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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: Virginia-American; Physicist
I like that. thanks! BTW, I have a turn of the century microscope on my mantle. It is sitting next to a 13th edition of the Handbook of Chemistry and Physics. (1928) Cover price 5 dollars, student price 2.50$ :-)
2,481 posted on 08/11/2003 9:34:07 PM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: Condorman
Have you tested every child to prove that each of the parents contributed exactly one half of the genetic makeup for the child in that particular case?

I have not, but scientists have been doing just that in numerous ways and have so proven it. What alternative do you have anyway? That God creates some new genes for each person? I'd agree to that one.

BTW - the question is not why I believe the above, the question is whether it has been scientifically proven or not. The discussion arose on whether science proves anything. I would say that you have not denied the examples so you must agree that they have been proven. Oh and BTW - the above has been OBSERVED and TESTED in dozens if not hundreds of different ways.

2,482 posted on 08/11/2003 10:01:47 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: RadioAstronomer
I think you missed what I was trying to describe. I can use anything as my frame of reference and calculate the motions of all the other bodies to that frame. I certainly am not suggesting the Earth is not "falling" around the sun, however, in certain reference frames the Earth is fixed intead of the sun.

I think I understood what you meant - that using a certain frame of reference such an argument can be made. I think perhaps you did not understand my argument that nowadays we have more than one frame of reference for testing the theory and it has been verified that way also.

2,483 posted on 08/11/2003 10:04:49 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: Virginia-American; RadioAstronomer
I once attended a fascinating lecture at the Smithsonian about how the Zeiss planetarium works. Totaly geocentric, and very accurate. Clockwork, only (!) about 200 gears, some are (a bit) elliptical.

I have been to more than one planetarium and I think they all were 'geocentric'. The machinery seems quite interesting too though I have not heard as good an explanation of it. I think they have been around for quite some time, certainly from before computers and it is quite amazing how they do so much.

2,484 posted on 08/11/2003 10:12:34 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: gore3000
Exactly my point. The frame of reference is relative. All are just as valid as any other.

From here:

http://www.nps.gov/flfo/High%20School%20Curiculum/web%20graphics/Intro.htm

"As with all scientific knowledge, a theory can be refined or even replaced by analternative theory in light of new and compelling evidence.

The geocentric theory that the sun revolves around the earth was replaced by the heliocentric theory of the earth's rotation on its axis and revolution around the sun. However, ideas are not referred to as "theories" in science unless they are supported by bodies of evidence that make their subsequent abandonment very unlikely. When a theory is supported by as much evidence as evolution, it is held with a very high degree of confidence.

In science, the word "hypothesis" conveys the tentativeness inherent in the common use of the word "theory.' A hypothesis is a testable statement about the natural world. Through experiment and observation, hypotheses can be supported or rejected. At the earliest level of understanding, hypotheses can be used to construct more complex inferences and explanations. Like "theory," the word "fact" has a different meaning in science than it does in common usage. A scientific fact is an observation that has been confirmed over and over. However, observations are gathered by our senses, which can never be trusted entirely. Observations also can change with better technologies or with better ways of looking at data. For example, it was held as a scientific fact for many years that human cells have 24 pairs of chromosomes, until improved techniques of microscopy revealed that they actually have 23. Ironically, facts in science often are more susceptible to change than theories, which is one reasonwhy the word "fact" is not much used in science.

Finally, "laws" in science are typically descriptions of how the physical world behaves under certain circumstances. For example, the laws of motion describe how objects move when subjected to certain forces. These laws can be very useful in supporting hypotheses and theories, but like all elements of science they can be altered with new information and observations."

2,485 posted on 08/11/2003 10:29:18 PM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: gore3000; Virginia-American
I have been to more than one planetarium and I think they all were 'geocentric'. The machinery seems quite interesting too though I have not heard as good an explanation of it. I think they have been around for quite some time, certainly from before computers and it is quite amazing how they do so much.

I agree! Whoohooo! Those are wonderful machines. It is so cool you like them also. :-)

2,486 posted on 08/11/2003 10:34:09 PM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: gore3000
Okay, then as far as you are concerned that the Earth goes round the sun is proven.

This is exactly the opposite of what I've said. This claim cannot be "proven" because it is a proposition about the natural world. Such propositions cannot, in their nature (because of the limitations of our knowledge) be demonstrated with certainty.

Look at it this way. The claim that "the Earth goes round the sun" is not an atomic and isolated proposition. It is embeded in a mass of theories, laws and conventions: for instance the laws of gravity, theories of optics, and conventions of geomety and of simplicity. To "prove" heliocentrism (establish it with certainty, as necessarily true) you would have to first "prove" all these other things, and to do that you'd have to first "prove" all the theories, laws and conventions that they in turn are dependent on or emeshed with.

What you end up with, then, it you take this notions of certifying the truth of empirically base claims with certainty, is a pointless morass of justifications, indeed a fetish of justificationism. Of course nobody actually does this (and all attempts to create such edifices of certainty, from scholasticism to logical positivism, were failures). What we actually do is adopt theories that are useful, illuminative, and that work for us, and we accept them and use them so long as they work, or until somebody thinks up better ones.

