evidently that group has real issues with "women folk."

[balrog666]

Your hypocrisy and dishonesty can no longer go unresponded to:

This is unseemly. Please apologize to Alamo-Girl and the rest of the readers of this thread.

[Chad Fairbanks]

¿Cuántos lame toma para conseguir al centro de un "estallido de Tootsie"?

[Scott from the Left Coast]

So, like, maybe if I get myself banned, then go over there and open an account with the name "Scott from the Left Coast Sux" (so I can blame myself for getting myself banned). That'd work.

And I'd get some fame out of it and not be a nobody anymore? Or would I still be a nobody, just a pathetic one?

[Chad Fairbanks]

I agree.

[Howlin]

Oh, please do NOT feed the trolls!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

ROTFL

[Chad Fairbanks]

THe latter, not the former.

;0)

[Tribune7]

I miss Meg.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Hee hee hee ;0)