Definitions and semantics are not interesting to me.

This is equivalent (IMHO) to saying, "I doesn't interest me to be understood, or to understand others, and I don't mind wasting by time on confusions and misunderstanding." The point is to understand each other, and what we mean by our words, to avoid merely semantical debates.

2,487 posted on 08/11/2003 11:01:52 PM PDT by Stultis
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To: gore3000
Of course it is. Denying that anything can be proven is even more than the definition of skeptic requires:

skep·tic also scep·tic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (skptk) n.
1. One who instinctively or habitually doubts, questions, or disagrees with assertions or generally accepted conclusions.

It is YOUR intellectual fetish to hold that "generally accepted conclusions" must (or should) be "proven," not mine (or Popper's).

BTW - you cannot say that evolution is a proven fact and also say that nothing can be proven.

But I don't say "that evolution is a proven fact". In fact, in a message addressed to you, #2404, only a few previous to the one you are here responding to, I said the following:

BTW I don't consider evolution to be a "scientific fact," but then neither is heliocentrism.

Nor do I claim that "nothing can be proven". I claim thta propositions about the natural world cannot be "proven" (in the sense of demonstrated with certainty).

I've really tried to be clear on all this, but what am I to do if you reply without reading or comprehending what I've written?

2,488 posted on 08/11/2003 11:14:35 PM PDT by Stultis
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To: RadioAstronomer; gore3000
"As with all scientific knowledge, a theory can be refined or even replaced by analternative theory in light of new and compelling evidence.

I like that, RA. Good find.

The opposing view is given by Dickens' Mr. Thomas Gradgrind:

"Now, what I want is, Facts. Teach these boys and girls nothing but Facts. Facts alone are wanted in life. Plant nothing else, and root out everything else. You can only form the minds of reasoning animals upon Facts: nothing else will ever be of any service to them. This is the principle on which I bring up my own children, and this is the principle on which I bring up these children. Stick to Facts, sir!"

2,489 posted on 08/12/2003 12:23:45 AM PDT by Stultis
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To: gore3000
My point is that science has indeed proven some things with certainty. My two examples which cannot be denied - the Heliocentric theory and the genetic theory have abundant proof behind them.

If you narrow down the scope of any definition you can reach a point where it becomes pointless to argue -- hence the earth revolves around the sun and children get their genes from their parents.

But science seeks quantitative explanations, and Copernicus isn't good enough; Galileo isn't good enough; Kepler isn't good enough; Newton isnt good enough; and Einstein doesn't mesh with QM.

And children don't get all their genes from their parents. Mutations occur, induced by radioactivity and other mechanisms, some of which are poorly understood.

These might be trivial, depending on you need for detail. Electricians don't need QM, but chip designers do. Blue-eyed parents of a brown-eyed child might be curious about the biology of inheritance.

2,490 posted on 08/12/2003 8:11:21 AM PDT by js1138
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To: gore3000; RadioAstronomer
One is that a Geocentric theory requires epicicles, and we know they do not occur.

The orbit of the moon around the earth is an epicycle that does not in fact occur. You can prove this by plotting the motion of the moon from north of the solar system. The notion of orbit is just an artifact of our limited visual imagination.

2,491 posted on 08/12/2003 8:20:36 AM PDT by js1138
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To: Condorman
Have you tested every child to prove that each of the parents contributed exactly one half of the genetic makeup for the child in that particular case? Why not? And yet aren't you demanding the same standard of proof for the theory of evolution?

Not bad.

2,492 posted on 08/12/2003 8:23:18 AM PDT by js1138
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To: gore3000
BTW - the question is not why I believe the above, the question is whether it has been scientifically proven or not. The discussion arose on whether science proves anything. I would say that you have not denied the examples so you must agree that they have been proven. Oh and BTW - the above has been OBSERVED and TESTED in dozens if not hundreds of different ways.

Oh I won't argue that certain results can be shown to have occured, and that those results can be reliably reproduced, but what you appear to refuse to understand is that no matter how many times you reproduce a particular result, the underlying theory has STILL not been proven. The confidence in the theory will increase each time a conforming result is observed. And the expected chance of an anomalous result decreases with each iteration. But proof of a theory is an asymptotic goal.

For any theory, select examples get tested and are found to conform to the expected results. From this sample, the results are generalized to the rest of the world. Because testing every possible combination is simply not possible, science accepts a very small statistical probability that the theory will not apply in all cases. What matters is how useful a theory is to model a specific aspect of the world.

The best one can say of any theory is only that it hasn't been disproven yet.

2,493 posted on 08/12/2003 8:30:09 AM PDT by Condorman
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To: js1138
It is almost surely false that exactly one half of the genetic makeup of a child comes from each parent.
2,494 posted on 08/12/2003 10:28:56 AM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: Doctor Stochastic
It is almost surely false that exactly one half of the genetic makeup of a child comes from each parent.

Women have been getting the last word for a long time.

2,495 posted on 08/12/2003 11:04:47 AM PDT by js1138
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To: Aric2000; ALS; jennyp; Alamo-Girl; PatrickHenry; All
I felt that I needed to spread that freepmail to certain posters, and Vade felt that it was important enough to be shared with everyone. I agree with his assessment, because THAT Freepmail HAD to be discussed in the open.

No it did not. Relying on the posting at the beginning of the thread on the Agreement, I had been under the impression that ALS had nevertheless signed on while refusing to use the troll provision himself. I had not seen his post later on where he made his position perfectly clear. I do not know if you did or not, I am not here to place blame on you or anyone:

no sorry, the agreement I signed on to "did not pass" and I clearly stated I would not support an agreement that sanctioned name calling, as everyone knows.
332 posted on 08/08/2003 7:02 PM PDT by ALS

He indeed had argued long and hard against a provision which would allow insults since he (and I and many others) thought the whole purpose of the agreement was to exactly stop such conduct. He kept to his promise and he announced it publicly. His withdrawal was thus perfectly honorable.

Next he started on the Nazi/Communist attack which he felt he was not bound not to make since he had not agreed to it. Amazingly, the evolutionists who had in part signed on because of the inclusion of that provision, instead of withdrawing from the discussion continued it -until a certain point at which I guess they deemed they were losing the discussion. Then the attacks came upon ALS as before the agreement.

Apparently to win the argument and make ALS look bad, this e-mail was posted. Let's remember one of the reasons I stated why such should not be posted - because it can in no way be verified. Thus if nothing else it breaks something agreed upon which was to substantiate charges against people so they can defend themselves.

Given all that the post looked bad and that's why it was spread around and posted. However, what has not been talked about and why this posting was doubly wrong was the circumstances on which it was sent. There has never been any love lost between you and ALS. I am as certain as that the sun comes out in the morning that the two of you had been goading each other through e-mails for a long time (even though I have not seen any such other than what has been posted here from either side - and do not want to). This e-mail was part of that goading. I know for sure that ALS wanted a proper agreement ending insults and he always insisted this provision was an attempt to break the agreement. The mail was thus to tell you you had lost instead of won, part of the ongoing goading between the two of you. Which brings me back to why e-mails should not be disclosed - being private no defense is possible - which is why it was posted and which is why the posting of private e-mails is inexcusable, should never be done and as far as i understand the agreement it is forbidden under it under the clause that no charges should be made without verification - private e-mail is by its nature unverifiable.

Finally, let me just say this, I decided to post the above for two reasons:
1. think someone's reputation has been unjustly besmirched and I want to do what I can to correct that.
2. I think the above shows quite well why private e-mails should never be posted and their use cannot be excused.

And while all can disagree as to the above being my motive, that is indeed my motive and I post it as an object lesson as to what should not be done rather than to open old wounds.

2,496 posted on 08/12/2003 6:49:57 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: gore3000
1. think someone's reputation has been unjustly besmirched and I want to do what I can to correct that.

No G3K. it was justly besmirched, you may have your blinders on, as in ALS can do no wrong, but the rest of us know better. The man is a troll, pure and simple. His E-mail backs that up.

He created the problem in order to back out of the agreement, but made sure that we were still held to it. The Freepmail makes that PRETTY OBVIOUS to the rest of us.

2. I think the above shows quite well why private e-mails should never be posted and their use cannot be excused.

I will continue to disagree, ANY Freepmail that you send, becomes the Property of the recipient, if you do not trust the recipient to hold that E-mail confidential, then DON'T send it.

ALS sent me that E-mail to gloat, and I hit him upside the head with it, just as he tried to hit me upside the head with it.

No, sorry G3K, I will disagree with you on this forever.

We knew that he was going to do this, but to have him GLOAT was just too much, I had to send it out, there was NO other option.
2,497 posted on 08/12/2003 6:58:15 PM PDT by Aric2000 (If the history of science shows us anything, it is that we get nowhere by labeling our ignorance god)
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To: Aric2000
He created the problem in order to back out of the agreement

No. The agreement was almost finalized when an evolutionist came up with the troll provision. It was an evolutionist who threatened to pull out of the agreement for many days until he had his way. ALS's questioning of the provision was that it was contrary to the purpose of the agreement - to stop the insults. Let's not re-write history.

And the freepmail was just part of the ongoing goading the two of you were engaging in. It does not prove anything because only one part of that conversation has been made public.

The purpose of the agreement was to end the 'blood sport' here. Let's make sure it ends by treating each other fairly.

2,498 posted on 08/12/2003 7:14:40 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: gore3000
There was NO OTHER Freepmail, he sent it unsolicited and unannounced.

I had not sent him ANY freepmail for at least 2 weeks, if that short.
2,499 posted on 08/12/2003 7:22:22 PM PDT by Aric2000 (If the history of science shows us anything, it is that we get nowhere by labeling our ignorance god)
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To: Aric2000
And 2500 for me.

And I do NOT talk to that poster in any way, shape, or form if I can help it.
2,500 posted on 08/12/2003 7:26:09 PM PDT by Aric2000 (If the history of science shows us anything, it is that we get nowhere by labeling our ignorance god)
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